Are straight men supposed to call their partners 'mommy'?

[NewDonkStrong]

What am I supposed to say in response to being called daddy or papi? I unfortunately stay fairly quiet during sex because I don't know how to talk sexily. Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

 

[Sanjuro]

Ay papi.

 

[jwk94]

That's between you and your partner.

 

[BassForever]

I read parents in the topic title and was extremely baffled at what I was reading

 

[Tregard]

I think staying quiet is your best bet, honestly.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

......... you're my daughter might be your best bet champ lol

 

[VectorPrime]

Umm. What

 

[Jessie]

Straight men definitely treat their partner like "mommy" non-verbally.

 

[NameUser]

I do ;)

 

[Antiwhippy]

Only if they call you zaddy.

 

[Rayne]

Yeah that mommy/daddy shit is weird to me. Like naaaaah.

 

[nate]

No, u say whos a good girl

 

[bobbychalkers]

Zommy

 

[Booki]

I'ma pass on that one.

"Papi" is barely passable, but that gets weird as soon as the fog is gone.

 

[geomon]

I call her zygote.

 

[Redhead On Moped]

If they are into boobs maybe? I don’t know... I’m not straight.

 

[ILikeFeet]

I mean, if that turns her on, sure

 

[Deleted member 14377]

localize mother 3, reggie

 

[signal]

Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

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The fuck.

 

[Deleted member 2229]

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[johancruijff]

 

[Volimar]

That was always creepy to me, but I imagine you just use whatever pet name you have for her that doesn't make you sound like a pedophile.

 

[RoboitoAM]

Call her nasty things*

*But only if she agrees to being called these things.

 

[ascii42]

Baby, perhaps?

 

[collige]

To clarify: you're a straight guy and she called you daddy/papi in bed and you don't know what to say? "Baby" or "babygirl" will suffice.

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Or, you know, just talk to her about it like a fucking adult

 

[Ambient80]

I call her zygote.

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lol.

 

[TheUnseenTheUnheard]

Call her hotstuff

 

[Deleted member 35011]

I think the appropriate response is to hit Alberto Del Rio's theme song on your music player of choice at that exact moment.

 

[Clefargle]

/s

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But seriously, just call her “baby”.

 

[Salarians]

only in the bedroom

 

[DriftingSpirit]

Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

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I am so done for today. Throw me in my grave.

 

[Klyka]

Call her by her mother's name?

 

[yap]

Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

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try both the next time and tell us the results

 

[Dust]

Don't make me post that tumblr copypasta.

 

[Joyful]

you are supposed to say shes a good girl as she is seeking approval from her father (you)

 

[Hollywood Duo]

 

[Twilight Suzuka]

nah, it's not hot. Daddy can be passable as some weird kink dominance shit, but it's still weird. Mommy? Why would anyone say that?

you are supposed to say shes a good girl as she is seeking approval from her father (you)

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There it is.

 

[Medalion]

oedipus complexes... all of em

 

[YamchasRevenge]

No no no no NOOOOOOOOO

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

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Oh God, I can't stop cryin'! I choking here, I can't breathe!

 

[BringBackSonics]

What am I supposed to say in response to being called daddy or papi? I unfortunately stay fairly quiet during sex because I don't know how to talk sexily. Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

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Why are you having sex with your daughter

 

[erlim]

Yeah you gotta switch up between calling them your ex-girlfriends names and your mom's name during intercourse.

 

[Wamb0wneD]

you are supposed to say shes a good girl as she is seeking approval from her father (you)

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This.
Not my kind of thing but that's how it works.
Staying silent is also an option though.

 

[Dude Abides]

Call her by her mother's name?

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Not hers, yours.

 

[Kusagari]

Only if you're Mike Pence

 

[Rhaknar]

Do I say "yeah, you're my daughter" or scream "MOTHER!!!" at climax?

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[Mecha Meister]

What the fu...

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It's too late!

 

[Perzeval]

Papi pls

 

[Deleted member 1041]

You be like "hot momma"

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

It's a heckin pet name bro, just fucking make one up in response ya big dunmy.