Why is it selfish to be in good health?I would wish for the best possible health a human can expect from their lifetime
[edit] that is really selfish... I'd have to give it some serious thought
you could use the wish to do some serious good in the world, but then again there's no knowing what negative impact that might end up causing
"This makes my penis, the big penis."
"Undo all the damage humanity has done to the planet and all life on it in the last ten thousand years."
I'd go with that if there was only the one wish. If there were more, the second would be "give everyone on the planet a random minor superpower" and the third would be "the genie is freed from its duties and may grant no more wishes ever again".
Your wishes still go awry because it's not ironic it's just coincidental.1. I wish I had the power to grant my own wishes with no ironic drawbacks
2. i wish you were free
3. keep the change
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKYour wishes still go awry because it's not ironic it's just coincidental.
Might as well go for the 20 at that point.
"This makes my penis, the big penis."
"...ehhhhh...."
Congrats, the Genie takes the carbon out of the atmosphere but also sends humanity back to the dark ages, the excess oxygen in the atmosphere causes most of the insect life on earth to rapidly grow in size and with our reduced technological capacity its' only a short few decades before humanity is being hunted down and farmed by giant super spiders. The minor random minor super powers do little to alleviate the situation and to top it all off you've unleashed an evil, vengeful, omnipotent being with the powers of a god upon an already suffering populace.
Be careful with the first wish, the genie might deny to grant your wishes after that one.I'd first wish that any of the rules of wishing don't apply to me.
Then I'd wish for more wishes.
After that I wouldn't wish for anything for a while. I just want the genie to sweat it out a bit.
Be careful with the first wish, the genie might deny to grant your wishes after that one.I'd first wish that any of the rules of wishing don't apply to me.
Then I'd wish for more wishes.
After that I wouldn't wish for anything for a while. I just want the genie to sweat it out a bit.