Andy Dick 'cold cocked' outside New Orleans club, hospitalized

Rolling Nowhere

Alt account
Banned
Aug 1, 2019
31
Fuck. So many people trying to avoid bans while basically admitting that they are happy that someone was brutally assaulted.

We should be better than this.

This forum is kind of fucked up. Seriously. Go back through this thread and count the number of people that are only differentiated from shot like 4chan out of a fear of being banned and losing their precious post count.

Maybe this isn’t the forum for me.
 
Last edited:

Toxi

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
8,550
Fuck. So many people trying to avoid bans while basically admitting that they are happy that someone was brutally assaulted.

We should be better than this.

This forum is kind of fucked up. Seriously. Go back through this thread and count the number of people that are only differentiated from shot like 4chan out of a fear of being banned and losing their precious post count.

Maybe this isn’t the forum for me.
This is rich coming from an obvious alt.
 

Bricktop

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,059
lol I always thought the phrase was "cold clock"
It is. I don't what the hell a "cold cock" is aside from the literal sense.
It is and I'm not sure why more people didn't correct it.
Right? What the hell...
And you're right. Fuck cern.

So yeah, youd say cold clock right? But its allegedly cock?

Now, think about when someone gets knocked out or "CLOCKED". So you're supposed to say "oh man, dude got COCKED!"? Rubbish.

same shit with the berenstein bears. This timeline is garbage.
Lol. It's always been cold cocked, and it predates "clocked" as a meaning for knocked out by almost 100 years.
 

bunbun777

Member
Oct 29, 2017
1,055
Nw
"I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism."

-Andy Dick
 

BADMAN

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
1,450
You hate to see it.

Seriously though punching someone into unconsciousness is going a bit far even for Dick
 

nausicaa

Member
Sep 7, 2018
97
Really hard to understand what quantifies a ban here, some of these posts stunned me lol

andy dick is an asshole but assault like that isn’t okay, he really could have died
 

Terrell

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,948
Canada
Man is a known provocateur who loves to find a line he hasn’t crossed so he can cross it in the biggest/worst possible way, up to and including sexual assault and knowingly-committed anti-Semitism, and then mark it off his shameless asshole bucket list. So I fully understand the “why” of all of this, except for why it hadn’t happened sooner than now.
Yeah, not condoning the violence against him is appropriate, as is not having much in the way of sympathy or surprise, either. It just... IS.
 

Dwebble

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
3,520
I'm not by any means going to cheer a man being attacked from behind.

However, in this case I'm not going to feel too cut up about it either.
 

Terrell

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,948
Canada
Andy Dick is fucking prick but even so I don't accept vigilante justice.
Oh please, no one is suggesting that this attack was retribution for past behavior. It was likely caused by something he said or did to that man who assaulted him specifically in that moment. Again, this is a drug and alcohol addled man with a near-legendary history of not respecting very clear or self-evident physical/emotional boundaries and crossing lines. It’s not even a surprise to the reporter who wrote the story quoted in the OP that his behavior might have provoked violence.
 

ManaByte

Member
Oct 27, 2017
10,727
Southern California

V_Arnold

Member
Oct 26, 2017
437
Hungary
No attempted murder, the guy intended to just punch him. It'd probably be involuntary manslaughter had he died.
That is my point. If he was on blood thinners, for example, someone surprise knocking you out equals to a murder. Just one of the many diseases that will make you almost guaranteed to die on such serious traumas to your head. I understand that the technical term would be involuntary, but there is nothing involuntary about not knowing what your target can withstand and knocking him/her out.

Just imagine if you were to take a left turn in a highway with your car without checking what is there. That one can be though of as "Accidental", but it is more than stupid, its reckless.
 

Stinkles

343 Industries
Verified
Oct 25, 2017
13,453
There's no evidence of Dick grabbing the guy in the video but randomly grabbing people's crotches in public is a confirmed Andy Dick move. However given the video - the dude is not reacting immediately and should have called the cops instead.
 

Terrell

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,948
Canada
There's no evidence of Dick grabbing the guy in the video but randomly grabbing people's crotches in public is a confirmed Andy Dick move. However given the video - the dude is not reacting immediately and should have called the cops instead.
Toxic masculinity is a hell of a thing that way. When your life is guided by those principles, when someone assaults you, you assault them right back.
 

water_wendi

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,632
Oh big shocker Andy grabbing on people. Hes lucky he hasnt got a key to the throat over the years. im sure there will be more opportunities for that to happen from his future victims.

If im on this punchers jury, not guilty.