Catching the local critters.
Catching the local critters.
oh my gosh, I've never experienced such a charitable display of support. Now I know I can trust my otherwise miserably feeble future upon the stock of your strength and goodness. I would have been lost without your brave showing of being better than every other man.
That's one fucking politically aware 7 year old.
I do wonder what noblewomen actually thought of this shit back then.Chivalry, ugh. Why do nice guys get their courting strategies from the middle ages. That'd be like pretending that brushing your teeth with urine is still a good strategy.
my 3 year old daughter caught a glimpse of todays trump rally shut down and starting crying "daddy why do they want free speech to die?"
— S.J. (@sexualjumanji) March 12, 2016
I do wonder what noblewomen actually thought of this shit back then.
"Did your father decide to give your hand in marriage to Sir Chivalot on the basis of his god-awful obsessive poetry about your vagina and the way he threw his coat onto a puddle any biped could move around?"
"Nah, I'm being sold off to Baron Loadsacash as part of a load of assets relating to a mutual defence agreement instead. "
"Sound. I heard he's horrible but it's good for both your family and the peasants our lifestyle exists off of the back of. Who the fuck marries for love"
"Such a choice. A loveless marriage based on strategy and mutual gain for the male half of our families or one based on awful poetry and one-sided obsession"
"lol you said 'choice'"
"Iol I know right"
"It's almost like stories of chivalry are written by men for men to make our status as a penniless individual reliant on them and their penchant for pedestals and pointy sticks for bloody everything sound romantic. Where's Chivalot now?"
"Still standing beneath my window writing awful shit about me on Faithbook".
I do wonder what noblewomen actually thought of this shit back then.
"Did your father decide to give your hand in marriage to Sir Chivalot on the basis of his god-awful obsessive poetry about your vagina and the way he threw his coat onto a puddle any biped could move around?"
"Nah, I'm being sold off to Baron Loadsacash as part of a load of assets relating to a mutual defence agreement instead. "
"Sound. I heard he's horrible but it's good for both your family and the peasants our lifestyle exists off of the back of. Who the fuck marries for love"
"Such a choice. A loveless marriage based on strategy and mutual gain for the male half of our families or one based on awful poetry and one-sided obsession"
"lol you said 'choice'"
"Iol I know right"
"It's almost like stories of chivalry are written by men for men to make our status as a penniless individual reliant on them and their penchant for pedestals and pointy sticks for bloody everything sound romantic. Where's Chivalot now?"
"Still standing beneath my window writing awful shit about me on Faithbook".
I shall indeed, I've always meant to do that! Would this be a good starting point?You should read some Héloïse and Marie de France if you're looking for an answer to that question. "Faithbook" was hilarious.
Yes, that's actually the edition I used. Her lais are her best known work. It's awesome to have some women's voices from the time, though Marie was writing for the same sort of audiences as her male counterparts.I shall indeed, I've always meant to do that! Would this be a good starting point?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lais-Marie-France-Original-Classics/dp/0140447598
/sorry for off topic
I love this thread (most of the time). I come in for my daily dose of hot cringe and walk away with a good book recommendation ;)Yes, that's actually the edition I used. Her lais are her best known work. It's awesome to have some women's voices from the time, though Marie was writing for the same sort of audiences as her male counterparts.
You're definitely not ready for the discord then..I thought I was ready for this thread. I was so so so mistaken.
Oh man, this reminds me of a girl at work who stopped eating couscous when she found out it was "man made".
oh my gosh, I've never experienced such a charitable display of support. Now I know I can trust my otherwise miserably feeble future upon the stock of your strength and goodness. I would have been lost without your brave showing of being better than every other man.
Figured this is your car. *crosses fingers* Hope it is.
You were the only employee with a pride pin andana pride bumper sticker.
It's a shame you're not into men. I'd love to take you out and show you what your missing
– A Real man
Seems legit. You can always tell a real man from the creepy anonymous notes about how your sexuality disappoints them.
Use your context clues... and then immediately regret using your context clues because it's actually about twice as bad as whatever you just imagined.The fuck is anal vore?
I ain't googling that at all so someone needs to fill me in
Yoshi's tongue I think?What is Rosalina supposed to be sucking on? No, wait, I don't want to know.
Yeah, it's like he wasn't content with being just an awkward dickhead, he thought he'd elevate to racism.