"Hey, Theresa, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?"
"Let me be very clear. The British people took a decision to leave the European Union. As far as the Government are concerned, we want to continue to work to leave the European Union. That is what we will deliver for the people on the vote in the referendum. We will continue to work to deliver leaving the European Union, but to deliver leaving the European Union with a good deal."
"Um, I don't think you understood me. I meant was there anything particular you want cooking for dinner?"
"Let me say that I want to leave the European Union with a good deal. I believe we have a good deal. Yes, no deal is better than a bad deal, but I have been working for us to leave on 29 March and leave with a good deal."
"No no, Theresa. Please. What would you like for dinner?"
"I have been working for leaving the EU with a deal. Businesses and business organisations have been clear across the UK that they want MPs to back the deal. Yes, businesses worry about the uncertainty of Brexit, but there is one thing they worry about more, and that is a Corbyn Government."
"THERESA. WHAT. WOULD. YOU. LIKE. FOR. DINNER."
"You can only take no deal off the table by doing one of two things: either revoke article 50, which means betraying the vote of the referendum; or agree a deal. If the leader of the opposition wants to take no deal off the table, he should have voted for the deal."
"...so fish and chips, then?"