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CHC

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
10,246
It is amazing that anyone knew anything before the widespread availability of the internet.

Sometimes I find myself thinking this as well, in two contexts:

A) it's mind blowing to think of a time where whole fields of information could just be lost, forever, because they were scarce, guarded, or esoteric rather than decentralized and readily accessible

B) it's so laughably easy to find basic information it's kind of crazy there are still a lot of ignorant people with zero sense of curiosity
 

Tawpgun

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
9,861
As for Porn, I was lucky enough to have a TV in my room and occasionally Howard Stern would have something spicy enough to warrant whipping it out.
 
Dec 2, 2017
20,608
Not just renting videos, but my local shop charged a £1 fine if you didn't rewind them before returning them. Oh and having to play portable game devices without any sort of inbuilt light.
 

Midramble

Force of Habit
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,454
San Francisco
Sometimes I find myself thinking this as well, in two contexts:

A) it's mind blowing to think of a time where whole fields of information could just be lost, forever, because they were scarce, guarded, or esoteric

B) it's so laughably easy to find basic information it's kind of crazy there are still a lot of ignorant people with zero sense of curiosity

Also an era where if you were confident enough you were simply right.

B) the basis of this is the proliferation of disinformation operates at a faster rate than information. Information entropy.
 

B_Spooky13

Member
Oct 25, 2017
757
Michigan
If you missed something on TV.. It was gone. You just prayed that they would replay it sometime during the week.

Couldn't tell you how many show's I missed cause my parents wanted to sit at the restaurant longer than needed
 

Deleted member 48897

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Oct 22, 2018
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Also making mixtapes and ripping CDs. I remember a friend showing off their 9 disc CD changer they had installed in the trunk of their car.

Also also ripping stuff from vinyl, especially if you only had one giant hifi system. Had to go to tape or nothing, because none of those hifis could burn discs, and the computer was all the way over on the other side of the house and no less cumbersome to move around.
 

Otakunofuji

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,129
I'm in the electric typewriter club too.

If I changed the settings on my TV just right, scrambled Showtime and The Movie Channel would be clear enough to watch for latenight T&A. HBO and Cinemax never worked, though.

Renting games every weekend was a huge one, too.
 

henhowc

Member
Oct 26, 2017
33,459
Los Angeles, CA
- Needing change for payphones.
- Having to use a map for directions.
- Having to rewind VHS tapes.
- Blowing in Nintendo cartridges and getting your saved games deleted.
- Limited internet access. It was like having a non-unlimited cell phone. If you went over your alotted AOL hours you were charged up the ass.
- Playing online with dial-up versus broadband users.

lol
 

Midramble

Force of Habit
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,454
San Francisco
As for Porn, I was lucky enough to have a TV in my room and occasionally Howard Stern would have something spicy enough to warrant whipping it out.

Jesus, you just reminded me of probably the biggest struggle.

Back then you'd get school rumors of certain turn dial channels that are always static actually being porn that is messed up so you can't see it until you pay. The rumor was that if you stared at it long enough you could start seeing the porn hidden in the static. Like a fuckin magic eye poster. This may be the actual source of my natural surreal imagination, hours staring at static and mentally manifesting non-existent porn.

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bionic77

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Oct 25, 2017
30,888
Being really into a tv show. Missing it for whatever reason and then being fucked unless you caught it on reruns.

OR trying to record something on the VCR (took some big ass brains to do this) and your sister changing the channel or fucking up your plans and not know what happened with the Borg invasion.

That shit suuuuuuuuuucked.
 

Tawpgun

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
9,861
B) it's so laughably easy to find basic information it's kind of crazy there are still a lot of ignorant people with zero sense of curiosity
It's a double edged sword.

"Hmm I want to learn more about the world and space"
"hmm this flat earth guy makes some interesting points"

"I want to know more about childcare"
"these vaccines seem really dangerous"

"I want to eat a balanced diet"
"gluten is literally poisonous cancer"

Lots of information out there.
Also lots of really bad information.

In that aspect, the information age I think backfired. It was much harder to find reading material on bullshit than it is to find stuff on the internet
 

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Oct 22, 2018
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You know what really sucked? Missing serialized TV when it aired. Better hope to god the reruns are a thing half a year from now!!
 

BossAttack

Member
Oct 27, 2017
42,951
If you missed something on TV.. It was gone. You just prayed that they would replay it sometime during the week.

Couldn't tell you how many show's I missed cause my parents wanted to sit at the restaurant longer than needed

Having to scramble to record the nightly radio DJ sets on a cassette tape or else risk knowing you would NEVER find that fire song again.

These two especially. I remember my brothers and I scrambling everytime D-12 came on the Radio with them Blue and Yellow Purple Hills trying desperately to record that shit for our mixtape. And fucking missing an absolutely crucial episode of DBZ and knowing that was fucking it. It was gone. After, you pled feebly for a re-rerun.
 

Casualcore

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Jul 25, 2018
1,301
I remember playing Tetris on a word processor.

I remember setting the AOL to get on the internet and opening solitaire to play a game while I waited for all the beeping and dialing, and my dad raged out 'cuz I was slowing the computer down with all them cards.

