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A panda glomps you. Right now.
- Thread starter TissueBox
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Pandas are still fucking bears. At that point you're dead no matter what.
Unless we're talking about red pandas.
Unless we're talking about red pandas.
I was gonna make a Contra reference but Contra plus pandas just reminded me of Rogue Corps. Now I'm sad.
Pandas have an astoundingly powerful bite btw.
Contrary to popular perceptions, they also fuck like crazy outside of captivity, engaging in group sex that has been documented.
Contrary to popular perceptions, they also fuck like crazy outside of captivity, engaging in group sex that has been documented.
Please stop I have to finish this mockup it's for an important client. Ok see you at home honey.
There is no such thing as a real panda.* They are all highly trained and deeply committed animal impersonators in suits.
It started decades ago as a conspiracy of zoos, desperate to increase visitor numbers, but they can't own up to it now, so carry on with the charade. Baby pandas are animatronic.
* Except Red Pandas. Obviously those guys are real.
It started decades ago as a conspiracy of zoos, desperate to increase visitor numbers, but they can't own up to it now, so carry on with the charade. Baby pandas are animatronic.
* Except Red Pandas. Obviously those guys are real.
People used to think that it was totally acceptable to just run up and clothesline people at anime cons.
I wouldn't. The closest thing to a panda is the ravaging imouto.
These beasts will drag you to the ground with their high speed tackle-hugs and tear the flesh from your bones with their sharp, needle-like teeth.
Then they'll leave the rest for their dog.
The pandas aren't much better.
