Cohen: "I take full responsibility for each act that I pled guilty to, the personal ones to me and those involving the President of the United States"

Shoeless · Dec 12, 2018

Jmdajr said:
Based off the WhiteHouse meeting. Yeah.

Agreed. Trump really had no clue how easy he had it with three branches under Republican control. He's going to completely hate this job next month, and spend much more time at Mar a Lago, and his golf courses. Oh, and no more televised discussions between himself and the Democrats.

SatelliteOfLove · Dec 12, 2018

ElectricBlanketFire said:

The 3rd Client of Known Jailbird Michael Cohen.

The 2nd Client of Known Jailbird Michael Cohen: billionaire Elliott Broidy (google "elliott broidy 1MDB" and enjoy!)

Broidy and Cohen were both Deputy Finance Chairs of the Republican National Committee.

The latter one especially I want to be the stuff he didn't keep mum about. Cuz Mikey here has had his fingers in alot of pies, and the RNC wouldn't whack him like some of the others...

TheGreatMightyPoo · Dec 12, 2018

Cohen will always be a slimeball scumbag but there are bigger fish to fry.

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Shoeless · Dec 12, 2018

Purple Chocolate Bar said:

He's having such a terrible week. Which means the rest of the world is having a good one.

Conciliator · Dec 12, 2018

Cohen could theoretically do his time honestly, get out and go back to a 'regular' life. Hell, he'll probably write a book in a couple years and make millions.

That's not the case for all the players in this...there may be no legal/honest out for the Manaforts and Trumps and Stones and so on

Stick · Dec 12, 2018

Steeped in a Sea of Games said:
Same. I was in a cell next to a dude tweaking out. He kept screaming and rubbing his piss and shit all over the walls. I saw at least two people carried away by guards for fighting. Just one day in county in a smallish area.

I was in county jail for 45 days... It felt like an eternity oh my God; I cannot imagine spending 3 years in Federal prison. It's going to be like going through his life in hell for 300 years. I'm glad he got something, period.

People kept saying that this probe was failing or basically not producing results for the past 2 years. Just think now, Mueller is almost at the end of the game, coming up to the final boss. He was just leveling up, and now he's wrecking shop on all the minions of the boss, before he delivers the final blow to the main antagonist of this story..

Unless there is a surprise ending that features someone other than Trump, he has been the end game since the start, and his time is about to be up.

night814 · Dec 12, 2018

Stick said:
I was in county jail for 45 days... It felt like an eternity oh my God; I cannot imagine spending 3 years in Federal prison. It's going to be like going through his life in hell for 300 years. I'm glad he got something, period.

People kept saying that this probe was failing or basically not producing results for the past 2 years. Just think now, Mueller is almost at the end of the game, coming up to the final boss. He was just leveling up, and now he's wrecking shop on all the minions of the boss, before he delivers the final blow to the main antagonist of this story..

Unless there is a surprise ending that features someone other than Trump, he has been the end game since the start, and his time is about to be up.

Secret final boss is Putin, but he just smirks and walks away.... Shritless.

You put it very accurately though, he's finishing the last few side quests to get the super weapons.

hitme · Dec 12, 2018

Purple Chocolate Bar said:

Thus why he only took a half day at work...

... half day as in two hours.

Deleted member 2802 · Dec 12, 2018

Cohen wants to serve at FCI Otisville one of Forbes 10 cushiest prisons.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/12/us/michael-cohen-prison-otisville/index.html

At FCI Otisville's detention center, the daily schedule begins at 6 a.m. with wake-up call and lights on, and days are made up of a series of meals, work calls, unit sanitation and leisure time activities. Lights out is at 11:30 p.m.

The FCI Otisville satellite camp is more lenient. The camp has a number of recreational activities: Weights, cardio equipment, bocce ball and horseshoes. The camp has a basketball court, handball court, tennis area, baseball field, and running and walking areas.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profil...-cohen-wants-to-live-in-for-the-next-3-years/

On the menu at the prison store are items such as "rib steak, gefilte fish, kugel, salmon, chorizo and smoked oysters," according to that report. And, on Memorial Day, inmates are apparently treated like regular Americans by way of "cookouts serving hamburgers, hot dogs, watermelon and potato salad," the Post notes.

