He almost trips over himself lmao and of course he's from Bakersfield.
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CNN: Thousands of people have taken a Facebook pledge to storm Area 51 to 'see them aliens' [Update: US Air Force responds]
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He almost trips over himself lmao and of course he's from Bakersfield.
If people are stupid enough to do this that's just natural selection at work.
Depends on the numbers. They're never going to kill 300.000 + people who are all recording and streaming.
I'm sure they'll try less lethal methods if at all possible, but it's their duty to defend their base any way necessary. If real rounds start popping off, people will run away in moments. Most people don't want to die for memes.
I predict a large embarrassing party somewhere in the vicinity of Area 51, and, the truly insane notwithstanding, that's about it.
They would turn off every cell tower in the area and would even use an emp if needed all phones would be dead instantly.
Well that's the problem, isn't it? If they were determined enough they could totally do it and succeed.
That number of people could storm the White House and throw out Orange FuckFace.
Not really, a President can be moved, Area 51 cannot. As soon as a theoretical crowd started charging the gates of the White House, the President would be shuttled out of the White House immediately. The building is just a symbol, he can run the country from elsewhere.
Well... yeah. Except who would you find to volunteer to be shot in the face?
So people actually expect people to be able to Naruto run 20+ miles in 110 degree desert heat?
People really don't get how remote this site is.
I think the sun is gonna do all the work for them.
People really don't get how remote this site is.
I think the sun is gonna do all the work for them.
Guys... nobody would get shot in the face for storming Area 51. They wouldn't live fire. They'd close the gates, form a line, load up on riot gear and tear gas the fuckers like any other riot.
The memers that actually attempted it would be dissauded right quick.
The memers that actually attempted it would be dissauded right quick.
Well yeah trying to storm a base will get you shot, dude.
What kind of fail of a gotcha question is this?
No, it doesn't. How crazy do a country need to be to just accept such nonsense?
Is he unable to run in a straight line or is he practicing evasive maneuvers to dodge the bullets
Of course this emanates from Joe fuckin Rogan. Making the world dumber one podcast at a time.
The day the Military actively fires live rounds on a crowd of Americans is the day this country is beyond fucked. Wont happen. They may gas them or incapacitate them in some way, but they wont fire actual bullets etc at them.
So when is first contact? It was setup for the 20th to commence right? Where are the live streams of them getting organised to start the trek?
tears gas and water cannon are enough. You know, basic riot response
They arrest people. Theyve arrested everyone that has tried. Or flown into the airspace.
Jesus Christ.
Youd be fine with being shot on sight miles away from a military base? That youre funding with your taxes?
With that said.. I hope no minorities show up. The rules are different for them.
Not sufficient against Naruto runners. Who knows what kind of other tricks they will perform.
Holy fuck i thought the naruto runner was just people cracking jokes
What the hell?!?
Look up Kent State shootings.
The inhospitable desert will probably do the work for the Air Force. Anyone dumb enough to try and get into Area 51 is probably not coming prepared to deal with an enviroment that will kill you dead in no time.
Look at his smirk. I'm pretty sure it's still a joke he wants to see how far he can take.
The only people legitimately falling for this (and not attending the event ironically) are probably the usual Alex Jones nutters, and do we really care about them?
Before the days of everyone with a high def video camera in their pocket and live streaming. Things would go much worse from a PR standpoint today.