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Nothing Loud

Literally Cinderella
Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,987
Is there really any answer to that question that's not made-up bullshit other than "to make a living"?

Yes.

I had oil and gas engineers apply to my company (totally different field) and very niche R&D business department without any objective statement or convincing elevator speech in person. That reeked of careless and perhaps disingenuous interest. If you're not gonna practice your one minute pitch/introduction before we meet in person or if you're not gonna write a specific objective that tells me what department and products you're interested in working on and why, then I'm not convinced you want a job in my division, I just see that you want *any* job that will look at your resume. For niche recruiting, you want specific people who you can be sure are passionate about your work, not just anybody with qualifications and generic interest.
 

joecanada

Member
Oct 28, 2017
3,651
Canada
At the top of mine is bullet points summarizing my whole resume
Education
Skill 1
Experience
Skill 2

Or similar . Tells them in 10 seconds if I'm qualified
 

zashga

Losing is fun
Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,203
Pretty arbitrary. Fun to think that there are thousands of this guy out there with different random criteria they use to disqualify resumes without reading them.
 

DopeyFish

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,796
I help people with resumes often

I will tell them if you're doing a low level job just put it for clarity and show you can actually write things that make sense. If you're doing a high level job, you either don't have one because your entry will be defined by your interview and your work/school history... or you have it incredibly dense where it ends up being sort of a business plan. This way you can convey your value to the company and differentiate yourself as a candidate for the position.

Most people see it as a personal objective but where you can really come out as a winner if your objective is your plan on what to do within that position to the benefit of the company.

The only reason why it's a wasted spot on most resumes is simply because most people aren't very bright regardless of qualifications and don't think from the perspective of the people reading it.

Your entire goal is to get an interview. If your objective is "i want to achieve x position in your company" then you're basically playing the interview lottery.
 

Doober

Banned
Jun 10, 2018
4,295
I hate it when managers or recruiters flex about how awful their candidate pools are.
 

MindofKB

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
1,079
Bay Area
Your resume should be tweaked to cater to the job you're applying for, but it's impossible to know what the person reading it is looking for.

Godspeed to all of you folks looking for new jobs out there lol.
 

Airegin

Member
Dec 10, 2017
3,900
Yes.

I had oil and gas engineers apply to my company (totally different field) and very niche R&D business department without any objective statement or convincing elevator speech in person. That reeked of careless and perhaps disingenuous interest. If you're not gonna practice your one minute pitch/introduction before we meet in person or if you're not gonna write a specific objective that tells me what department and products you're interested in working on and why, then I'm not convinced you want a job in my division, I just see that you want *any* job that will look at your resume. For niche recruiting, you want specific people who you can be sure are passionate about your work, not just anybody with qualifications and generic interest.

That makes sense, thanks for clarifying.
 

wenis

Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,114
ill get rid of my objective while I shorten and replace parts of my name. thanks for the tip chief!
 

Deleted member 7148

Oct 25, 2017
6,827
My luck an employer would dock me for not including an objective. It's a common item so I always include it.
 

survivor

Member
Oct 25, 2017
569
I don't understand why someone is bragging about being terrible at screening resumes.

When I had to spend time looking at resumes and interview few people, I didn't give a shit about a lot of things but I didn't use random arbitrary criteria to throw away resumes.
 

Tom Penny

Member
Oct 26, 2017
19,248
Resumes are so much shorter and easier now. Put down skillets that pertain to the job. Have real word examples for all of them during the interview and hope that is good enough.
 

Extra Sauce

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,918
I'm happy to hear the objectives section is considered outdated because whatever I put on there was always a lie anyway.

no, I ain't trying to acquire additional experience and specialize in something. I'm just trying to get paid, bro.
 

Deleted member 8593

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Oct 26, 2017
27,176
I don't think anyone will ever look at my resume. They'll look at my work experience, my portfolio and that's it.
 

Ziltoidia 9

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,143
I hated trying to find a job just because the interview part just seems so meh. Just tell me what you want done and I can tell you what I can do.
 

