Boomer comics complaining about the kids and their damn cell phones

starpower

The Fallen
Jan 23, 2018
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Bottom right corner, TheAndyMan. Near the <redacted> kissing in public 😤
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Rookhelm

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Oct 27, 2017
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Every single one of these is the same joke...people staring at their cell phones.

Yet my mom, and my parents-in-law spend all freaking day on facebook.
 

Aaron

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
10,463
Yea I know. But why attack him?
He's one of them evil celebrities

Conservative humor often boils down to "haha, this celebrity believes something we don't! what a SHITHEAD"

I learned cursive as a kid and as an adult I have absolutely never needed it despite what my teachers told me. I only really remember how to sign my signature now and it's not like most people even have legible signatures anyway.
I came up during the late 90s/early 00s (class of 09 in high school) and they absolutely still drilled the "you're going to need cursive EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE" stuff into our heads when I was in elementary school. Also needing to use a pen for everything. Apparently no one anticipated email would be as big as it was even though it was already around.

Like even as a kid no adult I knew fucking wrote in cursive except for their signature. And yes, like you say my signature is chicken scratch. I don't even write out my full last name.
 

ILikeFeet

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Oct 25, 2017
22,100
it's really weird how boomers pressure people into marriage, but judging by these comics, they hate their own marriage. their own upbringing made divorce sound so damn bad, and yet these days, there are billboards advertising $600 divorce filings
 

TheModestGun

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Dec 5, 2017
2,332
It is absolutely AMAZING just how unfunny and unclever these all are.

Like holy fuck do boomers want us to think they are dullards?
 

Ithil

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Oct 25, 2017
12,283
95% of these are the exact same. "Kids are phone!".
Meanwhile every one of the wrinkly fucks drawing these gets duped by every fake story on Facebook.
 

Timmm

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Oct 28, 2017
1,671
Manchester, UK
I always find it funny that people draw/write this trash and then autograph it, like its something to be proud of rather than ashamed by
 

Rhomega

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Oct 25, 2017
1,861
Arizona
I dread becoming like this in 30 years.
Just follow my philosophy:

1. Don't become a slave to your childhood.
2. Change isn't bad, it's something to look forward to.
3. If you don't like something, that's on you, not them.
4. Nostalgia isn't about what you remember, it's about what you forget.
 
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RestEerie

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Aug 20, 2018
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Will be fun to watch this thread and the "snarky enlightened" replies 40 years from now when 'the cycle continues anew'....hope wayward machine archives it

P.s. am millennial myself.