are the super long bananas in grocery stores making men insignificant

[bangai-o]

Some of the bananas at the grocery store are reaching 13-14 inches long. Every-time we walk down that banana aisle, we become reminded of how we can never reach those lengths.

 

[Username1198]

No, I'm not insecure.

 

[vestan]

imagine being this insecure bruh

 

[KymTheSpud]

Speak for yourself

 

[Nox Potens]

What? You feel insecure in your manhood from looking at a banana?

 

[GuitarGuruu]

Is this for real

 

[cyress8]

Well, I know I don't turn to mush after a few minutes. Beat that bananas.

 

[Deleted member 14649]

Don't go down the cucumber aisle.

 

[Tunichtgut]

This thought never crossed my mind xD

 

[Spenny]

Who'd want a 13-14" dick? Thing wouldn't even be able to function properly.

 

[L Thammy]

this seems like as good a time as any to point out that a gorilla's penis is only four centimeters long

 

[Harken Raiser]

Who's "we", OP?

 

[sapien85]

Does an electric pole make you feel small?

 

[Pein]

I'm swinging around 16 inches of salami.

 

[ElBoxy]

It's a fucking delicious banana bruh.

 

[sphagnum]

The ERA average is about three times that.

 

[TheSkullPrince]

Era never fails to amuse me lmao

 

[Salmonax]

I saw a telephone pole the other day and haven't left the house since.

 

[julia crawford]

Everytime i walk by the fruit aisle i always think "i wish my semen tasted like strawberries".

 

[L Thammy]

If your dick is really that hard, than why doesn't you scratch your hands? Think about it.

 

[Username1198]

Everytime i walk by the fruit aisle i always think "i wish my semen tasted like strawberries".

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You mean other people's semen?

 

[CoolestSpot]

Who'd want a 13-14" dick? Thing wouldn't even be able to function properly.

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20 inches can help with a lot

 

[Ichi]

Yeah but they go bad and get spots after a few days so...

 

[chobel]

You should be more worried about cucumbers

 

[Pasha]

This would make a little sense if you'd be talking about the giant dildos that are sold, but bananas, that's some next level of insecurity OP.

 

[julia crawford]

You mean other people's semen?

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S-sure.......

 

[BWoog]

These are the only long things emasculating our men:

 

[Darryl M R]

Every time a weird thread like this one pops up, I'm reminded that some of you all do not shower daily or clean your bedding.

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Baby carrots are making me gay

 

[UltimateTrainer]

You have to be joking. If you aren't don't get jealous of fruit

 

[WhoTurgled]

Yes

 

[gozu]

I don't understand. Aren't all your penises 14 inches long like mine?

 

[Swab]

Super Long Bananas at the Grocery Store Make Men Insignificant, And That's A Good Thing...

 

[reelbigeddy]

I'm not concerned about bananas, I could eat a peach for hours.

 

[Bigchicity]

"maybe I should start using forums again."
*looks at thread*
"nah im good"

 

[Aurongel]

I saw a big dick in porn once.

I've never been happy since.

 

[Heromanz]

Are you high?

 

[Snowybreak]

Everytime i walk by the fruit aisle i always think "i wish my semen tasted like strawberries".

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Now this I understand.

 

[Anton Sugar]

I guess some guys worry about this? I wonder what their ego would feel like if their partner wanted a big/girthy dildo. Get over it, it's fun!

 

[The Living Tribunal]

You should be more worried about cucumbers

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[MouldyK]

Yes, because every time a girl (or gay guy) walks down a fruit section, their minds be like:

 

[weekev]

Maybe era isn't the best place for this thread. Us prominent members make the 14 inch bananas feel insignificant.

 

[Stardestroyer]

Are you high?

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Just extremely insecure.

You should be more worried about cucumbers

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My God. That's something.

 

[Ash735]

Super Long Bananas at the Grocery Store Make Men Insignificant, And That's A Good Thing...

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Ahh the Buzzfeed version of the thread title.

 

[itwasTuesday]

The pasta isle is torture, man.

 

[jesu]

Who wants a dick shaped like a banana?

 

[TheSkullPrince]

Who wants plátanos?!

 

[Handicapped Duck]

Ever see cantaloupes? "My balls shrivel out of existence when I realize that they are like cherries compared to those." -OP probably thought one day.

 

[Deleted member 9035]

We really need a "Why can't y'all just be normal?" button.

OP, if you are genuinely this insecure about your manhood there are probably deeper emotional issues at the bottom of it.
Consider a counselor or therapist.

 

[gaugebozo]

I make bananas feel insignificant.