1. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

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    What's going on, guys?
     
  2. baggage

    baggage
    Member

    well, it's nice enough to tell you
     
  3. BriGuy

    BriGuy
    Member

    As long as Web TV still works...
     
  4. WONK

    WONK
    Member

    It's means you need to finally upgrade windows ce to xp.
     
  5. C-Drive

    C-Drive
    Member

    Can you still view porn with it though?
     
  6. Jonbjohns

    Jonbjohns
    Member

    the browser is too old. as a safety cloudflare is blocking it to prevent potential exploits
     
  7. HockeyBird

    HockeyBird
    Member

    ResetEra obviously doesn't want any Sega fans dirtying up the forums.
     
  8. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    The dreamcast didn't run on Windows CE.

    I'm about to try AWeb on my Amiga. I best not be disappointed.
     
  9. Starmud

    Starmud
    Member

    holy hell, reminds me of when i was a kid and had to use my dreamcast as a computer when my desktop died. i had the monitor and the keyboard/mouse set up on my desk... it was impressive how much of the net you could work around with the browser and 3rd party tools users created to download/view content on the DC. i remember using email/aim/msn and the IRC client built in to make chat rooms with school friends or find random rooms to chat about whatever...
     
  10. NoKisum

    NoKisum
    Member

    Clearly, ResetEra is too busy working on Dreamcast 2 compatibility.
     
  11. Tailzo

    Tailzo
    Member

    That’s a huge oversight!
     
  12. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

    The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

    But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
     
  13. FyreWulff

    FyreWulff
    Member

    Because everyone is disabling or blocking older protocols/clients because they're giant exploits due to Heartbleed and other exploits. Means that every browser past a certain point is effectively shut off from the internet now.

    Looks like Cloudflare is blocking it based on the DC browser's useragent, probably some old ass Mozilla if it was the same browser they used in GameCube Phantasy Star Online.
     
  14. BackwardCap

    BackwardCap
    Member

    Planned obsolescence, time to give us more money.
     
  15. Mediking

    Mediking
    Member

    Whoa...whoa... YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WATCHED PORN TOGETHER... AS A PARTY ON YOUR SEGA DREAMCAST?
     
  16. Shpeshal Ed

    Shpeshal Ed
    Member

    I love this thread
     
  17. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    AWeb doesn't work either. About to try netscape:

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    yes, back in my day, you had to drive to the store and pay money for your webbrowser...
     
  18. Tohsaka

    Tohsaka
    Member

    Dreamcast was my first access to Internet at home, parents didn't feel like spending the money for a computer before that. I eventually got one like six months later but it was really nice for the time being. Met a bunch of people on the Sega IRC that I still talk to.
     
  19. SalvaPot

    SalvaPot
    Member

    Oh wow... that is... yeah...
     
  20. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    In glorious 56k. Taking literally minutes for images to load.
     
  21. Mediking

    Mediking
    Member

    Lmao what did you all see?
     
  22. Zom

    Zom
    Member

    The wildest of parties hahhahaha.
     
  23. Smokey

    Smokey
    Member

    what a post
     
  24. Theswweet

    Theswweet
    Member

    This thread is, uh, going places.
     
  25. vereor

    vereor
    Banned Member

    Well, you are a Sonic fan after all.
     
  26. Chamber

    Chamber
    Member

    [​IMG]
     
  27. krg

    krg
    Member

    why are you using your Dreamcast to visit ERA in the first place?
     
  28. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    probably the most plane-jane porno we could find in 1999 lol. For one thing, images only, no animated gifs or any of that shit.

    Keep in mind, this was 1999. This was before most of my friends had the internet period, yet alone the internet in their bedrooms. And my internet was on a 32" CRT television, way bigger than the computer monitor in your living room. This was a time when going out into the back woods to look for dirty magazines older kids had left behind was legitimately probably the only way you'd see a boob or two at the time.

    I remember the summer right before I got the Dreamcast watching cinemax all night long hoping they'd show something (and they usually didn't). The Dreamcast was like this:

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  29. BizzyBum

    BizzyBum
    Member

    Your parents knew.
     
  30. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    Why WOULDN'T I be using the Dreamcast to visit Era in 2018? For that matter, why isn't ResetEra compatible with the most popular Sega Dreamcast webbrowser out there??
     
  31. Mooksoup

    Mooksoup
    Member

    this thread is great

    Also, can resetera please update to unblock the 90's Dreamcast porn party audience please.
     
  32. WCBB

    WCBB
    Member

    Maybe trying dialing in through a different BBS number.
     
  33. Zacmortar

    Zacmortar
    Member

    I remember turning on porn around friends when I was younger a bunch, always made things really awkward.

    did it constantly out of an unneeded urge to hide that i was secretly really gay, but still lol

    Was the dreamcast the first console to have a browser? Seems pretty unnecessary for the time considering how slow it'd be. (except apparently for stealth porn)
     
  34. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    I'm sure they did. I must have left my bedroom that weekend for like 10 minutes top only to grab food.

    Between Porno, Sonic Adventure, Soul Calibur, Power Stone, and Ready to Rumble, that was probably one of the most fun weekends of my entire life. Got the Dreamcast on 9/9/99 which was a thursday, took friday off, and had a 4 day glorious weekend.
     
  35. Whhaaaa :O
     
  36. Zebei

    Zebei
    Member

    New favorite post on ERA
     
  37. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    Technically, you could use a webbrowser on the Amiga CD32 and Amiga CDTV. And the Atmark Pippin had a built in browser too.

    Also, the dreamcast had 56k (which was standard at the time) and you could get a broadband adapter, which makes your DC just as fast as a modern internet appliance.
     
  38. Tohsaka

    Tohsaka
    Member

    Saturn had one too if you bought the modem, I actually bought it but had to return it because my parents didn't have a credit card which was required to sign up for the Internet plan.
     
  39. massoluk

    massoluk
    Member

    Don't forget to ICQ us if it works
     
  40. Hokahey

    Hokahey
    Member

    This post made my night for various reasons. Thank you sir.
     
  41. Brazil

    Brazil
    Trailing in the sky Moderator

    I don’t wanna speak for the tech team, but this is clearly a huge oversight that needs to be fixed ASAP.
     
  42. SharpX68K

    SharpX68K
    Member

    I do too.

    LMAO!

    Why not try a combination of both WebTV and Dreamcast.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  43. Noobcraft

    Noobcraft
    Member

    Anyone care to check the PSP browser?
     
  44. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
    Dreamcast Porno Party Member OP

    I still have my ICQ number memorized. I don't even have any phone numbers memorized, but I still remember my ICQ number.
     
  45. Pixel Grotto

    Pixel Grotto
    Member

    This story is a thing of beauty.

    I knew there was a reason why they called it the DREAM cast

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  46. Luminaire

    Luminaire
    Member

    ...I hate you.

    ahahaha...
     
  47. Give this man a tag.
     
  48. Zan

    Zan
    Member

    can i use an amiga to surf resetera?
     
  49. massoluk

    massoluk
    Member

    We should close the forum until this is fixed
     
  50. Strike

    Strike
    Member

    You paid? You didn't just abuse the various free trial disks that came in the mail like everyone else?