Curly, straight, crinkle, or waffle?

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Fries. Chips. Whatever other countries call them. You know.

What cut is the best of the four? Didn't include steak cut because it's obvious those are last resort bottom of the barrel, but feel free to vote for them if you want to joke around.

For me? Curly > waffle > crinkle > straight

 

[5taquitos]

Curly







Everything else

 

[Bandage]

Home

Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.

 

[Hydrus]

Straight, followed by waffle.

 

[Wyman Manderly]

Curly




Crinkle
Waffle
Straight

 

[shnurgleton]

Curly







Everything else

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Agreed. But there is definitely a place for the British chip cut provided it's drowned in vinegar and commingled with fish bits

 

[Deleted member 511]

Curly, Crinkle, Straight, Waffle. I feel like I haven't had curly fries since HS. :(

Agreed. But there is definitely a place for the British chip cut provided it's drowned in vinegar and commingled with fish bits

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whut

 

[Taurus Silver]

I'd rather cut up potatoes and make my own fries.

But if I had to pick

Crinkle
Waffle
Straight
Curly

 

[Steel]

Give me either waffle or straight and crispy.

 

[The Pot]

Curly all day.

 

[Raptor Jesus]

Onion rings.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

steak

 

[Linkura]

Curly are the GOAT but pretty much no one except Arby's serves them, and we don't have an Arby's around here. :( They served them at the school I went to for 9th grade and I had them pretty much daily. They were delicious.

 

[JimJamJones]

There's only one answer:

 

[Holograms]

Curly, crinkle, waffle, straight

 

[Deleted member 13131]

A wildcard enters the fray:

Wedges > waffle > curly > crinkle > straight

 

[Enzom21]

"Seasoned" curly fries.
These:

Not these:

 

[Apollo]

Crinkle > Waffle > Straight >>> Curly. Never been a fan of curly fries.

 

[BLEEN]

Gonna go with waffle and an honorable mention to homemade potato skins with chili powder.

 

[Kier]

Homemade straight > crinkle w/ gravy > McDonald's fries > straight

I've never seen waffle or curly cuts in my country, I feel that I haven't lived life to the fullest.

 

[Zacmortar]

Steak fries > everything else

 

[Kickmaster Kim]

Curly fries are the bomb!

 

[Deified Data]

The Chik-fil-A waffle fry dipped in honey is the pinnacle of the fried potato. Better still, it's basic as fuck so you can make it on your own without giving them money.

 

[The Almighty Tria]

People actually fucking like crinkle fries? That shit is inedible. There's a reason only trash school cafeterias serve them, or discount frozen dinners.

Give me properly cooked curly or waffle fries anyday.

 

[mattlikewhoa]

"Seasoned" curly fries.
These:

Not these:

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This man gets it!

 

[Wetwork]

Waffle or Curly. Ez.

 

[John Rabbit]

Curly (obv seasoned) > Waffle > Crinkle > Straight

 

[Dyle]

Smiley fries will always be the best. All the normal fry types have no personality, but smiley frys are always happy, which means they're always delicious, even on a pizza

 

[HardTimesFamilyPride]

Waffl-

Home

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HNNNNGH

 

[Linkura]

"Seasoned" curly fries.
These:

Not these:

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I don't think I've ever even seen non-seasoned curly fries. They look like shit.

 

[MrNewVegas]

Arby's isn't worth much but they make up for it with those CURLYs

 

[____]

I honestly feel I have no favorites here. Give me all of them.

All.
Of.
Them.

 

[CrocodileGrin]

I'd say Wedges > Straight > Waffle > Crinkle > Curly (rarely tried them)

If any of these fries are seasoned, then all bets are off the table and I'll like the fries no matter what type of cut potato it is.

 

[RedBlue]

Nothing beats a slightly over-cooked crinkle cut fry. It's got the crisp outside and a hearty inside that's not too heavy. The surface is also an excellent courier for ketchup.

 

[idlewild_]

Curly
Waffle
Straight
Crinkle

 

[crimsonECHIDNA]

Straight, followed by waffle.

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[Deleted member 42]

Here's the true order.

Waffle
Curly
Straight


Crinkle


And they're either all crispy or they're all wack

 

[llebocat]

As far as fast food goes, I might like Jack in the Box curly fries more than McDonald's fries.

 

[ribm]

chunks, a.k.a tater tots

 

[Deleted member 1570]

Thor 2: The Dark World

Spoiler

waffle da bes

 

[Walter White Walker]

I prefer crinkle cut for home. This does not count Arby's curley fries, though, because those are the best at restaurants.

 

[Kisaya]

Straight only cause they're the easiest to eat. I'm not picky about it tho

 

[NoblesseOblige]

All the above.

 

[Digital]

Smiley fries will always be the best. All the normal fry types have no personality, but smiley frys are always happy, which means they're always delicious, even on a pizza

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I have to fight you.

 

[Chrome]

Waffle is the best. The small holes take advantage of the viscosity of the ketchup, leading to a well balance of flavor across the entire fry.

 

[SasaBassa]

S+: Waffle (potato nachos tilt here). Also the cigar of fries. Aka "it's like eating 5 fries at once"
S: Shoestring
A: Home Fries, Onion Rings
B: Good Curly Fries, Tator Tots, HashBrowns, straight fries
C: Bad Curly Fries
Rat Food Tier: Crinkle. Get that shit outta here.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

All of above. I don't discriminate

 

[Dr. Benton Quest]

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#teamwedge

 

[Empyrean Cocytus]

None of these.

Tater Tots.

 

[5taquitos]

"Seasoned" curly fries.
These:

Not these:

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My dude(tte)