A bunch of pirate lizardmen steal a cavefull of bananas because they could. An ape and a monkey team up to take them down and get back the bananas.
Donkey Kong Country
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Describe a game's plot by making it sound nonsensical or dumb
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A guy goes underwater and fights scuba divers and little girls because another guy nicely asks him to.
Monkies trapped in hamster balls roll around on floating tilting pieces of land masses trying to collect bananas and move through goal posts.
Super Money Ball
A dude wants to find treasure and also prevent bad guys from getting treasure because it could result in bad things all over the place. He helps the bad guys find the treasure.
Connect some lines together for 40 hours.
The last game was better because it was for people who smoke or people drink like if you drink beer and you get drunk or you smoke weed and you get high and you just... anything, like you just get be gettin' fucked up.
The last game was better because it was for people who smoke or people drink like if you drink beer and you get drunk or you smoke weed and you get high and you just... anything, like you just get be gettin' fucked up.
A group of adventurers descend a cursed chapel so one dude can shove a rock into his forehead.
Diablo.
A prince tells a story to a princess about him dying multiple times but then reminds himself that he's actually alive
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
You're stranded in the desert with other people and the only way to return home is by winning enough games of MAGICAL BASKETBALL.
Pyre
Giant bugs are about to invade but nobody trusts you so you have to go around various places trying to make at least three idiots believe you.
A talking Rubik's Cube helps me worship a ball of light as I shoot juice boxes across the solar system
Destiny
A cyborg zombie, assassin, mercenary, mad scientist, vigilante, thief, soldier, convict, robot, genetically modified babe, soldier, alien mommy, and prepubescent dinosaur walk into a human processing facility...
A dead guy or girl has to kill a bunch of guys who don't want to be set on fire again so they can set themself on fire.
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A new energy drink causes people to become mutants, and it's your duty to use Teddy Bears strapped with dynamite and other weapons, while sliding on power cables and bouncing on cars, to kill them all.
Sunset Overdrive....and I really didn't even have to make it sound too nonsensical, since that's actually the basis for the game.
Okay, they can set themself on fire or not do that. Or they can take the fire into their bosom and lord over the zombies.
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The genetically-engineered clone of the greatest soldier who ever lived has to stop his twin brother from unleashing a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank on the world. There's also a Russian cowboy who is secretly working for the President (who is, himself, another genetically-engineered clone). Oh, and there's a cyborg ninja.
A man with a scar on his hand invades a floating Trumpian utopia in order to commit suicide
Bioshock Infinite
Guy jailed you. You escape and want to beat him up but his office is guarded by a rookie mook that wants dosh. You beat people up all over the world to get the dosh for the rookie mook, and beat up dozens of people inside just like the rookie mook you paid to get to the guy who jailed you and beat him up.
Kao the Kangaroo Round 2, and I guess I didn't have to make it sound stupid.
Hollow Knight?
Dark Souls? If so, it's an undead dead girl, thank you very much! #feminism
Guy walks into a village and shoots people to rescue the US president daughter while talking about bingo.
