As goofy as it sounds, yes. The story group has come up with backstory for everything.
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Coca Cola now CANon in the Star Wars universe
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As goofy as it sounds, yes. The story group has come up with backstory for everything.
I collected those when I was a kid. Lol, left them in the attic for years. When I went up there years later they all exploded from the cold. Could've been worth s fortune! :(This is a hell of a betrayal. Star Wars and Pepsi products was always the classic brand tie-in.
I love this. I know it would be the easiest thing in the world to be cynical about... but I love it. lol.
They're imitations even in-universe, the same way you can buy fake swords, fake guns, etc. in the real world.
I thought the lightsaber one had a story behind it, about some junk seller who had been hiding away lightsaber parts for the right occasion.
I fondly remember collecting all of the Pepsi product cans the summer of Episode I. Ahh, memories.
Course, they all got smashed during an accident not worth getting into at my home. But things will be different this time. Oh yes.
Course, they all got smashed during an accident not worth getting into at my home. But things will be different this time. Oh yes.
So if I go there and take a shit that would be a part of Star Wars canon?
Only if you called in "bantha fodder". Or if you do it on the Millennium Falcon ride.
So according to Star Wars canon, there are shops on Battu where people go to build/buy their own lightsaber replicas? And purchase Jedi costumes? And buy 8-inch tall tauntaun toys?
They've essentially just added the concept of a gift shop into the Star Wars canon? I'm not sure if that's ingenious or dumb. Kind of both.
I had one of those Anakin Pepsi cans in my closet for years. When I was in highschool, maybe 5 years later, it just exploded and left brown sludge on my carpet. Make sure you empty your collectable pop cans, kids!This is a hell of a betrayal. Star Wars and Pepsi products was always the classic brand tie-in.
they just reusing those shitty christmas ornament bottles
lol yep
BUT HEY SLAP STAR WARS ON IT *billion$*
So I guess cosplay is now an in-canon concept as well. People in the Star Wars universe dress up like Jedis and prance around with fake lightsabers.
Honestly for something that's likely a necessitythey just reusing those shitty christmas ornament bottles
They did a pretty cool job making a bottle/can coke acceptable in a Star Wars aesthetic
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Who approved the sale of thesethey just reusing those shitty christmas ornament bottles
they advertised hanging them on your christmas tree, too
and i was like you fuckers that shit is way to heavy for a bendy-ass pine branch
I was actually wondering how they were going to address this. The specialty beverages they have are cool and all, but some kids and adults (myself included) might just want a coke to go with our food and with it looking like you won't be able to reenter GE once you leave for the first few months it would make it implausible to go get a soda and bring it back.
Protip: If you are going to Disney for a few days, invest in a Camelbak or hydration backpack of some sort so you aren't spending upwards of 5 bucks for a bottle of water.
Protip: If you are going to Disney for a few days, invest in a Camelbak or hydration backpack of some sort so you aren't spending upwards of 5 bucks for a bottle of water.
There's always at least one in a thread about Soda. Never change ERA 😂I quit soda last month after drinking it since I was a child. Not jumping in for this!
This is it for me.
A gift shop no,
There are separate little vendors selling cloths,
kids toy vendor selling toys designed after the legends of Rey, etc,
antiquity dealer with Jedi and Sith stuff:
with
scrap dealer selling ships and such toys made out of wreckage,
lastly a creature handler selling "pets"
stream earlier revealed a Salacious Crumb pet like the bird dragon things from Pandora.
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The Jedi don't need toilets, they just force-project their poop elsewhere.
It's where Luke got the idea from at the end of TLJ.
Did soda prices stagnante? Now way they were a buck 50 back then
gone not forgotton
That's what seems unclear to me......the extent to which these shops are meant to exist within canon. The only one that really breaks things is if there's a dude just straight-up selling lightsabers and Jedi gear.
it can depend on a state to state basis
also, sometimes the prices flux with the bottle size
the soda machine in our office used to be 1.25 for a 20 oz bottle, and last year it dropped to 1.00 a bottle, but the bottle size dropped to 16.9 oz
I was assuming they would rename shit but I guess that would be way too complicated for most people and too difficult to really even explain reasonably without breaking the immersion.
"Can I have a coke?"
"What is coke? Perhaps you mean this refreshing keco drink?"
"Idk, is that a coke?"
"Coke isn't a thing, we have keco."
"Okay but I only want that if it's technically a coke."
*panicks and whispers* "I can't drop my character act or Bob Iger will lash me, for the love of god please take this keco bottle."
"Can I have a coke?"
"What is coke? Perhaps you mean this refreshing keco drink?"
"Idk, is that a coke?"
"Coke isn't a thing, we have keco."
"Okay but I only want that if it's technically a coke."
*panicks and whispers* "I can't drop my character act or Bob Iger will lash me, for the love of god please take this keco bottle."
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I was going to say the same thing.they just reusing those shitty christmas ornament bottles
they just reusing those shitty christmas ornament bottles
That was the first thing I thought of.
IIRC it was in a shopping mall that never bothered to change the vending machine cover.
Sadly im going to try it but 100% going to hate it,
its a plant based milk they said.
personally wish it was a milkshake or something.
What? Why not just take cow's milk and put blue dye in it!.
Sadly im going to try it but 100% going to hate it,
its a plant based milk they said.
personally wish it was a milkshake or something.
I have never seen this, I'm laughing so hard with tears just coming out. This is genius
Sadly im going to try it but 100% going to hate it,
its a plant based milk they said.
personally wish it was a milkshake or something.
From what I read in the local news, dairy wouldn't work too well, and they kind of sound like a daiquiri:
