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Daily feelgood: (SATIRE) Ajit Pai slides into Mia Khalifa’s DMs and gets absolutely rekt

Oct 25, 2017
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Chicago
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Nov 16, 2017
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#20
I don't know what huzlers is but I can't seem to find this news anywhere else.
They also have a story about that bullied kid that turned out had a bad mom got "fucked up" at school because he showed up with a hoverboard from the gofundme money. Seems like a legit site!
 
Oct 29, 2017
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#21
There's no way.... right? It's way too perfect to be true.

That said, it might cause Pai some personal agitation, so I guess it's still a net positive.
 

PMS341

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Oct 29, 2017
2,056
#26
Considering his home address is all over Twitter at this point, I'd like to think Pai should know the consequences of literally anything you post on the Internet. But alas.
 
Oct 25, 2017
2,507
#27
Why would you ask out a girl you don't know over DM, much less someone like Mia Khalifa who is probably accosted by randos all day?
 
Oct 25, 2017
13,922
#30
There's no way.... right? It's way too perfect to be true.

That said, it might cause Pai some personal agitation, so I guess it's still a net positive.
He'll benefit from this, now he gets to point to it as an example of "don't believe what fake media says about me".
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Oct 26, 2017
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Sweden
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Good joke though!