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Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery
- Thread starter Kraken3dfx
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Good on your parents for teaching you positive sex stuff, but man, the conversation in my head is killing me.
Dad: "Son, you've gotta lick that pussy like your fingers after finishing a bag of cheetos. As if your life depended on it."
Mom: "Listen to your father, dear."
There are safer procedures than what this guy was doing. Also, just to make sure, you're comparing yourself to the real average, not porn...right?
I don't think it's just insecurity in this case. I mean, it is that, but it's also probably tied to rich people desiring power above all else. There's a feeling of power that can come from being well endowed that really can't be matched by just having money and luxuries. Sometimes that power can be a positive rush, sometimes it can be kinda unnerving. Sexual power is its own thing that some rich people like this guy desire very strongly, so much so that he underwent a procedure that killed him.
In far less graphic terms but the jist is there lol. My parents were proactive in sex education for me and my older sister's. They wouod rather us wait till marriage to have sex but they made sure to tell us everything about condoms and diseases and sex until we got sick of hearing it.
It also didnt help that they taught our friends sex ED by proximity. Everyone thought our parents were cool but we were just sick of hearing about making sure apply some type of lube or make aure she is wet. For hardcore black baptitists, they were wat ahead of other parents I knew back then.
He's a billionaire....
He's 65....
So it's at that point he decided to enlarge his penis? Like, what? His money has already got him all the sex he could ever want up until that point. Why enlarge his penis now?
When you're a bilionaire, literally nothing else matters when it comes to attracting a sexual partner. You can be fat, ugly, old, a fucking dickhead, whatever you want. You're still getting sex as a billionaire.
He's 65....
So it's at that point he decided to enlarge his penis? Like, what? His money has already got him all the sex he could ever want up until that point. Why enlarge his penis now?
When you're a bilionaire, literally nothing else matters when it comes to attracting a sexual partner. You can be fat, ugly, old, a fucking dickhead, whatever you want. You're still getting sex as a billionaire.
Average sized dude here, the toilet problem exists no matter what my man. It sucks.
Yes, of course. I'm much smaller than the average of 5 or 6 inches, smaller both ways.
Hey something I've never experienced that I'm glad for. How about that.
You don't need a big dick when you got a billion in the bank.
But I'm guessing he had one of those micro joints, that's the only way his decision to go under would make any sense at all.
But I'm guessing he had one of those micro joints, that's the only way his decision to go under would make any sense at all.
He wanted the feeling of power that comes with being well endowed. Money can't make a sexual partner feel certain ways, can't give that rush that being well endowed gives when using what you have, provoking certain kinds of reactions.
He wanted to buy that power. At the point of being a billionaire and getting sex whenever he wants, he probably came to a point where that didn't matter anymore and he wanted something beyond that in his sexual pursuits.
I've been told the same thing, but I sometimes wonder if women say that just to stroke your ego. I think it's one of those things that will just continue to be a mystery. But whatever, as long as people aren't calling it small you're probably good 2 go 🤷‍♂️
I guess that makes sense. Kinda.
Id' understand that more if he was younger though.
Fast facts on the average penis size
- While 85 percent of women may be satisfied with the size and proportion of their partner's penis, men are less sure of themselves.
- As much as 45 percent of men believe they have a small penis.
- Across studies, flaccid length average from 7 to 10 centimeters (2.8 to 3.9 inches).
- Flaccid circumference or girth average ranges from 9 to 10 centimeters (3.5 to 3.9 inches).
- Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4.7 to 6.3 inches).
- Erect circumference is around 12 centimeters (4.7 inches).
- An overall average penis size of 8.8 cm (3.5 inches) when flaccid
- An overall average penis size of 12.9 cm (5.1 inches) when erect
They found that the size of a man's erect penis was not correlated with the size of his flaccid penis.
This means that men whose penises are different lengths when flaccid may have similarly sized erect penises. There was also no relationship between the men's ages and their penis sizes.
You learned some things today, haha.
Edit** a LOT of men over-estimate and under-estimate their length too.
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This is all just an Eddie Murphy skit in my head now.
But what of "growers." I know a person.. let's call him Growffers, who is below the avg when flaccid but above the avg when erect. What of this man?!
Optical illusion according to all known science, and women + men.
Well, you have a blood penis, or a grower, instead of a flesh penis. ;) Makes no difference errect.
But rulers were used. Or so I was told. Science doesn't lie. Or are you one of them anti-Science types?
Swamp gas created a inverse reflection/refraction index. Affecting your friends vision and reading the hash marks. Esp if you are in a low high, or medium altitude/humid or low humidity region.
Seen it a dozen times.
You're 65 and you're having penis enlargement? Why?
I mean if you wanna really stick it to everyone wrap $100s around the shaft to make it bigger if you're a fucking billionaire. That'd show them more than just getting a pointless surgery at age 65 when theres no real purpose for the damned thing at that point.
I mean what the hell does he think people think of him if he's a billionaire in the diamond industry?
"Oh look honey. Theres that old fellow in the platinum Rolls Royce driving down his solid gold cobblestone driveway while his personal honor guard and band escort him to the mailbox again. His pants dont seem to make any sort of indention or sway when he walks in the crotch area though. Must be an average to smaller chap. What a complete loser with nothing going for him!"
Seriously. What the fuck does a billionaire need to feel insecure for? Its whats attached to your dick that gives it any sorta value at any point in your life. By his age he should be defined in who he is and what his self worth should be by then.
I mean if you wanna really stick it to everyone wrap $100s around the shaft to make it bigger if you're a fucking billionaire. That'd show them more than just getting a pointless surgery at age 65 when theres no real purpose for the damned thing at that point.
I mean what the hell does he think people think of him if he's a billionaire in the diamond industry?
"Oh look honey. Theres that old fellow in the platinum Rolls Royce driving down his solid gold cobblestone driveway while his personal honor guard and band escort him to the mailbox again. His pants dont seem to make any sort of indention or sway when he walks in the crotch area though. Must be an average to smaller chap. What a complete loser with nothing going for him!"
Seriously. What the fuck does a billionaire need to feel insecure for? Its whats attached to your dick that gives it any sorta value at any point in your life. By his age he should be defined in who he is and what his self worth should be by then.
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Do women know about shrinkage?
I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is is all that it should be, and more!
I guess he ran out of fancy experimental drugs to try and just wanted to do a bunch of dumb risky shit since he had more money than could ever be reasonably taken from him in one lifetime no matter what he did.
Should have just kept doing horse tranqs and committing crimes, ah well, womp womp to him.
Should have just kept doing horse tranqs and committing crimes, ah well, womp womp to him.
This. I cant tell you how many try to embellish their size. Confidence goes way more than any piece ever would. I dunno why guys obsess over it. Oh well. Works in my favor.
