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Alex Jones Sandy Hook Trial |OT| I got the worst fucking attorneys and you never quote Spiderman under oath [Edit: Damages awarded, over $1bil total]
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"First they came for the Socialists...who we hate, are destroying this country and are literally devils straight from hell....Then they came for the Jews...who are continuing to unleash their plans of replacing white people with illegal immigrants and must be stopped at all cost...."
Are these people legit brain-damaged?
the multi-day length fake trial tim hedecker put on for his fake killing of 20 people with bad vapes sold from a fake festival promoted from his On Cinema movie review show
Day 1 of the Trial of Tim Heidecker.
View: https://youtu.be/WWotb3gci0A
Tim made the decision to represent himself after that part, which funnily seems like for Alex Jones this might be one of the rare time where that would have been the better option.
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This asshole can't help himself:
View: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1554975019037593601?s=20&t=aE7Onr9hZ2d-9TepQb-voA
View: https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1554975019037593601?s=20&t=aE7Onr9hZ2d-9TepQb-voA
You can't just go to The Trial. You need to watch Seasons 1-9 first, along with all the Oscar specials, and Decker.
https://oncinematimeline.com/#season-1
So this fuck up from the defense is so serious it has blown up at least three cases Alex Jones has connections with? Perjury in the Sandy Hook case, the possibility of this being important evidence for January 6th, and the possibility this is used in a custody case?
Wow, and Alex just keeps on digging his own hole deeper and deeper and blaming everyone else around him.
Fucking clown.
Fucking clown.
Gotta say, this trial is far more impactful than I thought it would be.
So I doubt there's anything really crazy in those texts regarding January 6th, but the idea that an asshole denying a shooting from ten years ago, delayed his case for so long it might end up having serious repercussions for a case against a presidential coup from 2 years ago.
I don't. He was there in January 6th. He had protection from the oath keepers. He's friends with the leader of the oath keepers and was in contact with basically every politician that helped state the election was stolen. Alex Jones has positioned himself as a very important figure in the Trump Party. Those texts being available is a bug fucking deal.
I know all that and really hope there's smoking gun after smoking gun. What I really mean was I'm just trying not to get my hopes up. Absolutely crazy if this is how it gets out and if this puts more January 6 people behind bars.
"Screwed By All The Lawyers"
A Chuck Tingle novel about a voyeuristic trial porno turning me into a gay frog loving gorillas.
"My Lawyer Can't Possibly Keep *It* Up For Twelve Days"
The fluffed up prequel to Chuck Tingle's smash hit "Screwed By All The Lawyers".
"Supermale Deepthroat Confessions - Digging My Own Hole Deeper And Deeper"
The sequel to Chuck Tingle's...it's too much, write your own smutt fiction jokes, everyone.
I would laugh so hard if this gets more insurrectionists and coup planners in trouble.
holy shit that lawyer video
goddamn that megaton reveal that they sent his phone to the defense is a chefs kiss moment
lock him up!
goddamn that megaton reveal that they sent his phone to the defense is a chefs kiss moment
lock him up!
I feel like Jones' lawyer legitimately committed legal malpractice against his client here
Nevertheless lol
Excuse me NINETEEN people one of them died of a heroin overdose that's NOT on Tim
Nevertheless lol
Excuse me NINETEEN people one of them died of a heroin overdose that's NOT on Tim
These people are so stupid, shitty and criminal that they always end up with the worst possible lawyers willing to defend them. Same thing happened to trump, at the end only Giuliani and Powell were still 100% behind him.
I hope Jones is felling even a fraction of the pain he has inflicted on this parents, hope to never see him again after this one.
I hope Jones is felling even a fraction of the pain he has inflicted on this parents, hope to never see him again after this one.
This is some galaxy giga brain 20D chess shit right here. I don't see any upside to talking shit about jury and judge like this.
The film about this is going to be wild.
Alex Jones played by Mark Addy
Mark Bankston played by Josh McDermitt
Judge Maya Guerra played by Jillian Harris
Alex Jone's Lawyers played by sacks of shit with features drawn on and a mop and bucket with googly eyes and a tape recorder with "Not guilty" playing over and over at random intervals.
Edit - Whoops, put an actor I did not realise passed away. RIP.
Alex Jones played by Mark Addy
Mark Bankston played by Josh McDermitt
Judge Maya Guerra played by Jillian Harris
Alex Jone's Lawyers played by sacks of shit with features drawn on and a mop and bucket with googly eyes and a tape recorder with "Not guilty" playing over and over at random intervals.
Edit - Whoops, put an actor I did not realise passed away. RIP.
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When talking shit is the only thing you have for your entire life it's difficult to stop.
This is the most entertaining trial I have ever seen. Hope he gets taken for all that he is worth and more.
Honestly it feels like, knowing he may have no legal remedy, Jones is trying to whip his audience into believing he's a victim, for whom they must either:
A) Donate as much money as they can, so he's set up for his release or that he can use to try and escape with
B) Protest his treatment by 'the system', possibly with dangerous amounts of force
Now, whether or not anyone actually cares about him that much is another matter
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Or C) He knows due to his wealth he'll most likely get a slap on the wrist no matter how awful he acts.
I'll go with "D) All of the above", final answer.
The lawyers I know are always absolutely giddy whenever people on the opposite bench want to represent themselves (those are usually the kind of people incapable of shutting up). They can't help talking shit, as soon as they start going off on that judge, you know you're on your way to a win.
His legal team are so incompetent that he is completely fucked, even if he replaces them all, it won't help. Now those messages are out there already and that is a treasure trove of evidence against him.
I would love it if that dickhead texted something to Jones that incriminates him.
How did Jones' attorney send them accidentally/unknowingly? The plaintiffs' attorney wouldn't be able to use the texts/image of the phone in the trial if they hadn't already been admitted to evidence and approved by the judge beforehand, which Jones would have known about, right (real life isn't Phoenix Wright lol)?
Edit: From the Phoenix Wright edit (lololol) it makes sense; it was an accident and could have been challenged to not be admitted as evidence but Jones' lawyer didn't do that. Lmao
Edit: From the Phoenix Wright edit (lololol) it makes sense; it was an accident and could have been challenged to not be admitted as evidence but Jones' lawyer didn't do that. Lmao
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You'll have to excuse me if the past few years have convinced me that the rich and powerful don't face justice.
They're all distracted by Britney and the release of all the documents AH/JD
Just too much legal shenanigans all over the place atm
He also very likely perjured himself infront of Congress and now they have the receipts.
Why do I feel like any and all judgments against him will quickly be reversed due to his lawyers' obvious incompetency?
I'm not a legal person but I thought incompetent representation was a reason for a trial outcome to be tossed out and redone on appeal but that may not apply in this type
of case.