A panda glomps you. Right now.

[Solid SOAP]

i glomps back uwu

 

[Deleted member 48434]

How did we go from glomp to yeet? Where did we go wrong?

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"A panda yeets you. Right now."

 

[Chimpzy]

A panda is a bear, so I suppose I get mauled.

 

[SJRB]

Pandas are like the laughing stock of the animal kingdom.

 

[capitalCORN]

"A panda yeets you. Right now."

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[Alligatorjandro]

Big yeet

 

[Shining Star]

Is this like, a baby panda?

 

[icyflamez96]

A panda smekledorfs you. What do you do

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

 

[spookyduzt]

"You just bought a one way ticket to the endangered species list, buddy."

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Did you see what we did to Koalas?

 

[shnurgleton]

A panda plugarks you. Right now.

Is this awesome? (Y/n)

 

[Thatonedice1]

I'm amusing I'm just dead. Cause Panda's are dangerous, and we don't live in anime.

With that said.... I hug the panda.

 

[chuckddd]

 

[Sobriquet]

I pull out a spork XD

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Are you t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!?

 

[lunarworks]

Is this the anime chatroom I hung out in in 1997? Because I haven't seen anyone use the word "glomp" since then.

 

[TissueBox]

Pandas are like the laughing stock of the animal kingdom.

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[mhayes86]

Had to look up what a 'glomp' was.

Initially, snuggle that bear.

After looking up 'glomp', I'd probably be dead.

 

[itwasTuesday]

I'm fine cause we are in a bouncy house.

 

[draconuszero]

It could be worse...

 

[TheChuggernaut]

Attempt to fight back if I can, but then die because it's a fucking bear

 

[Deleted member 32561]

I assume it fucking kills me, pandas are still bears after all, and I'm not sure they're actually prone to cuddling. I'd be happy to be proven wrong though.

 

[Swiggins]

I didn't realize it was 2007 again.

I'm kicking that fucking oversized Raccoon right in the bamboo shoots.

 

[Heshinsi]

It could be worse...

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The one in the supermarket is the funniest.