Cardi B GQ Profile

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https://www.gq.com/story/cardi-b-invasion-of-privacy-profile

A very sincere profile into Cardi B and who she is, very interesting woman and I hope all goes well for her. There's a lot more than what I quoted so, yeah

"I love political science," says Cardi, tucking into: Brussels sprouts with bacon, mashed potatoes with lobster, macaroni and cheese with optional truffle upgrade, shrimp cocktail with lemon and salt on the side, and a Coke with extra ice. We know the West Hollywood restaurant Cardi selected for dinner is good because, a member of her team explained earlier, Drake ate here last night. "I love government. I'm obsessed with presidents. I'm obsessed to know how the system works.

"First of all," continues Cardi B, "he helped us get over the Depression, all while he was in a wheelchair. Like, this man was suffering from polio at the time of his presidency, and yet all he was worried about was trying to make America great—make America great again for real. He's the real 'Make America Great Again,' because if it wasn't for him, old people wouldn't even get Social Security."

I didn't know he started Social Security.

"Yes," she says, nodding. She has baby-doll features: big eyes, round face, minimal chin. "Yes, from the New Deal. It was a system to get us back from the world Depression—then, on top of that, while he was president there was a fucking war going on. World War II was going on. So all this shit going on in the United States, while recouping the country from an economic tragedy, making sure that America won the war—and his wife? I would say she was almost like Michelle Obama. She was such a good humanitarian, and we both got the same birthday, October 11th."
Cardi unleashes her recollections of FDR's life and accomplishments in a passionate torrent that assumes no prior knowledge on the part of the listener and follows no time line. She knows which president succeeded Roosevelt (his vice president, Truman) and which preceded him (Hoover). She gives a brief overview of the 22nd Amendment. She used to be able to list all the U.S. presidents in order of term but is too nervous to try it in front of me. As a compromise, she invites me to name any president.
Cardi was raised bilingual in the Bronx. Her mother came to the United States from Trinidad as an adolescent; Cardi characterizes her English as "broken." Her father, from the Dominican Republic, speaks to his daughter exclusively in Spanish.

For listeners, Cardi's distinct vocal patterns are part of the appeal of her rap style. She makes English sound way more fun than it is. "Do you want to know something?" Cardi asks. "That's my biggest problem, that takes me a long time in the booth. I be trying to pronounce words properly and without an accent. Each and every song from my album, I most likely did it over five times, because I'm really insecure about my accent when it comes to music. In person, I don't care."

But people love that about you.

"No, like—it got to sound good. Like, for example: 'I'm turning you awhn,' " she says, hitting the word hard, the way a New Yawkawho's walkin' heah might bang on the hood of a taxi while taking a bite out of a big apple. "I will say, 'turning you awhn,' not 'turning you on.' See, I give you an example. 'Turn Offset awhff.' There's that 'awhff.' Turn Offset off. Shit like that drives me insane."

She demonstrates a few other examples—"Get awhff me"—to illustrate the distance between her actual and her ideal. Listening to Cardi carefully practice the flat, wide vowels of a Coloradan weather woman is a little heartbreaking, in part because we're too late to stop her; she's already nailed them. Cardi knows people still want her to be the girl who turned them awhn, but to her, the thing that makes her sound different from her peers isn't charming—it's embarrassing. "It's a really bad pet peeve of mine," she says. "I can't help it.
Cardi is close to both of her parents and describes her upbringing as strict. She wasn't allowed to attend sleepovers—"ever"—on her mother's reasoning that "first of all, you all are having sex; you're not supposed to have sex. Second, you never know if there's men in the house, and you never know if you'll get molested." Her mother likely also wanted to keep her near home because Cardi was, in her own words, "a very fragile child."

"My mom used to cry a lot because she used to be scared that I would fall asleep and die of an asthma attack," she says. Cardi's chronic asthma could see her hospitalized for two-week stretches. At home, the nebulizer machine that opened her lungs also gave her tremors. "People used to tell my mom, 'She's not going to make it.' " This makes Cardi laugh, which, by the way, is rare. She's earnest in person—neither warm nor hostile, just serious. Off-camera, one-on-one, she's not a riffer and she's not a ham. She's relentlessly funny in conversation but doesn't acknowledge her humor or wait for a response to it. Her speech is free of the tic-like bursts of exuberant birdsong that give her TV appearances a madcap air.
 

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I knew immediately she is extremely intelligent, Even if some people may want to discredit her for how she artculates things at time. I love her. She is dope as hell. I wish her the best.
 

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That's a great read when it is quoting Cardi, but this shit:

The hills and slopes of her body are so captivating that you might not even notice the delicate beauty of her countenance until it's staring at you head-on from across a dimly lit restaurant booth while you wait to discover what it is that Cardi loves.
jfc
 

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I never wanna listen to her music, but gotdamn it, will I go to bat for this woman. Protect her at all costs.
 

sangreal

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Most...Most Americans wouldn't know that
I’d wager most Americans don’t know that.
I don't have high expectations of the American public, but this is like middle school social studies stuff. It's something you would probably see on 'are you smarter than a 5th grader'

actually, my 5th grade class had extra credit for reciting the presidents in order but I could never do it (still can't) so props to Cardi B
 
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CoolestSpot

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I did not expect Cardi to be talking great fucking depression when I opened this thread.

