Britney Spears claims to have run 100m dash in 5.97 seconds (Usain Bolt's record is 9.58sec)

Grunge_Hamster

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
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"I've raced you before, Britney. I even won some of those races"

"Those were for charity, Usain."
*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*
 

Disclaimer

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Oct 25, 2017
7,606
She's clearly just mixing things up due to unfamiliarity with the metric system. Pretty innocuous, no need to make fun of her. Good for her for trying to improve her fitness and inspire others.
 

T002 Tyrant

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Nov 8, 2018
2,913
She should play Stan Lee's version of the Flash.



With a little more practice they won't need to use a CGI double.
 

Dr Doom

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Oct 25, 2017
5,871
Britney appreciates her fans support From the Bottom of her Broken Hear.
But they can be Overprotective
some people are being Toxic
You Drive me Crazy.
She’s just Born to Make You Happy