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A panda glomps you. Right now.

Sander VF

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
9,597
Tbilisi, Georgia
Pandas have an astoundingly powerful bite btw.

Contrary to popular perceptions, they also fuck like crazy outside of captivity, engaging in group sex that has been documented.
 

Kapten

Avenger
Nov 1, 2017
757
I've always wanted to eat panda.

Just go out, shoot it, skin it, and then chomp down on that endangered flesh.

When I am rich.
 

jonamok

Member
Oct 28, 2017
377
There is no such thing as a real panda.* They are all highly trained and deeply committed animal impersonators in suits.

It started decades ago as a conspiracy of zoos, desperate to increase visitor numbers, but they can't own up to it now, so carry on with the charade. Baby pandas are animatronic.

* Except Red Pandas. Obviously those guys are real.
 

Abstrusity

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,515
Nestle in then I guess
I wouldn't. The closest thing to a panda is the ravaging imouto.

These beasts will drag you to the ground with their high speed tackle-hugs and tear the flesh from your bones with their sharp, needle-like teeth.

Then they'll leave the rest for their dog.

The pandas aren't much better.
 

Geoff

Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,040
I wouldn't. The closest thing to a panda is the ravaging imouto.

These beasts will drag you to the ground with their high speed tackle-hugs and tear the flesh from your bones with their sharp, needle-like teeth.

Then they'll leave the rest for their dog.

The pandas aren't much better.
Hmmm...punch it in the eye?