Daily feelgood: (SATIRE) Ajit Pai slides into Mia Khalifa’s DMs and gets absolutely rekt

Discussion in 'EtcetEra' started by Ryaaan14, Dec 17, 2017.

  1. Ryaaan14

    Ryaaan14 Member Original Poster


    Damn that’s gotta suck!
  2. #2
    You can still gram your nudes.
  3. Conciliator

    Conciliator Member

    legit? this is almost too on the nose to be real
  4. Intraxidance

    Intraxidance Member

    He's got good taste
  5. stn

    stn Member

    He's got zero game, lol.
  6. #6
    What did he think was going to happen?
  7. #7
    Huzlers is a "satire" page.
  8. T-Rex.

    T-Rex. Member

    the first comment lool
  9. SteveWinwood

    SteveWinwood Member

    there's no way that's real
  10. NinjaScooter

    NinjaScooter Member

    Seems fake
  11. Digital

    Digital Banned Member

    100% real.
  12. Volimar

    Volimar Member

    I don't know what huzlers is but I can't seem to find this news anywhere else.
  13. shira

    shira Community Resetter Member

  14. bionic77

    bionic77 Member

    Even evil people get horny.
  15. AuthenticM

    AuthenticM Member


    Make no mistake, I would love this to be true lol
  16. Ryaaan14

    Ryaaan14 Member Original Poster

  17. HardRojo

    HardRojo Member

    I won't laugh at this until it's confirmed 100% real. Seems too good to be true.
    Edit: Well, my hunch was right :/
  18. NinjaScooter

    NinjaScooter Member

    They are also running a story about how Bruce Jenner changed his name to Brucelda, so...seems legit.
  19. Mammoth Jones

    Mammoth Jones Banned Member

    Fake News. Like, this is incorrect and people should not link satire sites as real news.
  20. JustinBB7

    JustinBB7 Member

    They also have a story about that bullied kid that turned out had a bad mom got "fucked up" at school because he showed up with a hoverboard from the gofundme money. Seems like a legit site!
  21. GameShrink

    GameShrink Member

    There's no way.... right? It's way too perfect to be true.

    That said, it might cause Pai some personal agitation, so I guess it's still a net positive.
  22. whytemyke

    whytemyke Member

    fake. but funny.
  23. Cheebo

    Cheebo Member

    fake news buddy.
  24. D65

    D65 Member

    If real

  25. JustinBB7

    JustinBB7 Member

  26. PMS341

    PMS341 Member

    Considering his home address is all over Twitter at this point, I'd like to think Pai should know the consequences of literally anything you post on the Internet. But alas.
  27. Kyzer

    Kyzer Member

    Why would you ask out a girl you don't know over DM, much less someone like Mia Khalifa who is probably accosted by randos all day?
  28. Psychoward

    Psychoward Member

  29. Cypher

    Cypher Member

  30. Servbot24

    Servbot24 Member

    He'll benefit from this, now he gets to point to it as an example of "don't believe what fake media says about me".
  31. pizzaparty

    pizzaparty Member

  32. psynergyadept

    psynergyadept Member


    “It go down in da DMs!!!”

    Edit:fake news! Sad!
  33. #33
    OP is definitely not a journalist.
  34. #34
    I'm gonna guess it's the new euphemism for unfunny satire.
  35. Lucreto

    Lucreto Member


    He is married with kids. He is not that stupid to risk his marriage and possibly his career like that.
  36. #36
    I doubt it was really him but would love to be proven wrong.

    edit: oh okay then w/e
  37. Heynongman!

    Heynongman! Member

    The most infamous? Uhhh have they not heard of The Onion? Hell I even think Kayfabe News is more infamous than this site that I've never heard of.
  38. platakul

    platakul Banned Member

    While it is fake never doubt what a man is willing to do when he is horny on line
  39. lazygecko

    lazygecko Member

    Kinda glad it's not real since I would expect a more tasteful rebuttal than bodyshaming.
  40. vypek

    vypek Member

    The news on the sidebar made me suspicious already but yeah, definitely fake. Funny though
  41. sleepInsom

    sleepInsom Banned Member

    LMAO yeah that’s never happened before
  42. John Caboose

    John Caboose Member

    Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!

    Good joke though!
  43. aliengmr

    aliengmr Member

    It would be funny if it was real. Since it isn't, it's just an April fools joke that isn't funny and just disappointing.
  44. RoninChaos

    RoninChaos Member

    Wtf is sliding into DMs?
  45. pizzaparty

    pizzaparty Member

    Using direct messages on social media platforms to inquire whether a person is romantically or sexually interested.
  46. TAJ

    TAJ Member

    Satire and fake news are entirely different things.
  47. NinjaScooter

    NinjaScooter Member

  48. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc Dreamcast Porno Party Member

    I don't know what "slides into" means in this context.
  49. Tesseract

    Tesseract Member

    jesus christ i am old.

    i need to inject more steroids into my buttocks immediately.
  50. Servbot24

    Servbot24 Member

    I guess it's cause you're trying to smoothly transition from public to private messages

    Though it's never really that smooth :P