before the internet these people would have probably never found each other
??? they're Naruto running
Oli oli oli oh-! just go my way!
One day, a legendary ninja will master this art.But you can't Naruto run and use a sword. It's never been done before.
That might explain why I heard incoherent screaming while I was going to class.
That is a chain of logical thought people signing a facebook pledge are not qualified to make...These people do realize that if we had aliens in Area 51, Lord Dipshit would have already spilled the beans on national television, right?
A friend of mine took his Jeep off roading near the test site, I guess he didn't see the sign or didn't care to. Anyway, as he's driving west after turning off the 95 on some dirt road he approaches a plateau of sorts. He starts hearing a noise as he's driving faster toward the edge when suddenly an Apache helicopter rises up out of nowhere with missiles and guns lock. On the intercom my friend hears that if he doesn't turn around immediately they will open fire and he will be killed. Needless to say he turns around and his quickly escorted back to the 95 by two unmarked cruisers. There a police officer is waiting who writes him a very, very large ticket.
The USGovernment doesn't fuck around these parts. The runners need to know that their lives may be in danger.
As has already been pointed out:
#1. There ain't gonna be 'thousands' of people. Not even hundreds. At best about 10 to 20 (maybe) screwjobs with more money/time than sense will show up and not actually do jack shit.
#2. The US government, especially in those highly restricted sites, don't fuck around. At all. If any of these clowns actually do try this, it won't end well for them. At best they will be yelled at, intimidated in a pants-pissing fashion by big dudes pointing guns at them, and likely given fines. At worst they'll actually be shot and their loved ones won't be able to do shit because they were trespassing on restricted government property with about a million signs informing people to turn around.
Bookmarking this thread, regardless. 😂
you really think they'll tell president stable genius about the aliens?These people do realize that if we had aliens in Area 51, Lord Dipshit would have already spilled the beans on national television, right?
As an American, yes. I expect no less from my goverment.you really think they'll tell president stable genius about the aliens?