Britney Spears claims to have run 100m dash in 5.97 seconds (Usain Bolt's record is 9.58sec)

[Landy828]

I'm overweight, 37, and still run a faster 40 than Britney runs 100'.

I feel accomplished.

 

[ethanradd]

I believe it.

 

[Sunster]

i believe it

 

[Deleted member 17388]

"I've raced you before, Britney. I even won some of those races"

"Those were for charity, Usain."
*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*

 

[ekka4shiki]

Probably she did the Naruto run. This explains why she was so fast.

 

[Disclaimer]

She's clearly just mixing things up due to unfamiliarity with the metric system. Pretty innocuous, no need to make fun of her. Good for her for trying to improve her fitness and inspire others.

 

[TorianElecdra]

The power of socialist Britney.

 

[sweetmini]

Someone sampled her running sound

 

[gnexus]

I'm a speed racer 4 U

 

[uncredited male mk2]

 

[Swiggins]

It's Britney BITCH!

 

[Wulfric]

Well Britney gave birth to a Saiyan and future mangaka so I believe her

 

[T002 Tyrant]

She should play Stan Lee's version of the Flash.

With a little more practice they won't need to use a CGI double.

 

[Deleted member 9932]

good for her.

 

[Xbox FanFest]

4 pages on this. Lol. She even used a wink emoji at the end of original post. ha ha.

 

[painey]

Update: It's just a prank, bro

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Update: It's just a prank, bro

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Worked the marks into a shoot eh?

 

[Wrapped in Black]

Update: It's just a prank, bro

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[DrForester]

 

[Dr Doom]

Britney appreciates her fans support From the Bottom of her Broken Hear.
But they can be Overprotective
some people are being Toxic
You Drive me Crazy.
She's just Born to Make You Happy

 

[hateradio]

Update: It's just a prank, bro

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Is Britney ever okay?

 

[SixelAlexiS]

4 pages on this. Lol. She even used a wink emoji at the end of original post. ha ha.

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And the record itself said everything... oh man...

 

[Tremorah]

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[LastCaress]

She was probably pressured by the IOC , I'm sure they fear her power.

 

[Sanka]

Do you distrust comrade spears?

 

[IDreamOfHime]

Update: It's just a prank, bro

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It's bullshit they made her post this. But we all know she ran it and they'll never take that away from her.

 

[SbnaS]

 

[RecRoulette]

Update: It's just a prank, bro

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[MinusTydus]

Is Britney ever okay?

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She looks like she's about to burst into tears in that thumbnail. So I'm just gonna say, no.

It's bullshit they made her post this. But we all know she ran it and they'll never take that away from her.

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"They"? The-- The Government? #DeepState

 

[mf.luder]

Maybe she meant 100 m and m's?

 

[John Dunbar]

not sure why this is so hard to believe, it's only 4 seconds.