BREAKING NEWS! Kojima is NOT behind secret genetic baby factories

[Araujo]

So... source is in Brazilian Portuguese, so allow me to translate.

Source: https://g1.globo.com/fato-ou-fake/n...em-massa-de-bebes-em-uteros-artificiais.ghtml

Mensagem com foto que circula pela internet diz que o doutor em biomedicina Hideo Kojima é responsável pelo projeto. Nome e imagem remetem, na verdade, ao criador de jogos que trabalhou na Konami e hoje tem sua própria empresa. O bebê em questão é um boneco, brinde aos colecionadores de game.

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HEADLINE : "JAPAN IS ALREADY CREATING BABIES IN LABS"

Translation: "Message with a photo currently running the internet says Dr in Biomedicine Hideo Kojima is responsible by the project. The name and picture, in reality, refer to the game creator that worked previously at Konami and today has his own company. The baby in question is a toy, a collectable for the game."

This is the photo people ran through Whatsapp across brazil to try and make it viral:

Just for added Context, G1 is a Major mainstream Journalist website. The largest in Brazil and the report that signs this particular "Fake news exposed" piece is a 20+ year career mainstream polical journalist at the company.

 

[MrS]

Maybe it's this guy?

 

[Deleted member 56449]

How stupid can one be to make a rumour like that?

 

[Geist 6one7]

Is this like that head transplant doctor thing pre MGSV?

edit: curse you MrS !!!

 

[Dark Knight]

I'm so confused, dog.

 

[Savantcore]

Pre-order cancelled

 

[kennyamr]

No collusion?

 

[?oe?oe]

You'll pretend it wasn't a conspiracy when you find out it's actually true.

 

[funky]

Thats EXACTLY what someone running a bunch of secret genetic baby factories would say

 

[FelipeMGM]

yeah, people who think ''fake news'' is a big problem in North America have no clue how wild the issue is in Brazil

 

[MrS]

You'll pretend it wasn't a conspiracy when you find out it's actually true.

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You will regret your words and deeds

 

[Kaako]

It is for creating ropes. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

 

[MrS]

Thats EXACTLY what someone running a bunch of secret genetic baby factories would say

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[Eggiem]

Maybe it's this guy?

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Still waiting.

 

[Platy]

How stupid can one be to make a rumour like that?

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In the elections, a famous bulshit stories that circulated on whatsapp was that the previous goverment forced baby care places to use this

And the elected president went to one of the top news shows on the country and said a french teen book was being distributed by the goverment to teach the childrens to be gay

NEVER underestimate the fake news factories in brazil

 

[Deleted member 2791]

Maybe it's this guy?

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What was the final word on this ? Because there's no way it was a coincidence.

 

[MrS]

What was the final word on this ? Because there's no way it was a coincidence.

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PayPal me $1000 and I'll make sure the Dr knows you're in the market for a new head.

 

[Marcus Brutalius]

Ok, I'd say cancel Brazil and Portugal because it's the same language. We can't just let this slip after we've already permabanned Spain.

 

[Araujo]

It is for creating ropes. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

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Dude you can't make babies if you're pushing rope....





..... *sits quietly in the corner*

 

[TheUnseenTheUnheard]

Nevermind. I thought it was the new outlet trying to make it viral.

 

[finalflame]

My people never fail to fucking embarrass me.

 

[PersonAndStuff]

There is a lot of weird/bad in Brazil right now.

 

[Cactuar]

Wait, what if Kojima really does have a genetic baby factory and the game is just a front? A way for him to mass produce the real "Les Enfant Terribles" under our noses, believing them to be mere toys? HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!

 

[MentalZer0]

I'm not sure about that... remember, Kojima predicted the future years ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Sargerus]

Maybe it's this guy?

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That thread was fucking legendary. MGS fandom at its peak.

 

[BasilZero]

Viral marketing these days I tell ya

/s

 

[Deleted member 5621]

Literally:

 

[Kaako]

Dude you can't make babies if you're pushing rope....





..... *sits quietly in the corner*

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No, the babis make the special rope because only they are capable of that delicate task. We just mass produce the ba-

 

[Barnabas Reynolds]

How stupid can one be to make a rumour like that?

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As I can remember Kojima fans harassing that Italian doctor, I'd say you don't have to be stupid to think people will buy this

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Kojima is a crazy maniac and Death Stranding is just him dramatising his own sick experiments for mass consumption!

 

[Siresly]

How do people fall for this? That baby is clearly CGI.

 

[Deleted member 2793]

Can I change my nationality to "born in international waters" or something

 

[jeyu]

O cara que lançou está anedota e de fato meu amigo

 

[Supreme Leader Galahad]

Lmao, orgulhoso dessa Nação.

 

[Kumomeme]

i guess i can try make same troll joke through whatsapp and see if it goes viral

 

[Rosebud]

In the elections, a famous bulshit stories that circulated on whatsapp was that the previous goverment forced baby care places to use this

And the elected president went to one of the top news shows on the country and said a french teen book was being distributed by the goverment to teach the childrens to be gay

NEVER underestimate the fake news factories in brazil

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And now we discovered that Elsa is a lesbian

 

[Patitoloco]

I wouldn't be that surprised if Kojima's side project was creating baby clones in a lab though.