Britney Spears claims to have run 100m dash in 5.97 seconds (Usain Bolt's record is 9.58sec)

[painey]

In some random non-Corona news to brighten your day, Britney Spears posted this to her instagram today

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All hail Britney Spears, the fastest human of all time.

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[shnurgleton]

bet she can't hit it one more time

 

[.exe]

Leave Britney alone :(

 

[MIMIC]

Crazy!

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

100m? Did she confuse it with 100 feet?

 

[addik]

She's so lucky!

 

[TheOMan]

She's not that innocent.

 

[Fisty]

That's like 36mph

 

[so1337]

You know the reactions to this are going to be toxic.

 

[RestEerie]

bet she can't hit it one more time

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Britney: Ops! I did it again!

 

[Elandyll]

Maybe she's mixing up feet and meters? (100 feet is about 30 meters).

Or drugs, maybe.

 

[lunlunqq]

She's probably confused meters with feet.

 

[mbpm]

She's slipping under.

 

[Grouch Douglass]

Probably meant the 40 yd dash

 

[Banzai]

Just imagine what even longer quarantine is gonna do for her and the human species as a whole. We might reach new heights of evolution.

 

[Cantaim]

it's Britney bitch

 

[WascallyWabbit]

Let's get Christina Aguilera's time and we'll do Britney vs Xtina 2.0

 

[Stinkles]

She's shaving seconds off her personal best.

 

[shnurgleton]

sometimes I run

 

[Vector]

athletic queen!

 

[theme park joe]

Yeah there's some weird confusion going on here.

 

[nsilvias]

im suprised this thread wasnt about her recent post about redistributing wealth

 

[Semfry]

Now she's embraced the power of socialism anything is possible.

 

[wenis]

You do you Britney, you do you.

 

[LProtagonist]

Gotta run fast if you want it make it across America to redistribute all of that wealth.

 

[Y2Kev]

WHEN WILL YOUR FAVS

 

[AnansiThePersona]

My name is Britney Spears, and I am the fastest woman alive

 

[Temp_User]

Oops, she did it again!

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Yasssss kween

 

[Bishop89]

Maybe she meant driving

 

[entremet]

Does she manage her account?

 

[AndyD]

Maybe she's mixing up feet and meters? (100 feet is about 30 meters).

Or drugs, maybe.

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Its 100ft. It's a new challenge thing. The kids were doing it in the street the other day since they all sit around all day.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

video or it didn't happen

 

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Hit The Sound Barrier One More Time.

 

[FTF]

Maybe she meant driving

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lol

 

[Deleted member 31923]

5 seconds the best she got? I'm working on beating my 3 second record.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I think she might have it confused with a 40 meter dash.

Or she ran a 10k with sub 6 min miles?

 

[zma1013]

Seconds or minutes?

 

[Evolved1]

Maybe she was busy being super famous while the other kids were learning metric, is my guess.

 

[PMS341]

Did she master Ultra Instinct

 

[Krakatoa]

She must have shaved her head again to get that speed.

 

[Deleted member 17388]

Maybe she is a shounen protagonist and suddenly awoke her power within?

 

[Prototype Viktor]

She's shaving seconds off her personal best.

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She usually do 7 seconds but she got a celebrity discount

 

[Foot]

I enjoy all the song puns in this thread.

 

[Fulminator]

it's Britney bitch

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[alr1ght]

 

[Bakercat]

Did a google search and couldn't find a Britney Spears the hedgehog OC...

So disappointed

 

[Techno]

bruh she's almost as fast as a cheetah

 

[psynergyadept]

LMAO!!! maybe she meant 100 feet!

 

[Fulminator]

wait is that the real britney? why isn't she verified on Insta