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Bonobo Mothers Are Very Concerned About Their Sons’ Sex Lives (The Atlantic) (See Staff Post)
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But are the moms hot?
You're God-dammed right I googled this.
The only results I found were from blogs.
Gonna go with 'not-confirmed' at this current stage.
As far as the bonobos are concerned, seems like a fairly natural evolutionary trait. What better way to spread your own genes than to prevent others from cock-blocking?
It's gross, but I guess it kinda makes sense?
Wait, you were trying to make out with your sister and your mom cockblocked you?
Please stay on topic
No doubt that typing this out was one of those moments. You know, where you ponder what specific life choices brought you here lmao
The real question is if bonobo mothers give their sons blowjobs to help improve their sex lives?
As intended 😃
The chimps right now are thanking their moms for going just far enough without going that far.
MIght as well close the thread and start again. I haven't a single post actually addressing the OP's content.
That said: SMASH THE PATRIACHY!
edit: for those unaware, Bonobo's are a matriarchy. And despite males still being somewhat larger and potentially stronger than females, if a male steps way out of line in a way that requires retribution, a group of females will just gang up on said male instead.
In most other cases of conflict, they will resolve it... with a giant orgy.
Bonobo's, the one ape that figured it all out. Sadly, both humans and chimps have not.
That said: SMASH THE PATRIACHY!
edit: for those unaware, Bonobo's are a matriarchy. And despite males still being somewhat larger and potentially stronger than females, if a male steps way out of line in a way that requires retribution, a group of females will just gang up on said male instead.
In most other cases of conflict, they will resolve it... with a giant orgy.
Bonobo's, the one ape that figured it all out. Sadly, both humans and chimps have not.
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So they're the opposite of us where still living with your mom as an adult actually gets you laid more.
I don't think this article is a good example to prove this lol.
Basically if you want to bang a chick, you get your mom to chase away other dudes and keep a watchful eye while you bang.
That sounds like a nightmare scenario.
EDIT: Actually that's the perfect scenario for incels wtf am I talking about.
That's exactly it. The higher status female bonobos hang out together, so when one of them is in oestrus her cousins are making sure their own maturing sons get a chance to mate with her. Then the fully mature males wander off to hang around another group in the hope of a chance to mate.