CNN: Thousands of people have taken a Facebook pledge to storm Area 51 to 'see them aliens' [Update: US Air Force responds]

[Deleted member 16657]

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

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https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

https://www.facebook.com/events/448435052621047/

And of course, memes:

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[Lilalaunebaer]

At most 12 people will actually show up, get drunk and then leave.

 

[BDS]

These people do realize that if we had aliens in Area 51, Lord Dipshit would have already spilled the beans on national television, right?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

We had the Whiskey Riots. What will this be called?

 

[Digital-Kill3r-7]

Spoiler: they stopped all of them

 

[Einchy]

We are fighting dreamers!

 

[chrisPjelly]

The fucking Naruto run??

 

[kyle mechlachlan]

LETS SEE THEM ALIENS

 

[Fat4all]

At most 12 people will actually show up, get drunk and then leave.

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thats pretty much all Rachel NV is for these days

 

[BringBackSonics]

12 people will actually show up

 

[Fat4all]

 

[subpar spatula]

these slobs won't be able to run the distance. it's too far.

 

[House_Of_Lightning]

"Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,"

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Narrator: But they could.

 

[chefbags]

We are fighting dreamers!

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Lmao Omg this is fucking hilarious and I wanna see this happen please.

 

[Kurdel]

Naruto run flashmob into area 51 makes sense in this wretched timeline

 

[Kensation]

I say they should give it a shot.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Anyone actually think they keep that stuff there still?

 

[octopedes]

I'll see y'all at Area 51

 

[gutter_trash]

LL, I noticed that my cousin he is "going"

but he's not really going to go... his ass is broke

 

[King Alamat]

Okay, the Naruto Zerg Rush should definitely be in the title.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

I guess they want to be gunned down?

 

[Grym]

How long will the 7 basement dwellers that show up last in that hot desert sun?

 

[Aine]

Naruto-running makes humans immune to bullets?

 

[chrisPjelly]

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[Strike]

Yeah, I've been seeing my friends post memes about it all week. It'd be nice to see people spend this kind of time and energy on stopping ICE raids or some shit.

 

[diakyu]

Enjoy prison.

 

[EvilChameleon]

I actually hope the government clears everyone and everything out of Area 51 before September 20th and lets this happen. Then the very next day, move everything back.

 

[Slime]

We had the Whiskey Riots. What will this be called?

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The Tide Pod Stampede

 

[xxracerxx]

Is Isamu leading the pack alongside Bob Lazar?

 

[bobbychalkers]

Screw it, why not? This timeline is already fucked.

 

[Deleted member 19066]

I guess they want to be gunned down?

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They'll be Naruto running so they can move faster than their bullets. God, don't you guys read past the title?

I'd join but my chakra control ain't what it used to be.

 

[FaceHugger]

I feel sorry for the soldiers on duty if a hundred people manage to show up and do this. Having to chase down a bunch of morons running around an airfield.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

"They can't stop all of us."


Yes, they can.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

They'll be Naruto running so they can move faster than their bullets. God, don't you guys read past the title?

I'd join but my chakra control ain't what it used to be.

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Yea but what if the U.S government has been developing charka guns and bullets in Area 51?

But you didn't even consider that.

 

[MrSaturn99]

I wasn't ready for the Naruto run.

 

[Thatonedice1]

I would pay good money to actually see this happen.

 

[lmcfigs]

way to give them a heads up

 

[Z-Beat]

It's basically expectation

Vs reality

You couldn't storm something else? Like a drug cartel hideout? They might not actually be able to stop you all

 

[Doukou]

Naruto-running makes humans immune to bullets?

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By making yourself more aerodynamic you'll move fast enough to cause the wind in front of you to break into two different slipstreams that go to your left and right, the bullet will naturally follow those slipstreams.
You have to worry about the possibility of lasers though.

 

[Dr. Monkey]

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I'm crying omg why have I never seen this gif before

 

[Maximum Spider]

By making yourself more aerodynamic you'll move fast enough to cause the wind in front of you to break into two different slipstreams that go to your left and right, the bullet will naturally follow those slipstreams.
You have to worry about the possibility of lasers though.

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Those can be easily reflected with Japanese steel.

 

[Doukou]

Those can be easily reflected with Japanese steel.

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But you can't Naruto run and use a sword. It's never been done before.

 

[chefbags]

They'll be Naruto running so they can move faster than their bullets. God, don't you guys read past the title?

I'd join but my chakra control ain't what it used to be.

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They took out the kyuubi from you? Man that blows.

 

[sphagnum]

 

[infinitebento]

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oh my fucking god lmfaooo

 

[Fat4all]

I'm crying omg why have I never seen this gif before

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[Dekim]

Don't the guards there operate under "Shoot first. Ask questions later" orders to protect the base?

 

[Z-Beat]

I'm crying omg why have I never seen this gif before

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[Dr. Monkey]

you're trying to kill me

edit: you too, Z-Beat, jfc

 

[Hero of Time]

They'll even be able to dodge the alien laser weapons.