This was about 10 years ago or so... I met this girl online that lived like 1.5~ hours away. Not great, but manageable.
Anyway, we had been messaging a bit and then a phone call (which eventually ended in phone sex after a few hours).
Next day, I drove down to meet her for an actual date. Date was good; went to a museum, ate lunch, then went back to her place and had sex. Sex was good, but I really wish she had shaved down there as it was truly starting to hurt/uncomfortable against my skin (there was quite a lot with little to no maintenance).
Anyway, I left a bit later and we had made plans to hang out in a few days (maybe a week later). I drive down again and we go to dinner.
Side note: my family and I are big texters and we only call out of necessity or emergency.
So, I get a call from my mom, and I apologized, but said I should take it. I took the call, while still at the table, and talked for a moment. She then asked to talk to my mom. I was confused as to what would be the point. I thought it to be harmless and let her. She proceeded to introduce herself and then ended up saying she was pregnant and it was mine. I mean, she was joking, but WTFFFFFFFFFFF!
Yep, and then it was over. My mom later asked me wtf was wrong with this girl. I just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and told her it was over.