Forest porn tho
Forest porn tho
Look at this guy with his mp3's. I remember trying to record stuff to a tape off the radio and hoping the DJ or some commercial didn't cut into it lol. Or if the song had a swear in it you'd get the radio edited version.
It is amazing that anyone knew anything before the widespread availability of the internet.
Hmmm I would like to know a thing
*shuffles through library card catalog*
Sometimes I find myself thinking this as well, in two contexts:
A) it's mind blowing to think of a time where whole fields of information could just be lost, forever, because they were scarce, guarded, or esoteric
B) it's so laughably easy to find basic information it's kind of crazy there are still a lot of ignorant people with zero sense of curiosity
Also making mixtapes and ripping CDs. I remember a friend showing off their 9 disc CD changer they had installed in the trunk of their car.
Same deal here in the US. This was how every video store operated to my recollection.Not just renting videos, but my local shop charged a £1 fine if you didn't rewind them before returning them.
Then it's a fucking racket.
As for Porn, I was lucky enough to have a TV in my room and occasionally Howard Stern would have something spicy enough to warrant whipping it out.
It's a double edged sword.B) it's so laughably easy to find basic information it's kind of crazy there are still a lot of ignorant people with zero sense of curiosity
Haha I remember this. Trying to get those signals for premium channels. Also cable descramblers.I'm in the electric typewriter club too.
If I changed the settings on my TV just right, scrambled Showtime and The Movie Channel would be clear enough to watch for latenight T&A. HBO and Cinemax never worked, though.
If you missed something on TV.. It was gone. You just prayed that they would replay it sometime during the week.
Couldn't tell you how many show's I missed cause my parents wanted to sit at the restaurant longer than needed
Having to scramble to record the nightly radio DJ sets on a cassette tape or else risk knowing you would NEVER find that fire song again.
Driving in a strange place without a GPS, using MapQuest or whatever, must have been a huge pain. I was too young to experience that, but I feel for those who did. Especially before the internet.
Being really into a tv show. Missing it for whatever reason and then being fucked unless you caught it on reruns.
OR trying to record something on the VCR (took some big ass brains to do this) and your sister changing the channel or fucking up your plans and not know what happened with the Borg invasion.
That shit suuuuuuuuuucked.
Back then you'd get school rumors of certain turn dial channels that are always static actually being porn that is messed up so you can't see it until you pay. The rumor was that if you stared at it long enough you could start seeing the porn hidden in the static. Like a fuckin magic eye poster. This may be the actual source of my natural surreal imagination, hours staring at static and mentally manifesting non-existent porn.
Oh yes I definitely found some forest porn, I was maybe in 2nd or 3rd grade. Found it in the woods behind the school playground.
Interesting place to find porn lolOh yes I definitely found some forest porn, I was maybe in 2nd or 3rd grade. Found it in the woods behind the school playground.
To be fair, it wasn't a great neighborhood (or town lol).
my cousin and i would split the cost of dragon ball z tapes at suncoast. it was during the cell saga and we had to know what happened next.I remember having to go all the way to the mall to visit Suncoast Video to buy anime on VHS. And it cost like $40 for 4 episodes. A whole season of Tenchi was a damn investment.
The struggle was real.
What do you remember doing younger people dont have to deal with today
(and lets keep this lighthearted, please)
Imagine spending all of that money on a VHS tape just to see somebody else pilot Wing Gundam.I bought all of Gundam Wing on VHS. It took a long time and a lot of saving but I did it.
...some of those tapes only had two episodes...
Yep...When I was a kid, if you didn't know the answer to a question, that was it. You just didn't get to know.
Want to learn the lyrics to a popular song you heard on the radio? Too bad.
Not sure how far away the Burger King is from the school? Oh well.
Want to check if it's true there are no poisonous snakes indigenous to your state? Not happening.
Before the ubiquitous nature of information, you simply couldn't know things.
And before people say "well you could use a map" where the heck was a 12 year old going to find a town map? It's not like Pokémon where your neighbor's sister has plenty on hand.
Finding the answer to anything that popped in your head was often time consuming, required you to buy something, and required travel. It is amazing that anyone knew anything before the widespread availability of the internet. There were so many things that I wished I could learn about when I was a little kid that I straight up couldn't and it's wild to think how different it is now.
Back in the day you had to wait a few minutes just for a damn porn photo to load. I mean you really had to get to know the girl from her face down to get your fap on. Had to learn the patience and work it takes to get the ladies.
Nowadays kids can just Google some wild shit and it's all available in HD for free. They don't know the struggle man
Oh gosh yes this. I spent so much time spreading rumors about Mortal Kombat 2 secrets I started making stuff up about it. Helped that the local arcade unit was being updated now and then so I used that to 'prove' my point. I remember Pokemon rumors being hot too. I was a little shithead about making up fake videogame secrets and trying to get people to believe me.The lack of information also led to amazing, fun rumors, especially with video games.
"Did you know there is a way to play as Gray Fox in MGS1 by beating the game twice and getting both endings on a single save?"
"Did you know there was a way to play a Super Sonic?"
"You can get [Insert hidden character] in Mortal Kombat but doing some absurd thing?"
"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."
We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.
If you were getting cable through a sufficiently old box it didn't produce static, let's put it that way
The lack of information also led to amazing, fun rumors, especially with video games.
"Did you know there is a way to play as Gray Fox in MGS1 by beating the game twice and getting both endings on a single save?"
"Did you know there was a way to play a Super Sonic?"
"You can get [Insert hidden character] in Mortal Kombat but doing some absurd thing?"
"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."
We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.
I was inevitably missing out on half of an arc of every anime ever. It's like, they the Digidestined meet Etemon, and then then next thing I know they're in Tokyo fighting ghosts and shit.You know what really sucked? Missing serialized TV when it aired. Better hope to god the reruns are a thing half a year from now!!
I was inevitably missing out on half of an arc of every anime ever. It's like, they the Digidestined meet Etemon, and then then next thing I know they're in Tokyo fighting ghosts and shit.
"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."
We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.
I remember having to go all the way to the mall to visit Suncoast Video to buy anime on VHS. And it cost like $40 for 4 episodes. A whole season of Tenchi was a damn investment.
The struggle was real.
What do you remember doing younger people dont have to deal with today
(and lets keep this lighthearted, please)