Can't access ResetEra from Sega Dreamcast...

Oct 28, 2017
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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
I can relate. I used to porn party all the time with my school friends and distant cousins when I was a teenager xD VHS only though lol

But then again, I'm gay and it was a perfect opportunity to get a little of action out of hot horny straight teenager friends without having to properly come out lol. Can't imagine how it would go over without at least someone having a hidden agenda to promote these encounters lol, could be legitimately awkward XD
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Look man, we are lucky if we managed to get our hands on a picture of naked woman back in the day.

Especially a moving picture.
Kids nowadays don't know the struggle. Finding porn use to mean something. I actually feel bad for them because they're becoming desensitized far too early.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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Dude I also got a Dreamcast on 9/9/99 for my birthday! (A handful of days before my birthday actually.) that weekend I had a sleepover birthday party with a bunch of friends and we stayed up all night actually playing the Dreamcast lol. No Porno for us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But it was an amazing night filled with sonic adventure and hydro thunder.

Oh and we watched this one Mariah Carey music video on mtv. So maybe we did have the same party......?
Oh MTV music videos. They totally ruined Wicked Game for me. Can’t hear it without thinking of their sexiest videos countdown....which they played almost every night.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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I can relate. I used to porn party all the time with my school friends and distant cousins when I was a teenager xD VHS only though lol

But then again, I'm gay and it was a perfect opportunity to get a little of action out of hot horny straight teenager friends without having to properly come out lol. Can't imagine how it would go over without at least someone having a hidden agenda to promote these encounters lol, could be legitimately awkward XD
Wait, you... invited your friends over, you watched porn, and you... have them a blowjob or something, and they didn't think you were gay?

Shit, why didn't I think of that in high school.
 
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Wait, you... invited your friends over, you watched porn, and you... have them a blowjob or something, and they didn't think you were gay?

Shit, why didn't I think of that in high school.
I didn't invited them over all the time, more like getting them excited about doing it. Most of the time wasn't even in my house lol.

And in the middle of the... stuff, you'd get them started to jerk off, trying to compare dick sizes and more often than not that led to other things. They would get on to it and they just write off as everyone being horny lol. The secret was always point them in the direction, but let them come up with the idea themselves.
 
Posting in legendary thread.

The Dreamcast's browser was so under the radar. No one suspected a game console could get online! Internet time had a curfew? Sure, I'm just going to hang out in my room. Looking at postage stamp size pictures of side boob. Maybe making them into sprays on Jet Set Radio. Nothing to check in on!

I remember once, I was at a friends birthday party and there were maybe ten of us there. 12ish years old. And one kid said there was a BREAST in Star Wars if you played it in slow motion. So we put in the Return of the Jedi VHS and pause-play-pause-play-pause-play jumped the scene where Oola falls into the Rancor pit. If you tilted your head and squinted your eyes....concentrated REALLY hard....you could sort of form the shape of a breast out of the shadow of the scene. At first we were all fucking high fiving and shit because...I still don't know why? But then it just got awkward. Crazy awkward. We all got quiet and eventually (like ten minutes of silence later) just started watching the movie normally.

Kids are fucking weird, man.
 
Oct 26, 2017
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I'm 30 and I never fapped with my friends.... I thought that was weird but seems like for old-Era standards I'm the weird one lol
 
Oct 27, 2017
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I think we have one of the first legendary threads on Resetera already, only 3 weeks into 2018! Thanks OP. Catching up on the thread this morning sure was hilarious and amazing at the same time!
 
Jan 10, 2018
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I feel you OP, Dreamcast was a haven for watching porn with privacy.

Back in the day most houses had just one computer (if any) and almost always it was installed on the living room or in some kind of home office where you had no privacy at all.
Being able to watch porn in a fucking videogame with internet capabilities - something your parents would NEVER even dream to imagine the possibility - was magnificent.

Dreamcast was ahead of its time.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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I was at a party with my friends in the mid nineties and we did all kinds of stupid crap. One kid brought a porno so of course we watched it. It had to be the best one for a party; the lady told her man she had to freshen up but took a really long time so he grabbed a blow up doll and and started acting stupid as hell with it. We laughed for so long, then the real stuff started and it got weird.

When one kid threatened to "whip it out" that's when the stop button happened and we started playing video games. Also started messing around with a distro of Linux, pretty sure it was Debian and tried to learn how to mount disc drives and other stuff.

Ah middle school......
 
Oct 25, 2017
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No, it didn't. The "windows CE compatibility" was nothing but a set of libraries that was included in this SDK:



Like less than a handful of games total in the entire library used this. Sega actually sought out microsoft to put the "compatible with Windows CE" logo on the DC for marketing reasons. The Dreamcast was in no way compatible with Windows CE, nor did it run anything close to Windows CE. There is nothing microsoft inside the dreamcast at all.

Source: I have written the literal book on Dreamcast programming.

Anywho:



Squid installed, about to play around with this.
You do learn something new everyday.
Cheers OP!
 
Oct 31, 2017
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Fantastic thread and a noble quest.

Only thing I can add is that I enjoyed browsing the University of Verona's super model archive using xgopher in 1991.
 
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Oct 25, 2017
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My friends used to come over and watch Cinemax during sleep overs when we were like 15-16.

No one jerked off or anything, it was more like going out to the strip club with the boys.

This was in the late 90s so we all didn’t have immediate demand porn on our phones and people had “family computers” back then.
 
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I remember finding my brothers playboy magazines . It blew my mind
I found my dad's. Also blew my mind lol

One of the first times I was able to access porn was as a 13 year old, when I found playboy magazines in my landlord's basement, of all places. It was a whole new world at the time (there was no internet). What's funny is that he wasn't even upset when he realized that I had taken them, just politely asked for them back, to which I obliged of course, lol.