How come their online service and features are so shitty then? That's what I mean.Apple's iCloud is hosted on Google Cloud, which is also what Nintendo uses to host NSO. They're using the exact same infrastructure right now.
thisWhat is with tech blogs and sites that basically fap over the idea of big companies buying big companies?
No one should ever want this in any medium.
I shivered at the thought
eh, i doubt the actual writers of articles like that (and this one) don't know how dumb, childish and unrealistic most of these X should buy Y ideas are. they just want that attention grabbing title, and will write a half-assed article to go along with it.What is with tech blogs and sites that basically fap over the idea of big companies buying big companies?
No one should ever want this in any medium.
Google just provide the platform on which the services run. The landlord of a butcher shop isn't responsible for how shitty the sausages the butcher makes are. I haven't played anything online for Switch so I can't really comment on it either way, but being on Google cloud services doesn't inherently determine how good or bad Nintendo online is. A lot of online services you use are probably just running on AWS or Google, maybe Azure.How come their online service and features are so shitty then? That's what I mean.
Yeah and thats exactly how terrible an idea it is to buy Nintendo. Mario, Zelda on Ipads, no thanks. It makes little sense for Apple to have those when they already have loads of developers developing for their tablets and phones and even Nintendo is making ganes for them.Apple would kill nintendo's hardware business and run the company as an independent subsidiary developing games that run only on apple devices. Apple has tons of devices out there and having nintendo's IP portfolio would add tremendous value to apple's ecosystem. Buying nintendo wouldn't be a problem, they have like $280 billion cash just sitting there and generate $60 billion cash every year.
Why do people think Nintendo doesn't have any money and can be bought easily?
Sell them to Microsoft.What would Apple even do with Nintendo that would return the investment?
Because they aren't American and therefore are "quaint"Why do people think Nintendo doesn't have any money and can be bought easily?
Was it almost? I think any big corp could buy them it's just their asking price would be too high.
Wake me up when a game of the scale of BotW runs on mobile. Let's not even talk about controls here, because they would be utter shite, no matter how hard NIntendo would try to make them work. I never get wishes like this that obviously won't work.
How come their online service and features are so shitty then? That's what I mean.
It's desperation of own interests mostlyWhat is with tech blogs and sites that basically fap over the idea of big companies buying big companies?
No one should ever want this in any medium.
I truly believe Apple purchasing or entering a strategic partnership with Nintendo would be a great move for Apple. Nintendo is extremely profitable and has some of best sustainable game franchises that can be monetized for future services offerings.
Compared to other potential targets, Nintendo is also reasonably priced.
Disclosure: I wrote the column in OP.
Thanks for the kinda words!1) I appreciate the article having actually read it unlike 98% of the people here that responded. Thanks for writing it and putting so much information and insight into your reasoning. You draw some interesting parallels in their businesses and point out some interesting things each could gain.
2) I think you could be onto something but I don't think Nintendo would be willing. Apple would probably do this deal without question.
It's capitalist porn. They get off to it. Also they write these blogs to get clicks on slow days, the actual analysis in the piece is tame at best.What is with tech blogs and sites that basically fap over the idea of big companies buying big companies?
No one should ever want this in any medium.
This article is so odd.
It even states that Nintendo has a market value of $34 billion. And Nintendo has almost $10 billion cash in the bank.
According to Nintendo's financials, Nintendo Co Ltd already own 21.5 million of their own shares. How would Apple be able to purchase those shares? And what about Japanese company law and the government preventing hostile takeovers of national companies from foreign entities?
Not to mention Nintendo's 129 years of staunch Japanese history.
Nintendo is one of the few companies that sell their hardware at a profit. If the big N were to ever be bought shutting down their hardware division would be a shot in their own foot.Apple would kill nintendo's hardware business and run the company as an independent subsidiary developing games that run only on apple devices. Apple has tons of devices out there and having nintendo's IP portfolio would add tremendous value to apple's ecosystem. Buying nintendo wouldn't be a problem, they have like $280 billion cash just sitting there and generate $60 billion cash every year.
I knew what you meant but just wanted to point out it's not a question of infrastructure (though that can be part of it). It's more about the software that runs the service.How come their online service and features are so shitty then? That's what I mean.
It's bad article day eh?If Nintendo ever neared bankruptcy (which I doubt, just look at their numbers) once again the Japanese government would step in and help prop the company up. It has happened with many big companies, like Toshiba, and they even have a name - zombie companies.
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-38969273
LOL. Barron's is rather well regarded in the investment community.Who the fuck is Barron's and why should I care about this stupid opinion?
Oh my god. I actually nailed it.
Everyone should buy everyone!
Don't stop until we have only 5-6 Megacorporations that run our dystopian cyberpunk world!