All of ResetEra members in one room, how do you imagine it?

[DFG]

So we all got forced into a room with every member, then the person who summoned everyone demands to come up with a way to describe ResetEra as a whole before letting every member go. However, the answer must be true to who we really are or else!
What type of people are we?

 

[bobnowhere]

Crowded

 

[vestan]

 

[Alastor3]

i'll get the fck out of there

 

[Foltzie]

Awkward.

 

[FernandoRocker]

Well, just imagine people eating meat in one corner and people eating vegan food in another corner. In the forum, they would yell at each other, but in person, they wouldn't do anything. It would be awkward.

 

[Huggy]

"inches towards the exit"

 

[Saganator]

Smelly

 

[BDS]

"......you don't clap in the movie theater?"

 

[Twstr709]

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Smelly

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Ya'll know it

 

[RestEerie]

 

[Huncho_Houdini]

i'll get the fck out of there

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yerp

 

[Deleted member 60582]

Everybody crowded into their own tiny little space, frantically posting on their smartphones about some faux pas or slight, perceived or otherwise, the person next to them committed and asking for advice they will completely ignore.

And at least one person repeating "we live in a society" over and over for some reason, their "I'm so snarky and cool" smirk growing until it completely takes over their face and, eventually, the entire room in some bizarre, Lovecraftian manner.

 

[MasterYoshi]

I'd put my headphones on to avoid awkward encounters with others, but I'd forget to plug them in.

 

[shnurgleton]

MCU and Star Wars fans in one corner, everybody else leaves because of the amount of shit being thrown

 

[dark_prinny]

Joker fans and meat lovers on one side of the room. Vegans and Joker fear mongers on the other.

WAR.

 

[Deleted member 2809]

mary sue

 

[Sabretooth]

Have you ever watched Darren Aronofsky's Mother! ?

I imagine it'd be like that to every detail.

 

[RedBlue]

Gathering of the three-legged

 

[MonsterJail]

Someone yells 'The Last Jedi' and no-one leaves alive

 

[Horp]

"inches towards the exit"

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Read as "incest towards the exit".
Not sure what that means.

 

[PlanetSmasher]

As long as nobody holds the door open for anyone else, it'll be a very quiet place.

 

[Lupercal]

All it would take is for one person to hold the door open and they'd be stuck forever.

 

[Scarlet Spider]

"The Last Jedi sucks"

 

[nsilvias]

like this

 

[Monkey Business]

 

[Foxashel]

Floor collapses under weight of wieners. The few who don't fall are able to drop down their dongs like ropes for the rest to climb up.

 

[Jarrod38]

Just say Bloodborne sucks and see what happens.

 

[quesalupa]

Everyone's giant cocks would be touching

 

[mbpm]

Too many 12 inch dicks in one room

 

[Krakatoa]

A room full of people avoiding eye contact.

 

[Wandering Robot]

Real Gamers™️
But the actual answer is really crowded

 

[Yasuke]

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[jml]

The first thing that comes to mind is that one thread from a couple months back where a lot of people insisted that they didn't need to use deodorant.

 

[CrazyAndy]

Hell

 

[flaxknuckles]

imagine the smellz

 

[SnakeXs]

 

[FernandoRocker]

The first thing that comes to mind is that one thread from a couple months back where a lot of people insisted that they didn't need to use deodorant.

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I think there was a thread on the old site were OP didn't use soap/shampoo in over a year and said that his hygiene actually got better. Some people started doing it too.

 

[Alastor3]

Floor collapses under weight of wieners. The few who don't fall are able to drop down their dongs like ropes for the rest to climb up.

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The fuck did i just read

 

[Dalek]

imagine the smellz

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"No, you see I really don't smell. If I did my friends would tell me. I just rinse off with water. And you don't need shampoo either-that's just something that 'The Man' tricks you into buying!"

I would be trying to chew my way through the walls.

 

[Dalek]

I think there was a thread on the old site were OP didn't use soap/shampoo in over a year and said that his hygiene actually got better. Some people started doing it too.

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And don't forget the people there who proudly didn't wash their clothes but instead put the dirty clothes in the freezer to "kill any bacteria."

 

[Galkinator]

Everyone is talking* about Trump, MCU, SW and tipping


*arguing til the end of times

 

[DFG]

And don't forget the people there who proudly didn't wash their clothes but instead put the dirty clothes in the freezer to "kill any bacteria."

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Ok this one i don't know. From Gaf or here?

 

[Mullet2000]

I imagine the embodiment of this video:

 

[Akira86]

I will throw a superfine glitter bomb, pull out a laser and marvel at the chaotic beauty.

And don't forget the people there who proudly didn't wash their clothes but instead put the dirty clothes in the freezer to "kill any bacteria."

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anything to life-hack the system and be better than the plebes. including the use of sketchy, anecdotal 'science'.

 

[Hypemaster]

 

[Arkanim94]

And don't forget the people there who proudly didn't wash their clothes but instead put the dirty clothes in the freezer to "kill any bacteria."

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This isn't real, right?
Right???

 

[Harry Potter Obama]

Like a Young Democrats club meeting at a community college but older, weirder, and much much angrier.

 

[MalcomFleX]

No room has enough corners for all of those people to try to hide in.

 

[RedHeat]

Too many fedora's talking about the latest indie flick.