When I got my dreamcast, we ran a 56k phone line across the house and into my room, giving me FINALLY porno in a room where I could lock the door.
The first weekend I had my DC, I legitimately hosted a porno party with some friends who spent the night. It was... awkward.
But damn we abused the shit out of the zoom button in the browser.
You picked up a used one from gamestop?