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creamated or berried?
- Thread starter woodcutter
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INT. FUNERAL PARLOR
A grim looking Funeral Director is staring into the camera. There are two upright caskets on each side of him.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR What are your wishes?
The caskets spring open, revealing BARRY, a friendly looking zombie and CROM, a spooky skeleton.
The funeral director grins and points at the camera.
Barry and Crom dance as the Funeral Director starts playing an electric guitar.
Cut to a bowl of Berried and Creamated cereal, toast, eggs, etc.
A grim looking Funeral Director is staring into the camera. There are two upright caskets on each side of him.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
The caskets spring open, revealing BARRY, a friendly looking zombie and CROM, a spooky skeleton.
BARRY
ME WANT BERRIES!CROM
No! CREEEAM!The funeral director grins and points at the camera.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
You decide!Barry and Crom dance as the Funeral Director starts playing an electric guitar.
BERRIED AND CREAMATED THEME (V.O.)
It's a raspberry dream! With berries and cream! Every bowl's anticipated...FUNERAL DIRECTOR
It's Berried and Creamated! Just one bite and you'll say...BARRY AND CROM
It's to die for!BERRIED AND CREAMATED THEME (V.O.)
Berried and cremated cereal!Cut to a bowl of Berried and Creamated cereal, toast, eggs, etc.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Berried and Creamated! Part of this balanced breakfast.
I go back and forth on this and honestly don't know. In my family, cremation is the norm, but the idea of it disturbs me. Both do, really.
I'm donating my organs but don't know what will happen to the meat suit.
I'm donating my organs but don't know what will happen to the meat suit.
Oh my god my first thought. Berried lmao.
The power of mint berry crunch!