Burger King offers new Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal, and DGAF Meal

ElectricBlanketFire

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Technically just boxes for Whopper combo meals.

The Takeout said:
Burger King’s latest publicity gimmick is, like many a fast food stunt before it, a bit of a swipe at McDonald’s. And it’s possible to view it as that, and that alone. Real Meals, available starting today at select BK locations in Austin, Seattle, Miami, Los Angeles, and New York City, can be ordered in one of five possible moods—Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal, and DGAF Meal—because “no one is happy all the time.” Get it? Like Happy Meals?

The Real Meals are basically just boxes into which Whopper combo meals are placed, and aren’t specifically aimed at kids; no toy or bag of Apple Dippers is involved, and I can’t imagine BK marketing something called the DGAF Meal to tiny children. So it’s just a gimmick, roughly aimed at McDonald’s. Simple.




 

BDS

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Computer, please end simulation. Computer. Computer I said END SIMULATION

COMPUTER
 

Rune Walsh

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I don't even know what DGAF stands for. Call me Steve Buscemi.

Edit: looked it up. Not child appropriate but whatever.
 

Speevy

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Is this in the UK? Because piss is one of those almost-cuss words in the US.
 

Kapryov

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I thought people say "yaaas" online instead of "yes", as a positive thing. What did I miss?
The picture isn't helping.
 

Gundam

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I like Burger King but maybe don’t talk about your burgers and piss in the same breath
 

Anustart

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Why would anyone ever get fast food when you can visit a local on farm butcher and get a fresh cut of meat that you cook after picking your own vegetables from said farm as well?
 

Stinkles

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I thought people say "yaaas" online instead of "yes", as a positive thing. What did I miss?
The picture isn't helping.
I think a music industry designed pop singer anywhere on the spectrum between incredibly talented all the way to autotuned clueless-but-attractive is also required along with a claim about royalty that is based on questionable streaming metrics.
 

Ignacious

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Pimply teenager in the back:

"Yessir! One 'pissed' meal coming right up! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!"

FFS BK
 

kittens

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I don't want to think about pee when I eat food

not that there's anything wrong with that
 

Ponn

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Hahahahahahhaahhahahahaha. You get the shits every time you don't eat grown to order veggies too? High five bro.
I don’t know about food poisoning. My dad got hepatitis from eating at a McDonald’s and one of the workers had fecal matter on their hands.

I can eat just about everywhere, including Taco Bell, but Burger King has been off my list for awhile. Something about the way they flamebroil their burgers activates my IBS to extreme levels every time. Like severe flash’s of pain and cramping and passing out on toilet levels. Every. Time.
 

Stinkles

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Why would anyone ever get fast food when you can visit a local on farm butcher and get a fresh cut of meat that you cook after picking your own vegetables from said farm as well?

Well some people choose live in food deserts so they probably have to go to a local farmers market to get properly foraged morels and kurobuta pork and sometimes those are only once or twice a week.
 

1000% H

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Why would anyone ever get fast food when you can visit a local on farm butcher and get a fresh cut of meat that you cook after picking your own vegetables from said farm as well?
I'm from a county over and the farm always gets me checked for foreign mites on my clothes because they have to keep their microsprouts virgin.
 

Stinkles

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I don’t know about food poisoning. My dad got hepatitis from eating at a McDonald’s and one of the workers had fecal matter on their hands.

I can eat just about everywhere, including Taco Bell, but Burger King has been off my list for awhile. Something about the way they flamebroil their burgers activates my IBS to extreme levels every time. Like severe flash’s of pain and cramping and passing out on toilet levels. Every. Time.

That sounds pretty serious to the point you should get it investigated and make sure it’s not an allergy or other specific reaction. I will say that I am sensitive to previously frozen meat no matter what kind. But that’s a burp. If you’re literally passing out and decorating your stall like a Silent Hill Shawshank crossover then it sounds dangerous.