I mean if he's spending his "jailtime" playing hoops and bbqing steaks. . . .

ZackieChan · Dec 12, 2018

Daitokuji said:
There is a very real possibility that Trump will go to jail in 2021. Even if he pulls a last minute pardon switcheroo with Pence, the SDNY could still prosecute Trump.

SDNY is still federal, and therefore pardonable

Orayn · Dec 12, 2018

night814 said:
Secret final boss is Putin, but he just smirks and walks away.... Shritless.

You put it very accurately though, he's finishing the last few side quests to get the super weapons.

I know we're in a video game forum but this kind of stuff is embarrassing to read. There could be nothing else coming for all we know. Even if there's damning evidence it might not amount to anything because his brainwashed followers don't care and you can't indict the president.

ArjanN · Dec 12, 2018

shira said:
Cohen wants to serve at FCI Otisville one of Forbes 10 cushiest prisons.

I mean if he's spending his "jailtime" playing hoops and bbqing steaks. . . .

The cushy prison thing has always been dumb clickbait, it's just slightly less shitty prison.

night814 · Dec 12, 2018

Orayn said:
I know we're in a video game forum but this kind of stuff is embarrassing to read. There could be nothing else coming for all we know. Even if there's damning evidence it might not amount to anything because his brainwashed followers don't care and you can't indict the president.

You be embarrassed then

Darkgran · Dec 12, 2018

Shoeless said:
He's having such a terrible week. Which means the rest of the world is having a good one.

No he is not. Hes having an amazing week..

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/lou-dob...ing-villainous-acts-from-mueller-prosecutors/

rjinaz · Dec 12, 2018

Cohen's former lawyer as of today Davis, on Maddow.
Trump showed mental instability that scared Cohen and he felt Trump was dangerous to the country once he won the presidency. Whew. The times we live in.

Chaotic-Strike · Dec 12, 2018

TheGreatMightyPoo said:
Cohen will always be a slimeball scumbag but there are bigger fish to fry.

Which is why it's always hilarious when two of them turn on each other.

TAJ · Dec 12, 2018

Force_XXI said:
That 2 million dollar hit, oof

It's chump change compared to what Manafort paid.

BWoog · Dec 12, 2018

ArjanN said:
The cushy prison thing has always been dumb clickbait, it's just slightly less shitty prison.

On the menu at the prison store are items such as "rib steak, gefilte fish, kugel, salmon, chorizo and smoked oysters,"

Seems a tad more than slightly.

Spirit of Jazz · Dec 12, 2018

BWoog said:
Seems a tad more than slightly.

Is there any element of the American Judicial system that isn't a horrific joke?

Shoeless · Dec 12, 2018

Darkgran said:
No he is not. Hes having an amazing week..

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/lou-dob...ing-villainous-acts-from-mueller-prosecutors/

I stand corrected. So. Much. Winning...

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EssBeeVee · Dec 13, 2018

What kind of distraction was Trump doing having malenia be interviewed on jhannity lmao

Hycran · Dec 13, 2018

BWoog said:
Seems a tad more than slightly.

Don't get me wrong, prison is prison. But something tells me the guys in the supermax or down in Rikers aren't eating chorizo and oysters. I think we should be happy he is even spending any time in jail at all given the way the American justice system works

Dead Prince said:
What kind of distraction was Trump doing having malenia be interviewed on jhannity lmao

"I'm pregnant"
"With the anti-christ"
"and it is Obama's son"
"and it was an immaculate conception"
"god colluded with Hillary to get me pregnant"
"MAGA"

Jon Carter · Dec 13, 2018

I love the fact that he hasn't tweeted about it. You just know it's pure chaos over there.

Akira86 · Dec 13, 2018

Dead Prince said:
What kind of distraction was Trump doing having malenia be interviewed on jhannity lmao

probably saw her in the hallway of the white house and started berating her about what she was doing to pull her own weight during this time of Crisis.

adamsappel · Dec 13, 2018

BWoog said:
Seems a tad more than slightly.

On the other hand, do you think any prison system can prepare gefilte fish and smoked oysters in any palatable way? That's probably part of the punishment. "You were used to such rarefied foods being prepared in refined ways. Here it's all blended together in a smoothie."

ZackieChan · Dec 13, 2018

Cohen: "I take full responsibility"
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