Burger King - "We're Selling Milkshakes" Right Wingers - "POLITICAL VIOLENCE!"
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Things the right are sensitive about:
- Gillette Razers
- Chips Ahoy Cookies
- Eggs
- Nike shoes
- Milkshakes
What is next? Puppies?
- Gillette Razers
- Chips Ahoy Cookies
- Eggs
- Nike shoes
- Milkshakes
What is next? Puppies?
Are thepeople who say they don't care about the politics of any given company the same that start caring once those politics aim towards the wrong aisle?
They are, aren't they?
They are, aren't they?
Sargon of Akkad? More like Sar gone... of uhhh.. Shake gone of.... no wait...
I got nothing.
OP
OP
I am so fucking here for this. Watch Burger King cop all the blame for this.
Hahahahaaaaa I was going to form a sentence with those words too... wasn't sure how to go about it ... I'll just quote you
I don’t really care if it’s marketing or not, I’d rather cynical marketing that promoted a good cause than a corporation scared of offending anybody.
If you’re in BK you could always buy a whopper to throw at him, which seems more appropriate anyway.
I honestly wouldn't encourage anybody to throw any fluids around in the UK. Acid attacks are real here and anybody on the receiving end of a milkshake attack is going to be terrified, if only for a few seconds, by the possibility that it's a disguised acid attack. So while I appreciate the humour, I don't want to see this particular protest trend become more accepted.
I hope it's a hot day outside. Rancid smell for the rancid human.
If I wasn't lactose intolerant, I would buy some shakes.
Alt-right dickbags don't play cowards when this comes up, they reveal it.
Ahahaha
I thought you would be more worried about the increased consumption and buying of junk food such as milkshakes lol
To be honest I can't think of a better use for a milkshake.
I hope the centrists whinging about violence realise they are literally repeating the arguments of fascist ballwashers.
Idea. A parody of Cannibal Holocaust called "Snowflake Holocaust"
A group of right-wing filmmakers decide to make a documentary on the "whiny SJW snowflakes" and infiltrate a "hideout" for a month. However after three months the film makers seem to have disappeared.
Their boss heads into the hideout, and after faffing about finds their cameras with all the footage they shot, but no bodies.
Taking the cameras back, their boss and several producers watch the footage hoping to get something good. Instead they witness that the filmmakers were staging everything, the "snowflakes" were merely trying to mind their business and these assholes starting screaming at them and even trying to physically assault them.
What they didn't expect was to meet resistance. They conducted Google searches on the filmmakers and used their own words back at them, they taunted them, they threw milkshakes at them. The filmmakers run scared and humiliated.
The producers seeing what happened, ordered the footage destroyed. Their boss walks out and says "I wonder who the real snowflakes are"
...Sorry
A group of right-wing filmmakers decide to make a documentary on the "whiny SJW snowflakes" and infiltrate a "hideout" for a month. However after three months the film makers seem to have disappeared.
Their boss heads into the hideout, and after faffing about finds their cameras with all the footage they shot, but no bodies.
Taking the cameras back, their boss and several producers watch the footage hoping to get something good. Instead they witness that the filmmakers were staging everything, the "snowflakes" were merely trying to mind their business and these assholes starting screaming at them and even trying to physically assault them.
What they didn't expect was to meet resistance. They conducted Google searches on the filmmakers and used their own words back at them, they taunted them, they threw milkshakes at them. The filmmakers run scared and humiliated.
The producers seeing what happened, ordered the footage destroyed. Their boss walks out and says "I wonder who the real snowflakes are"
...Sorry
This milkshake thing is hilarious, but it needs to stop. It allows the right to "show how bad the left are". I'm all for protest, shouting them down, following them through the streets heckling... But there shouldnt be physical attacks, no matter how much joy it gives me.
I mean, it's not acid. If they don't want milkshakes thrown at them, leave.
Nah, the right uses anything to show that, and if they have nothing they just make it up out of thin air.
