I laughed about this story for a solid minute. Then my wife demanded to know what was so funny and we laughed for a few more minutes. We would do anything to know what traumatic experience this guy had that led to him being so suspicious.One of my favourite things about the DS animal crossing was going online to trade items with random people.
I vividly remember meeting up to get a sofa off a guy, and he had surrounded the entrance with holes incase I tried to run in and attack his town so he had time to disconnect before I did any real damage. He messaged "DROP THE MONEY". So I did, and then he entered the little area he made and dropped the sofa. We picked up each other's stuff and then he said "THANKS" and that was that.
Pretty sure I know how a drug addict feels now.