Alright so
I've been growing this poor excise of a manly beard for a few months now. While the mustache just keeps coming, the rest of my face is now crowned with what looks like slightly straighter pubic hair, only way longer. There's very little volume to speak of and I'm horribly scared I look like some kind of weirdo neckbeard, since it's way more outgrown on, well, my neck than in my actual goddamn face.
I'm using oil and shampoo and pray it'll help some day, but if this shameful display of unkemptness won't look better by, say, February or March, it's going away.
Anyhow: as I said the mustache is growing no problem, and it's probably at a length I can easily consider putting wax in it to be all hipster like. The problem is, should I? Given the literal circumstances of my horribly disfigured face (aka the rest of the beard), won't it look idiotic and out of place? I didn't cut the mustache sides yet in expectation of answers from Era so it's all game still.
Ps If you insist I can probably make a picture of this mess later on, taking a bath right now and don't wanna send nudes xoxo