Attention, Gamers™, looking for a Pixel Place of your own?

[Deleted member 5853]

Look no further than this wonderful listing! This can all be yours for the low low price of $2.35 million.

207 Sparkes Rd, Sebastopol, CA 95472 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $1,084,300. 207 Sparkes Rd, Sebastopol, CA is a single family home that contains 1,350 sq ft and was built in 2017. It contains 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this house is $1,084,300, which has increased by $5,760 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate...

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A unique opportunity to own a property with it's own private retro arcade that will immediately catapult you into the golden age of arcades of the 80's and 90's. This turnkey property is operated as a vacation home named "Pixel Place" on Airbnb with minimal deferred maintenance and solid passive income capability. The oversized garage space with high ceilings serves as an ULTIMATE retro arcade. Entire home is furnished with quality furniture pieces, handmade arcade pop art, poster art and decorative arcade marquee light boxes. Home decor is centered around the theme of retro arcades. The property is well landscaped with mature trees, fenced backyard and RV pad with 120V connection. Property has 2 newer sheds for additional storage. A big plus! The offer price will include all retro arcades minus pinball machines (rentals), all furniture, and art work. The buyers are expected to honor all existing bookings on Airbnb.

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Looks pretty normal on the outside...

But the insight is 100% pure unfiltered Nerdy Gamer ™:

The centerpiece is the arcade:

Who's putting in an offer? And what's the owner's ERA username?

 

[Green Mario]

I'll take the Time Crisis 3 machine - the rest can go.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Other than the bathroom, that's pretty sweet.

They needed to go further or not at all with the bathroom, though. It looks goofy with it being a completely normal and nice looking bathroom other than the two light fixtures.

 

[Jawmuncher]

2 Million seems like a lot even with all the included items looking at that area. Then again, the prices in that area seem pretty close.

 

[buttzilla]

I wonder why they're selling, was it not making enough for them on AirBNB?

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I don't know how the trend of TVs over a fireplace started, but it is the fucking worst.

 

[darkside]

Selling a house and expecting the buyer to honor your Airbnb bookings? Is that even a legal thing to do? I thought Airbnb stuff was tied to accounts and not the property. Feel like if I was paying 2.35 million to buy a house, your Airbnb problems are your own

 

[BossAttack]

Um, pass.

 

[fixurheartordie]

Is that Mega Man painted over pages of X-Men comics for some reason? This is all so haphazard.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

i can imagine going into the restroom with a significant other and being like

"oh my god you ARE Donkey Kong hahaha"

"Oh yeah? Because life with you is like a rampage luh-mao!"

"Thank god we are gamers and bought this house"

 

[RoboPlato]

OK but the the stars and planets carpet is rad

 

[EggmaniMN]

That house is like 5x the price it would be here going by square footage and actual rooms. The stuff in it would knock it down to 4x I guess.

Cooling features: Ceiling Fan(s)

Are you kidding me? This thing doesn't even have central air? That arcade with anything turned on would be a furnace.

 

[RockmanBN]

I got like $200. Can someone else spare the other $2,349,800?

 

[Psamtik]

Are you kidding me? This thing doesn't even have central air? That arcade with anything turned on would be a furnace.

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Explains the fans on the floor. Yikes.

 

[Green Mario]

Why is Ernest Cline selling his home?

 

[Shaneus]

Two pinball machines? Pfft.