Mankads are the fucking best because I get to laugh/shake my head at people crying about Mankads.
Watch the ball and stay in your crease until it's left the bowler's hand and you will NEVER be at risk for a Mankad. Simple as that, it's fucking schoolboy stuff.
If I don't get a warning because my back foot drags 6 inches out of the crease playing and missing at a forward defensive to a spinner then the non-striker doesn't get a warning because he's a dopey twat.
Miss me with that spirit of cricket bullshit when bowlers appeal for LBW when they know the batsman has nicked it and batsmen refuse to walk when they know they've smashed the cover off the ball.
"Not walking isn't cheating, it's the umpire's job to make a decision" Yeah and it's your job to stay behind that great big line painted on the ground.
Give me more Mankads.
EDIT: Also, Shane Warne was whinging about it and he's a stupid, self-aggrandising cunt who is wrong about everything that isn't the technical details of bowling legspin so that is empirical proof that Mankads are great.
Finally, look at this:
That is fucking hilarious.