Aaronrules380

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
22,474
If you're getting so many resumes that you need to make up reasons to weed them out even though you'll be dropping good candidates, then go ahead. Otherwise I don't understand these hiring managers who refuse to look at resumes with objectives, without cover letters, etc. because it seems arbitrary and it's not like the resume writer prefers that resume format.

I dunno, I was at the same job for over a decade so someone passing over my resume because my form is a little outdated irks me.
Even if you need to arbitrarily weed out resumes for practical reasons, it should honestly be done using rng and not through arbitrary metrics because that makes it vastly more fair and less likely to end up discriminating against certain groups of people who might be more likely to have been taught to handle the resume one way. Like I could see practices like this hurting job seekers who lack the resources and connections they'd need to adjust their resume for the specific tastes of a given company
 

Tuorom

Member
Oct 30, 2017
10,915
I was told in college to add a highlights section instead, where you outline the best you have done and can offer for an at a glance look.

Objective always seemed stupid to me, like "Objective: To get a job here......"
 

Deleted member 48897

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Oct 22, 2018
13,623
If these fuckos want us to submit our resumes a specific way then give us a fucking form to fill out. Not hard. Plenty of companies do this already.

Don't expect us to read your fucking minds, dipshits. Or else don't expect to get anyone but lazy kissasses.
 

Deleted member 18400

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Oct 27, 2017
4,585
I mean I get it, sometimes you gotta find a quick way to sort through a fucking huge pile of resumes. I've never been a CEO of a company, but when I did the hiring at a job in the past I would throw away any resume that was brought in by someones parents haha. (we hired a lot of college and high school senior age kids).

I figured if you couldn't even be bothered to bring in your own resume then I could save myself some time and move on.
 

HStallion

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
62,262
Objectives are something I've never ever once put on a resume. Its a waste of space and most jobs don't give a shit or need that.

Edit: Cover letters do the same exact job making objectives redundant in most cases.
 

thewienke

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,967
I have a brief two sentence summary statement at the top of mine. My financial background is kinda eclectic so someone might wonder "what's up with this guy?". My professional experience starts half an inch below there so I don't see the issue.

Never had an issue getting interviews either?
 

Aaronrules380

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
22,474
I mean I get it, sometimes you gotta find a quick way to sort through a fucking huge pile of resumes. I've never been a CEO of a company, but when I did the hiring at a job in the past I would throw away any resume that was brought in by someones parents haha. (we hired a lot of college and high school senior age kids).

I figured if you couldn't even be bothered to bring in your own resume then I could save myself some time and move on.
I feel like if you need something like that just use a method that's actually random instead of discriminating against certain groups for completely bullshit reasons
 
Oct 27, 2017
7,409
I was floored when I first started working with people from the UK who would have like 3 page resumes with every fucking detail from their work and education on there. AND A COVER LETTER. Like nobody is reading that you dummy keep shit short and simple.
 

Aaronrules380

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
22,474
I was floored when I first started working with people from the UK who would have like 3 page resumes with every fucking detail from their work and education on there. AND A COVER LETTER. Like nobody is reading that you dummy keep shit short and simple.
I mean this is true for resumes, but if you're doing a CV you are actually supposed to put as many details as possible. Granted CVs are mainly for people in academia
 

ItIsOkBro

Happy New Year!!
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
9,516
I feel like if you need something like that just use a method that's actually random instead of discriminating against certain groups for completely bullshit reasons
looking through this thread and some resume tips online, it seems like the general consensus is that "objective" has been outdated for close to a decade in most cases. is it really arbitrary if it indicates that the applicant did not even bother researching what makes a good, modern resume before applying?
 

Micro

Member
Oct 28, 2017
793
If the person in charge is this ridiculous, I probably don't want to work for them anyway. Kind of a two-way filter.
 

Aaronrules380

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
22,474
looking through this thread and some resume tips online, it seems like the general consensus is that "objective" has been outdated for close to a decade in most cases. is it really arbitrary if it indicates that the applicant did not even bother researching what makes a good, modern resume before applying?
I feel like resume making is generally a bullshit practice and how good you are at designing a resume will rarely ever indicate how qualified someone is for a job. Seems dumb to focus on formatting bullshit if that type of formatting is completely irrelevant to the functions they'll perform as part of the job. And since not everyone has the same resources and connections to learn about this stuff from, and some may have even learned certain outdated lessons from sources they feel they should be able to trust, that it's kind of a bullshit metric.

