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Masterspeed

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Oct 25, 2017
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I unfollowed yesterday when he started posting "Follow this person" and it's just their main account.

Some are funny but boy oh boy some are really childish.
 

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Dec 21, 2017
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This is the most juvenile crap I've ever seen. How is , "favorite food cum" remotely funny?
 

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I don't get the todidile and weepingbell one.

Is there wit to it or is it just random claims and statements?
 

Vexii

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Oct 31, 2017
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Some of these started funny until the attention got to the owner's head and they took the "joke" too far.

After that it just became pathetic.
 

chrominance

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POKEMON FACT NO.6969: Lickitung [sex joke] [sex joke] [random bizarre fetish] [name of sex act] totally racist!
 

Aaronrules380

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Oct 25, 2017
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What if we took the idea of pokedex entries being written by children, but tweaked it so that they're now written by dumbass 14 year olds
 

Cordy

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cainhxrst

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Some of these started funny until the attention got to the owner's head and they took the "joke" too far.

After that it just became pathetic.

pretty much this. the only thing I can see funny about them is maybe the initial reaction seeing jokes like that from what you would expect to be an educational/informative account on pokemon. The actual tweets themselves are incredibly juvenile lol
 

Tangeroo

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Oct 26, 2017
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Y'all need to lighten up! It's just not your style of humor I guess.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pokémon Facts. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical Pokémon biology most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Professor Oak's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pokémon Facts truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pikachu's existential catchphrase "Pikachuuu," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tajiri Satoshi-sama's genius wit unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
 

Quinton

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pokémon Facts. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical Pokémon biology most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Professor Oak's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pokémon Facts truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pikachu's existential catchphrase "Pikachuuu," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tajiri Satoshi-sama's genius wit unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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I think I love you?
 

Masterspeed

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pokémon Facts. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical Pokémon biology most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Professor Oak's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pokémon Facts truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pikachu's existential catchphrase "Pikachuuu," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tajiri Satoshi-sama's genius wit unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Can I commission you to write whatever the fuck you want on my headstone? I'll give you half of whatever my dead bank account has left.
 

milkyway

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May 17, 2018
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Well I liked the Banette one, that's pretty good. Sounds like on the regular it's childishly vulgar and devoid of humor though. I can live with hit and miss.
 

Leviathan

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Oct 28, 2017
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I'm really confused. They're just weird, inappropriate statements with Pokemon images behind them. I'm embarrassed for the teenager writing these.
 
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