A new poster for the Sonic The Hedgehog movie was spotted in the wild

[Deleted member 29599]

Every day we stray further from God.

(this movie is probably going to be such a car crash that it will be entertaining in a "Look how fucking terrible this movie is" way that will get torn to shreds by people like Moviebitches so at least there is that)

 

[Dekuman]

The muscular legs... ugh,

 

[milkyway]

Sonic doesn't skip leg day I see. Can't wait to see how this turns out...

 

[B.K.]

This movie is going to be amazing.

 

[Xx 720]

As it was foretold

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Loooooooool

 

[Star-Lord]

Wait wait wait... sonic is a fucking hedgehog who can run fast but he's gonna drive a car in the movie.. gotta get faster I guess sonic

 

[Vinnk]

Hard pass.

 

[Tagyhag]

I don't understand why you can't have short and chubby CGI Sonic in your movie.

Detective Pikachu doesn't look like a monstrosity, why does this have to?

 

[Chrono]

Honestly, the Super Mario Bros. movie isn't looking so bad anymore...

 

[JayBee]

Looks like nightmare fuel honestly

 

[Dekuman]

I don't understand why you can't have short and chubby CGI Sonic in your movie.

Detective Pikachu doesn't look like a monstrosity, why does this have to?

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Yep, they can make this Sonic fuzzy and he'd be awesome

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[Toxi]

Jesus Christ those proportions are uncanny.

 

[Whompa]

Those legs LOL

 

[Weiss]

Yep, they can make this Sonic fuzzy and he'd be awesome

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For a character designed for a specific point and time, Classic Sonic is still such a good design. I wish it was still the main Sonic look.

 

[HockeyBird]

That's definitely a man wearing a Sonic costume head

 

[Deleted member 11093]

For a character designed for a specific point and time, Classic Sonic is still such a good design. I wish it was still the main Sonic look.

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Classic Sonic looked adorable and cute, too bad his loose-humanization modern design took off instead.

 

[Sacul64]

I guess Sonic Mania did generate too much good will, must get the brand back into the depths of batshit crazy mismanagement ._.

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Even Sega realizes this design is bad and they tried to hype forces over mania.

 

[Zarckoh]

Sonic keeps showing why it's one of the worst managed videogame IPs

 

[Weiss]

Classic Sonic looked adorable and cute, too bad his loose-humanization modern design took off instead.

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Yeah the Adventure Sonic is fine enough, but it pales in comparison to the classic design. I feel the same way about all the cast honestly. You can drop the Classic Sonic character in nigh any scenario and you could make it work.

 

[Dullahan]

That poster is fucking horrifying. I legit got the heebie jeebies.

 

[AuthenticM]

I need a trailer

 

[alundra311]

But once you recognize the secret reason for his legs and appearance, you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds.

 

[Deleted member 9857]

I think I'm going to be sick

 

[Richietto]

I am at a loss of words. Just... WOW. They couldn't even give him his iconic shoes, let alone the people legs.

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

I just imagine a naked hairy blue guy setting there with his willie hanging out in the breeze.

 

[Weiss]

Sonic keeps showing why it's one of the worst managed videogame IPs

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I wonder if due to Forces' lackluster sales and reception the franchise will get put on a sort of lockdown with Mania being the face for the time being. I can't imagine this movie endearing anyone to Sonic, and eventually the dud games aren't going to sell on brand recognition alone.

 

[Dullahan]

Just seeing those fucking legs again gave me chills. Who the fuck thinks this looks like a hero? Michael Myers would fucking RUN from that thing.

 

[ElMexiMerican]

Wait wait wait... sonic is a fucking hedgehog who can run fast but he's gonna drive a car in the movie.. gotta get faster I guess sonic

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Are we sure that's Sonic and not some random CG character?

 

[poptire]

Those legs are so gross for Sonic. Oh god, I can't wait until the full reveal of this abomination.

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Oh God I'm dying

 

[Deleted member 13015]

Oh no...

 

[InspectorJones]

This looks gloriously bad; I don't think I'll be there opening weekend but if it lives up to my expectations of schlock quality it could be special for all the wrong reasons and it might warrant a theatrical viewing.

 

[Conrad Link]

Remember when we got Sonic Maina and everyone was like oh I'm so happy.

All that good will and feelings from the fans towards Sonic bout to be thrown out the window, Sega could barely manage a year without f**king it up agian.

 

[Sander VF]

If this movie was called anything else, you guys would be hyped as shit for it.

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People wouldn't really be hyped for a new IP about some weird superhero Furman.

 

[Stouffers]

People wouldn't really be hyped for a new IP about some weird superhero Furman.

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Furries are bigger than ever.

 

[Rune Walsh]

First shot of the opening scene.

 

[dlauv]

Remember when we got Sonic Maina and everyone was like oh I'm so happy.

All that good will and feelings from the fans towards Sonic bout to be thrown out the window, Sega could barely manage a year without f**king it up agian.

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Did you forget Forces?

 

[Deleted member 4532]

I want Sonic to dab in this movie. That's not too much to ask for.

 

[Zekes]

Sonic really needs to be taken out back and put down

 

[OverdriveOtaku]

We need a poll:

Is Sonic gonna be naked from the ankles up?

Yes / No

 

[Rotobit]

I hope Spider-verse and Detective Pikachu (if the latter delivers) both do super well so Hollywood can finally get out of its funk of thinking cute/"unrealistic" character designs and visuals aren't marketable

like imagine if we got a full movie animated like the Sonic Mania shorts, it'd be phenomenal and sweep awards. It'd even be great with "modern" Sonic, just look at how stylish the comic books are these days

 

[srtrestre]

Conic the hedgerow

 

[Deleted member 4260]

I want Sonic to dab in this movie. That's not too much to ask for.

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Fortnite dance too

 

[Chie Satonaka91]

Can't wait for the rifftrax version.

 

[Terranort]

Thanks, I hate it!

 

[Disco]

I want Sonic to dab in this movie. That's not too much to ask for.

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While he runs at high speed

Also gotta have an Obama impersonator in the after credits asking about the chaos emeralds

 

[Doukou]

Looks like a shoe commercial, like a sketchers glow in the dark

 

[Deleted member 10737]

I want Sonic to dab in this movie. That's not too much to ask for.

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i want him to do the floss

 

[ThisIsMyDogKyle]

How the hell did multiple people see this and go "Yeah looks good to me!"

 

[Yukinari]

You can hear it right now

 

[Onilink]

This looks like one of the gotta go fast meme