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The first porn I saw was when I was like 11 and had to do an assignment for school that had something to do with love. I googled something along the lines of "making love" and I got some... unexpected results.

the second one was on purpose and it was hentai
 

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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
I slapped the ever loving hell out of my thigh laughing at this.
 
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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
Holy shit wtf. I will definitely remember this post
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Back in the early 2000s when I was in middle school, a friend invited me and another friend over to watch a movie about parkour he had just recorded on VHS.
We were all very confused when sick parkour got replaced by a couple fucking on top of a boat. It turned out his father had recorded a porno movie on top of his son's parkour tape.
After that, we would often go to his house when his parents weren't home to watch porn while playing Duck Tales 2 on NES.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
Fam. It's ok not to share EVERYTHING
 
Oct 27, 2017
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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
You're kind of a weird guy huh?
 
Well honestly in college i was with a male friend at a girls place with a few other girls and they actually suddenly were watching porn infront of us on tv lol it was awkward. Well not that i minded that ofcourse ;)

Also watched porn together with friends in my teenage years no crazy gangbang parties happened tho lol if you wonder (sadly).
 
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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
Well honestly in college i was with a male friend at a girls place with a few other girls and they actually suddenly were watching porn infront of us on tv lol it was awkward. Well not that i minded that ofcourse ;)

Also watched porn together with friends in my teenage years no crazy gangbang parties happened tho lol if you wonder (sadly).
I would guess some still do.

I remember back when internet wasn't a thing yet and someone got their hand on vhs pornos, and you called all your friends and "did it" together... Good old times.
I... Have never even heard of anyone doing this.

Was my teenage life just boring? Did everyone do this without inviting me?
 
Oct 27, 2017
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This...thread is.... a weird mixture of nostaliga, disgust and disbelief. I like it.

Krejlooc, I applaud you for derailing your own thread.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.

The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.

But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
Priceless.
 
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I feel you OP, Dreamcast was a haven for watching porn with privacy.

Back in the day most houses had just one computer (if any) and almost always it was installed on the living room or in some kind of home office where you had no privacy at all.
Being able to watch porn in a fucking videogame with internet capabilities - something your parents would NEVER even dream to imagine the possibility - was magnificent.

Dreamcast was ahead of its time.
My dad knew the dreamcast had the internet. I mean, i had to ask him for the isp phone number and password, plus he could see the 50 foot phone line frequently runnig across the house.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Kids just aren't as social these day. Instead of getting together and jacking off, they lock themselves in their rooms and stream porn Hub on their phone. It's sad. Fucking millennials.
Hey, that's unfair! I'm a millennial and still recall watching porn together with a few friends once or twice, just for the sake of it. No touching though, that would have been gross.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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I... Have never even heard of anyone doing this.

Was my teenage life just boring? Did everyone do this without inviting me?
Neither have I lol,

I’m from the northern UK so may not have been a thing around me - but i definitely wasn’t aware of such hosted events loll
 
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The only time I had a Dreamcast for a party event we were playing Sonic Shuffle and Power Stone.
I hosted a piracy party a few years later with a bunch of big name ftp operators coming into town. This wasnt at my house, it was at a pc users club i belonged to. We hooked the dc up to a projector via vga and played games like street fighter 3 3rd strike all night long.

And i also had a quake 3 lan party once where we ran out of pcs for guests, so we set up a Dreamcast for an additional player.
 
Oct 27, 2017
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probably the most plane-jane porno we could find in 1999 lol. For one thing, images only, no animated gifs or any of that shit.

Keep in mind, this was 1999. This was before most of my friends had the internet period, yet alone the internet in their bedrooms. And my internet was on a 32" CRT television, way bigger than the computer monitor in your living room. This was a time when going out into the back woods to look for dirty magazines older kids had left behind was legitimately probably the only way you'd see a boob or two at the time.

I remember the summer right before I got the Dreamcast watching cinemax all night long hoping they'd show something (and they usually didn't). The Dreamcast was like this:


Ya know at first I thought you were insane.. then I remembered as a kid we found porn in an old beat up car in the forest one time and all looked at it together. Another time my friends and I watched porn together that we found in his basement, about 5 of us.... Then I realized either I'm one of your friends or I'm just as crazy as you
 
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Ya know at first I thought you were insane.. then I remembered as a kid we found porn in an old beat car in the forest one time and all looked at it together. Another time my friends and I watched porn together that we found in his basement, about 5 of us.... Then I realized either I'm one of your friends or I'm just as crazy as you
People go to strip clubs together all the time. Every single bachelor party I've ever been to before, for example. This was just the 14 year olds equivalent. Only without liquor.
 
Another fun one in primary school my friends and i played hentai games (Newgrounds yes) together on the school computers lol. A teacher even found out and we had to explain ourselves to the school head. Good times.

Yes one of them was that link x midna one lol.

Edit:
I promise this is not why i have a Imp Midna tattoo tho! xD or is it....
nope it ain't lol
 
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Oct 28, 2017
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The first porn I saw was when I was like 11 and had to do an assignment for school that had something to do with love. I googled something along the lines of "making love" and I got some... unexpected results.

the second one was on purpose and it was hentai
I had a similar experience when I wanted to play some games geared more towards adults. So I googled "Adult games". The results were informative.
 
Nov 5, 2017
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Love this thread. Gives me real nostalgic memories of the Dreamcast. A console way ahead of it's time and IMO Sega's best console.

This was a time when going out into the back woods to look for dirty magazines older kids had left behind was legitimately probably the only way you'd see a boob or two at the time
Holy shit. I thought this was something only me and my friends did in the 90s.
 
Oct 28, 2017
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I think this is the best thread I have ever seen on the internet, mixing nostalgia, confession, technology, memories and really good laugh.

Thanks for making this possible Krejlooc.