Driving in a strange place without a GPS, using MapQuest or whatever, must have been a huge pain. I was too young to experience that, but I feel for those who did. Especially before the internet.

The internet was happening around the time I learned to drive. I already had a good idea how to read a map from childhood road trips. With the advent of MapQuest, I remember we had to look up a destination and then print it out, or if the toner cartridge was empty, write all the steps down on some paper.
 

Midramble

Force of Habit
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,454
San Francisco
Being really into a tv show. Missing it for whatever reason and then being fucked unless you caught it on reruns.

OR trying to record something on the VCR (took some big ass brains to do this) and your sister changing the channel or fucking up your plans and not know what happened with the Borg invasion.

That shit suuuuuuuuuucked.

I missed the Reboot finale because of this. I was devastated.
 

Deleted member 48897

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Oct 22, 2018
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Back then you'd get school rumors of certain turn dial channels that are always static actually being porn that is messed up so you can't see it until you pay. The rumor was that if you stared at it long enough you could start seeing the porn hidden in the static. Like a fuckin magic eye poster. This may be the actual source of my natural surreal imagination, hours staring at static and mentally manifesting non-existent porn.

If you were getting cable through a sufficiently old box it didn't produce static, let's put it that way
 
Oct 25, 2017
16,256
Cincinnati
Having to record music to a tape cassette if I didn't want to go buy it. Had to wait for that shit to play on the radio and hit the tape deck with a quickness.
 

balohna

Member
Nov 1, 2017
4,154
Needing to buy music. Sometimes now I'll discover some artist I deemed unworthy of paying for albums from was actually amazing the whole time. Even after piracy became huge, I was one of those weirdos that still bought CDs often. Even buying like 3 albums a month you still miss a lot. Being able to just stream an album to see if you like it is great. I pay for Spotify premium now, but a few years ago I us d the free version to try out albums then bought the ones I liked. I had a cheap phone and cheap plan so I'd still rip CDs or buy digital versions and put them on my iPod Classic (still did this often in like 2015, I'll do it occasionally now but it's like 1-2 times a year).

Another one was not knowing when games were coming out. Internet gaming coverage was already decent in the 90s, but I didn't have internet at home until 2001. My internet time was basically a few minutes a week at school. I think Tips and Tricks had a release calendar in the back, so if I happened to have a recent issue I might have some idea. But you might not know if a game got cancelled or delayed. Going to Toys R Us or Blockbuster you'd often be genuinely surprised to see a sequel to a game you loved already on the shelf.
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
49,977
Triptoe through the house to get to the computer room, going to download some ZZT games at midnight,

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

BossAttack

Member
Oct 27, 2017
42,951
The lack of information also led to amazing, fun rumors, especially with video games.

"Did you know there is a way to play as Gray Fox in MGS1 by beating the game twice and getting both endings on a single save?"

"Did you know there was a way to play a Super Sonic?"

"You can get [Insert hidden character] in Mortal Kombat but doing some absurd thing?"

"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."

We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.
 

Reym

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Jul 15, 2019
2,654
I bought all of Gundam Wing on VHS. It took a long time and a lot of saving but I did it.

...some of those tapes only had two episodes...
 

PeskyToaster

Member
Oct 27, 2017
15,312
I can imagine the debates about that movie with that one actor. you might just give up and still not know to this day.
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
49,977
100 shareware game disks were like the exact opposite of this thread.

Some of them even had the full versions. I'm guessing those were illegal, but who the fuck knew that back then.
 

smurfx

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
10,578
I remember having to go all the way to the mall to visit Suncoast Video to buy anime on VHS. And it cost like $40 for 4 episodes. A whole season of Tenchi was a damn investment.

The struggle was real.

What do you remember doing younger people dont have to deal with today

(and lets keep this lighthearted, please)
my cousin and i would split the cost of dragon ball z tapes at suncoast. it was during the cell saga and we had to know what happened next.
 

Nostremitus

Member
Nov 15, 2017
7,772
Alabama
When I was a kid, if you didn't know the answer to a question, that was it. You just didn't get to know.

Want to learn the lyrics to a popular song you heard on the radio? Too bad.
Not sure how far away the Burger King is from the school? Oh well.
Want to check if it's true there are no poisonous snakes indigenous to your state? Not happening.

Before the ubiquitous nature of information, you simply couldn't know things.

And before people say "well you could use a map" where the heck was a 12 year old going to find a town map? It's not like Pokémon where your neighbor's sister has plenty on hand.

Finding the answer to anything that popped in your head was often time consuming, required you to buy something, and required travel. It is amazing that anyone knew anything before the widespread availability of the internet. There were so many things that I wished I could learn about when I was a little kid that I straight up couldn't and it's wild to think how different it is now.
Yep...
 

NaturalHigh

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,346
Back in the day you had to wait a few minutes just for a damn porn photo to load. I mean you really had to get to know the girl from her face down to get your fap on. Had to learn the patience and work it takes to get the ladies.

Nowadays kids can just Google some wild shit and it's all available in HD for free. They don't know the struggle man

Yup, I usually didnt make it much past the tits loading in.
 
