Daily feelgood: (SATIRE) Ajit Pai slides into Mia Khalifa’s DMs and gets absolutely rekt

[Ryaaan14]

https://www.huzlers.com/fcc-commiss...im-via-deleted-instagram-post-see-screenshot/

WASHINGTON – Adult actress Mia Khalifa reportedly exposed FCC Commissioner Ajit Pai Saturday afternoon via Instagram with a screenshotted post of Ajit Pai sliding in her Twitter direct messages. Although Mia reportedly deleted the post in less than 5 minutes, it gained over 2,000 likes, 300 comments, and was screenshotted by many followers.

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Damn that's gotta suck!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

You can still gram your nudes.

 

[Conciliator]

legit? this is almost too on the nose to be real

 

[Intraxidance]

He's got good taste

 

[stn]

He's got zero game, lol.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

What did he think was going to happen?

 

[Deleted member 8593]

Huzlers is a "satire" page.

 

[Deleted member 923]

the first comment lool

 

[SteveWinwood]

there's no way that's real

 

[NinjaScooter]

Seems fake

 

[Digital]

100% real.

 

[Volimar]

I don't know what huzlers is but I can't seem to find this news anywhere else.

 

[Deleted member 2802]

 

[bionic77]

Even evil people get horny.

 

[AuthenticM]

Huzlers is a "satire" page.

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Yeah.

Make no mistake, I would love this to be true lol

 

[Ryaaan14]

I don't know what huzlers is but I can't seem to find this news anywhere else.

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It just hit Resetera

https://www.resetera.com/threads/da...khalifa’s-dms-and-gets-absolutely-rekt.11587/

 

[HardRojo]

I won't laugh at this until it's confirmed 100% real. Seems too good to be true.
Edit: Well, my hunch was right :/

 

[NinjaScooter]

I don't know what huzlers is but I can't seem to find this news anywhere else.

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They are also running a story about how Bruce Jenner changed his name to Brucelda, so...seems legit.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Fake News. Like, this is incorrect and people should not link satire sites as real news.

 

[JustinBB7]

I don't know what huzlers is but I can't seem to find this news anywhere else.

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They also have a story about that bullied kid that turned out had a bad mom got "fucked up" at school because he showed up with a hoverboard from the gofundme money. Seems like a legit site!

 

[GameShrink]

There's no way.... right? It's way too perfect to be true.

That said, it might cause Pai some personal agitation, so I guess it's still a net positive.

 

[whytemyke]

fake. but funny.

 

[Deleted member 5666]

fake news buddy.

 

[D65]

If real

Lol

 

[JustinBB7]

If real

Lol

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Nah, if you google the site:

Huzlers | Trending Fauxtire & Satire Entertainment
https://www.huzlers.com/
Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!

 

[PMS341]

Considering his home address is all over Twitter at this point, I'd like to think Pai should know the consequences of literally anything you post on the Internet. But alas.

 

[Kyzer]

Why would you ask out a girl you don't know over DM, much less someone like Mia Khalifa who is probably accosted by randos all day?

 

[Deleted member 31817]

It just hit Resetera

https://www.resetera.com/threads/da...khalifa’s-dms-and-gets-absolutely-rekt.11587/

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Lmao

 

[passepied joe]

Nah, if you google the site:

Huzlers | Trending Fauxtire & Satire Entertainment
https://www.huzlers.com/
Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!

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Is your avatar what who I think it is? ',:^)

 

[Servbot24]

There's no way.... right? It's way too perfect to be true.

That said, it might cause Pai some personal agitation, so I guess it's still a net positive.

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He'll benefit from this, now he gets to point to it as an example of "don't believe what fake media says about me".

 

[pizzaparty]

Nah, if you google the site:

Huzlers | Trending Fauxtire & Satire Entertainment
https://www.huzlers.com/
Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!

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Is fauxtire the new euphemism for lies.

 

[psynergyadept]

LOL!!!

"It go down in da DMs!!!"

Edit:fake news! Sad!

 

[TinfoilHatsROn]

OP is definitely not a journalist.

 

[Randomly Generated]

Is fauxtire the new euphemism for lies.

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I'm gonna guess it's the new euphemism for unfunny satire.

 

[Lucreto]

Fake

He is married with kids. He is not that stupid to risk his marriage and possibly his career like that.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

I doubt it was really him but would love to be proven wrong.

edit: oh okay then w/e

 

[Heynongman!]

Nah, if you google the site:

Huzlers | Trending Fauxtire & Satire Entertainment
https://www.huzlers.com/
Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!

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The most infamous? Uhhh have they not heard of The Onion? Hell I even think Kayfabe News is more infamous than this site that I've never heard of.

 

[platakul]

Fake

He is married with kids. He is not that stupid to risk his marriage and possibly his career like that.

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While it is fake never doubt what a man is willing to do when he is horny on line

 

[lazygecko]

Kinda glad it's not real since I would expect a more tasteful rebuttal than bodyshaming.

 

[vypek]

The news on the sidebar made me suspicious already but yeah, definitely fake. Funny though

 

[sleepInsom]

Fake

He is married with kids. He is not that stupid to risk his marriage and possibly his career like that.

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LMAO yeah that's never happened before

 

[John Caboose]

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Huzlers.com is the most infamous fauxtire & satire entertainment website in the world. If it's trending on social media you'll find it here!


Good joke though!

 

[aliengmr]

It would be funny if it was real. Since it isn't, it's just an April fools joke that isn't funny and just disappointing.

 

[RoninChaos]

Wtf is sliding into DMs?

 

[pizzaparty]

Wtf is sliding into DMs?

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Using direct messages on social media platforms to inquire whether a person is romantically or sexually interested.

 

[TAJ]

Fake News. Like, this is incorrect and people should not link satire sites as real news.

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Stahp.
Satire and fake news are entirely different things.

 

[NinjaScooter]

Wtf is sliding into DMs?

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[Deleted member 12790]

I don't know what "slides into" means in this context.

 

[Tesseract]

Using direct messages on social media platforms to inquire whether a person is romantically or sexually interested.

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jesus christ i am old.

i need to inject more steroids into my buttocks immediately.

 

[Servbot24]

I don't know what "slides into" means in this context.

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I guess it's cause you're trying to smoothly transition from public to private messages

Though it's never really that smooth :P