Bonobo Mothers Are Very Concerned About Their Sons’ Sex Lives (The Atlantic) (See Staff Post)

Oct 27, 2017
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i remember reading an article some years ago about japanese mothers giving their sons blowjobs to get them to study.
But are the moms hot?


You're God-dammed right I googled this.
The only results I found were from blogs.
Gonna go with 'not-confirmed' at this current stage.


As far as the bonobos are concerned, seems like a fairly natural evolutionary trait. What better way to spread your own genes than to prevent others from cock-blocking?
It's gross, but I guess it kinda makes sense?
 
Please stay on topic

JayC3

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The reference earlier in the thread appears to be from a satire site, so please, let's get back to the topic of...bonobo mothers being very concerned with their sons' sex lives. Thanks
 

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The reference earlier in the thread appears to be from a satire site, so please, let's get back to the topic of...bonobo mothers being very concerned with their sons' sex lives. Thanks
No doubt that typing this out was one of those moments. You know, where you ponder what specific life choices brought you here lmao
 
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MIght as well close the thread and start again. I haven't a single post actually addressing the OP's content.

That said: SMASH THE PATRIACHY!


edit: for those unaware, Bonobo's are a matriarchy. And despite males still being somewhat larger and potentially stronger than females, if a male steps way out of line in a way that requires retribution, a group of females will just gang up on said male instead.

In most other cases of conflict, they will resolve it... with a giant orgy.

Bonobo's, the one ape that figured it all out. Sadly, both humans and chimps have not.
 
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TickleMeElbow

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Further proof that more women should be in charge. Take note, incels!
I don't think this article is a good example to prove this lol.

Basically if you want to bang a chick, you get your mom to chase away other dudes and keep a watchful eye while you bang.

That sounds like a nightmare scenario.

EDIT: Actually that's the perfect scenario for incels wtf am I talking about.
 

LL_Decitrig

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So they’re the opposite of us where still living with your mom as an adult actually gets you laid more.
That's exactly it. The higher status female bonobos hang out together, so when one of them is in oestrus her cousins are making sure their own maturing sons get a chance to mate with her. Then the fully mature males wander off to hang around another group in the hope of a chance to mate.