Imma go rescue some cute baby alien that was abducted by the US Government then take him home and introduce him to my favorite brands
Me: "Here, drink this, it's a Coke."
Alien: "..."
Me: "Whadda ya mean you never had a Coke?"
*Alien drinks Coke and can't get enough of it*
this is the internet.
That sounds lit, we should make an era meetup in the desert and get trashedAt most 12 people will actually show up, get drunk and then leave.
A watched this earlier today. I hope nobody that signed up actually expects to get anywhere.
These people do realize that if we had aliens in Area 51, Lord Dipshit would have already spilled the beans on national television, right?
There's not nearly enough paperwork in that story.50 years ago:
Shit! They found out about area 51 and our alien stuff! Should we move it somewhere else?
Yes of course, would be pretty dumb to leave it here.
Ok problem solved.
2019:
Let's go to area 51 to see all the alien shit!
They eventually overpower the guards, break in and find an Alien. They unlock it's cage and are immediately eaten by it as the guards look on and laugh really really hard.
Lol, as if they would just bounce off or be vaporized by the force field made from stolen alien tech that they've got protecting the baseThey should all buy as many civilian drones as possible and fly them into Area 51 all at once, live-streaming from the drones. It'll take awhile for all those drones to be stopped, while footage is streaming onto the internet.
Haha, yeah right. Those drones won't make it anywhere near the base.
As a prior Air Force service member: What a magnificent way to get yourself shot.
If they tried this in certain areas on even a regular Air Force base (any flight line, ammo bunkers, Red Flag, certain operational facilities, etc.) use of deadly force is authorized. Going anywhere near Area 51 will get you apprehended and cited, try to force your way and guaranteed you're getting shot.
Prison? Pfft. Enjoy being shot.
What if some 100 people start running towards the base? Will they start shooting until the get shot or retreat?
I mean, it's 2019. A meme is president.This thread is something else. Tons of posters taking it seriously.
What if some 100 people start running towards the base? Will they start shooting until the get shot or retreat?
You wouldn't have to. You have X-Ray vision.The only way I would even attempt to enter Area 51 is if I was literally Superman. And even then it would get the world turned against me.