Dec 2, 2017
20,608
Oh oh recording tv shows. Some people already mentioned it. Like you'd record a tv series and you'd have to decide if you wanted the adverts or not. And it was always a very odd thing when one pisode went into another.
 

Deleted member 8468

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Oct 26, 2017
9,109
The lack of information also led to amazing, fun rumors, especially with video games.

"Did you know there is a way to play as Gray Fox in MGS1 by beating the game twice and getting both endings on a single save?"

"Did you know there was a way to play a Super Sonic?"

"You can get [Insert hidden character] in Mortal Kombat but doing some absurd thing?"

"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."

We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.
Oh gosh yes this. I spent so much time spreading rumors about Mortal Kombat 2 secrets I started making stuff up about it. Helped that the local arcade unit was being updated now and then so I used that to 'prove' my point. I remember Pokemon rumors being hot too. I was a little shithead about making up fake videogame secrets and trying to get people to believe me.

I was paid back years later after trying to grind out Sonic overnight in Smash to freak my friends out. Damn EGM....
 

Midramble

Force of Habit
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,454
San Francisco
If you were getting cable through a sufficiently old box it didn't produce static, let's put it that way

Hahaha that was also part of the problem, I could only learn these tricks through rumors in a back wood school in the countryside. By the time info like that reached us it was 9th generation telephone where shit would never work.

For example, out where we were people still didn't have the internet when the 64 was out so game rumors like yoshi in mario 64 morphed into "if you stretch mario's face to make his mustache look like he is wearing sunglasses a four wheeler with mounted shotguns will be on the roof of the castle". I can't tell you how many hours I spent on that one. For that reason missingno in pokemon was like magic, especially when there were a bunch of missing steps or extra steps so it took a lot of trial and error to figure it out. Also many ruined saves. Jesus, the underground world of Mortal Kombat fatalities.
 

RedNalgene

Member
Oct 25, 2017
963
The lack of information also led to amazing, fun rumors, especially with video games.

"Did you know there is a way to play as Gray Fox in MGS1 by beating the game twice and getting both endings on a single save?"

"Did you know there was a way to play a Super Sonic?"

"You can get [Insert hidden character] in Mortal Kombat but doing some absurd thing?"

"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."

We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.

I spent countless hours trying to get blood and gore to work in Mortal Kombat for the SNES, just like the Genesis had. It was like "hit these three button combos while doing a fatality with Sub-Zero and then hold the select button until the screen goes black"
 

Spaltazar

Banned
Oct 28, 2017
2,105
I was born in '92, so am not an old fart just yet. but i do remember using the 56k modem and shitposting in AOL chats which were creepy as all hell when i look back at it. the world sure felt a lot larger back then, when everything did not feel as connected. almost reminds me about how i feel when replaying a game. it feels so much smaller the second go around.
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
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Oct 25, 2017
49,977
did you guys know that if you get the kangaskhan that you find off the coast of mount cinnabar and level it up to 99 it evolves into a yoshi, and also that roms are legal if you delete them after 24 hours
 

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
49,977
You know what really sucked? Missing serialized TV when it aired. Better hope to god the reruns are a thing half a year from now!!
I was inevitably missing out on half of an arc of every anime ever. It's like, they the Digidestined meet Etemon, and then then next thing I know they're in Tokyo fighting ghosts and shit.
 

Lylo

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Oct 25, 2017
3,169
Waiting for the videogames magazines to hit the stores to get the latest gaming news. It was torture...
 

Deleted member 48897

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Oct 22, 2018
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I was inevitably missing out on half of an arc of every anime ever. It's like, they the Digidestined meet Etemon, and then then next thing I know they're in Tokyo fighting ghosts and shit.

It's part of the reason that I fell off of DBZ crazy fast, because when you can't tell when in the series you are you immediately realize that every plot is basically the same thing.
 

Midramble

Force of Habit
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,454
San Francisco
"Super, ultra unreleased Pokemon can be caught by doing equally absurd thing."

We believed all of that and tried and failed many a times without ever knowing if it was real.

Fucking mew.... It took me nearly a year to find someone outside of school that would trade a pokemon that knew surf, one that knew cut, and one that knew strength for the start of a fresh game so I could try to strength push the truck at the SS Anne. The surf pokemon was a Gyarados named "DickEater" that I got grounded for having even though I couldn't rename it. All that for nothing...
 

RedBlue

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Oct 27, 2017
3,359
Queens, NY
I remember having to go all the way to the mall to visit Suncoast Video to buy anime on VHS. And it cost like $40 for 4 episodes. A whole season of Tenchi was a damn investment.

The struggle was real.

What do you remember doing younger people dont have to deal with today

(and lets keep this lighthearted, please)

Bet my parents still have a sizable DBZ VHS collection still in their basement. DBZ was the only one I had a bunch of VHS for though. Everything was shifting to DVD when I got my first job, so I stopped buying VHS. And suncoast was the place to get anime. The worker's there were cool, they were into anime as well. Then the mall I frequented ousted suncoast because FYE had some exclusive DVD sales in their contract. No other video stores allowed.