Bless her.
 

marrec

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That's a great read when it is quoting Cardi, but this shit:



jfc
lmao, this is some describe yourself like a male author shit but for real, Caithy musta been reading too much Twitter

Anyway, Cardi is a fantastic entertainer and seemingly a really genuinely hard working and good person.
 

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Cardi is close to both of her parents and describes her upbringing as strict. She wasn't allowed to attend sleepovers—"ever"—on her mother's reasoning that "first of all, you all are having sex; you're not supposed to have sex. Second, you never know if there's men in the house, and you never know if you'll get molested." Her mother likely also wanted to keep her near home because Cardi was, in her own words, "a very fragile child."
This is exactly how my mom was when I lived in Morris Heights.
 

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I didn't know her mom was from Trinidad!

LP, thanks for sharing this.

Cardi is amazing and the snippets in the OP only cement. Going to read the rest during my lunch break.
 

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"When it came to the school shooting, that's when I was like, 'Okay, this nigga really think that everything is a joke.' Have you ever shot a gun before? It's very scary and loud. It's traumatizing to shoot somebody. On top of that, what makes you think that a kid wouldn't come behind a teacher, shoot her from the back, then go in her desk and take the gun? And now you got two guns. It's like"—Cardi scrunches up her face like she is struggling to find order in the scribbles of a true moron—" 'Don't you calculate?' "
 

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Good for Cardi B for having a firm grasp of 10th grade level Social Studies. If anything, this article shows just how low the bar has become for most of Americans.
 

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That's a great read when it is quoting Cardi, but this shit:



jfc
Her titnips perch brazenly on the jelloey mounds of her boobers, framed against the window like the shape of a ladyperson with a working vagoochie under clothes that cannot conceal the roundness of her titter tots. Standing in the middle of the restaurant, transfixed by her charms, I make a whizzle down my leg.
 

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Good for Cardi B for having a firm grasp of 10th grade level Social Studies. If anything, this article shows just how low the bar has become for most of Americans.
Maybe one day people will recognize you for the greatness of who you are, until then it's a bad look to shit on other people who are currently in the spotlight for their music for also having knowledge about american history. Don't want to seem desperate.
 

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remembering even simple facts like that requires a very low baseline of giving a damn that many people still fail to reach.
Yeah.

The fact people are discrediting a popular figure for even bringing up and discussing history of politicians and trying to say they should know even more is...baffling...since most wouldn't even touch the topic.
 

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Maybe it's just me and the fact that I only know like two people with Asthma but gotdamn two weeks stretches?
 

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Yeah.

The fact people are discrediting a popular figure for even bringing up and discussing history of politicians and trying to say they should know even more is...baffling...since most wouldn't even touch the topic.
? I criticized the GQ writer not Cardi B. They inserted themselves, saying "I didn't know he started Social Security." -- that's not a quote from her, it's a back-and-forth conversation.
 
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CoolestSpot

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? I criticized the GQ writer not Cardi B. They inserted themselves, saying "I didn't know he started Social Security." -- that's not a quote from her, it's a back-and-forth conversation.
Someone posted about how it was stupid to celebrate her knowing such a "simple fact", it wasn't aimed at you
 

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Knowing that FDR created Social Security as part of the New Deal is kind of like basic U.S. history, like super basic. The idea that "most Americans" don't know this is both sad and indicative of the quality of our education system.
 
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Knowing that FDR created Social Security as part of the New Deal is kind of like basic U.S. history, like super basic. The idea that "most Americans" don't know this is both sad and indicative of the quality of our education system.
Again

Most people don't remember shit they learned in Middle/high school if ain't part of their work field because they have no reason to know
 

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Y'all are focusing on that when the real important thing is that she could've easily discarded that information long ago but instead brought it up during her GQ profile, unprompted, for no reason other than she likes talking about it
 

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Cardi always living her best life. Mona Scott is kicking herself right now
 

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"No, like—it got to sound good. Like, for example: 'I'm turning you awhn,' " she says, hitting the word hard, the way a New Yawkawho's walkin' heah might bang on the hood of a taxi while taking a bite out of a big apple.
Man, someone's getting paid to write these words.

I can do the "name all the President's in term order" trick too, and am jealous that someone actually asked her to, because I'm ready to break that out dammit.
 

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Maybe one day people will recognize you for the greatness of who you are, until then it's a bad look to shit on other people who are currently in the spotlight for their music for also having knowledge about american history. Don't want to seem desperate.
Damn man, you must really like Cardi B. I don't care either way about her knowing basic US History, but it seems like a silly thing to make the crux of an entire article. In the grand scheme of things, it a minor achievement, if that.
 

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"Brussels sprouts with bacon, mashed potatoes with lobster, macaroni and cheese with optional truffle upgrade, shrimp cocktail with lemon and salt on the side, and a Coke with extra ice. We know the West Hollywood restaurant Cardi selected for dinner is good because, a member of her team explained earlier, Drake ate here last night."
The first sentence is completely unnecessary to understanding the core nature of cardi b's being/chasing the magazine interview trend of describing food in excessive detail, and the second sentence is illustrative of the new restaurant rating system where quality is measured by how many times drake has eaten there