But then it feels like most metrics that are used to decide who to hire have little if anything to do with whether someone is qualified for a job in many cases
 

mrmoose

Member
Nov 13, 2017
21,200
Even if you need to arbitrarily weed out resumes for practical reasons, it should honestly be done using rng and not through arbitrary metrics because that makes it vastly more fair and less likely to end up discriminating against certain groups of people who might be more likely to have been taught to handle the resume one way. Like I could see practices like this hurting job seekers who lack the resources and connections they'd need to adjust their resume for the specific tastes of a given company

I agree, but let's be honest here, this guy is judging people based on a one liner on a resume. He's not really all that interested in being unbiased, as soon as you walk in he's going to assume things based on whatever other criteria he has in his head.
 

Mgs2master2

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
2,862
Funny enough,
All jobs I applied for auto-question you during interview process if you dont have an objective section.
They know you want to get paid, but want to know more beyond that.
I seen resumes straight get denied without having that section
 

Baji Boxer

Chicken Chaser
Member
Oct 27, 2017
11,380
If these fuckos want us to submit our resumes a specific way then give us a fucking form to fill out. Not hard. Plenty of companies do this already.

Don't expect us to read your fucking minds, dipshits. Or else don't expect to get anyone but lazy kissasses.
Lol, my exact thoughts when I read about this stuff. Like all the bullshit I've read about cover letters. Have one, don't have one, do it this way or it gets thrown out, have these keywords... it can be maddening.
 

killerrin

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,238
Toronto
I'm with him. Resume writing sites have a lot of stupid recomendations which only really exist because of legacy cultural reasons. Maybe once upon a time things like Objectives and Interests were useful because the workforce was more equal or the jobs were more plentiful. But in modern time there is no sense in having them. Especially since the space can be put to better use to fit a couple extra points, or useful highlight information that will get you to that interview, which is half the battle and where you are supposed to be personable.
 

EatChildren

Wonder from Down Under
Member
Oct 27, 2017
7,031
I work in employment/recruitment and have for the last 5 or 6 years (I currently specialise working with people experiencing homelessness, people in crisis situations, etc). For the longest time one of the first amendments I make to a resume is to fuck off a person's "Objective". 99% of the time those details are going into a cover letter. It's a waste of space on a resume, unless you're targeting a specific job/career path where an objective outline is going to contain information that'll give you a leg up. Otherwise most people are parrotting the same information, or information that can be read elsewhere on the resume.

The advice to focus on achievements is also good, particularly if you're applying for management jobs and whatnot. Rattling off the basic duties is all well and good, but if you're a manager applying for a management job elsewhere and your resume just contains a list of stuff managers do...you're really just echoing the baseline expectations for the role. Of course you know what a manager does. Of course they know what a manager does. Nobody is learning anything, nor are you forming a picture of yourself and your skills. Emphasising achievements, milestones, and ways you contributed to and improved your workplace using these base skills is what will impress an employer.

Also, unless again you're going for some super specialised role, fuck off your 3 - 4 page resumes that are basically novels. Nobody is reading them.
 

Cross

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,089
I work at HR and yeah, the "Objective" section is basically useless to us. We're more interested in your qualifications.
 

thewienke

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,967
If the person in charge is this ridiculous, I probably don't want to work for them anyway. Kind of a two-way filter.

That's how it should work but I feel like people never really shook the fear and anxiety of the hiring process from the Great Recession. I think some employers treat their employees like it's still the Great Recession too.
 

Tapiozona

Avenger
Oct 28, 2017
2,253
The obsession employers have with resumes will never fail to amuse me. Qualifications and certifications I get, and employment history. Society treats a resume like it's the damn Constitution.
How else are you supposed to get people? I hire a ton of people and often get hundreds of applicants. I can't talk to them all.

Certifications and employment history are part of a resume. Most jobs don't have certifications and a simple (I worked here) tells me nothing about what they did. So that's why we have resumes