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Powerful foreign revolutionaries intercede against the summary execution of an enemy combatant, planting the seeds of the protagonist's uncertainty.
 
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Revolsin

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Two girls are put in a machine where it connects their asshole to the other's mouth, and get injected with diarrhea-inducing chemicals.
The results are as you'd expect.
 
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Gunpei

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Your neighbour gives you a wild rat and sends you out to fetch a parcel in the the next town. A massive animal massacre ensues.
 

Velezcora

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Nov 16, 2017
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A bandanna clad youth threatens an old man while he's enjoying some wine.
 

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A girl and her former enemy which became a potato jump towards a trap made by someone that recently read Machiavelli
 

Rotobit

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Oct 27, 2017
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Two girls sing and rejoice as their brethren murder each other for sport.

A bandanna clad youth threatens an old man while he's enjoying some wine.

I know it's probably not Metal Gear Solid 3 but I like that it was the first thing I thought of

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Aurongel

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Oct 28, 2017
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A war criminal kills an American president in a parallel timeline.
 

Arta

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Oct 27, 2017
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You are the only one in the entire world that rides steeds, seeking answers from the long dead and their shaped lights and voices.
 

cyress8

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A pod of machine lifeforms crash in the middle of your base and burn all your crops while you are unprepared. They decide to wreck your shit along with everyone in it.

You have your lone gunner have a mental breakdown and cower in his room after he watches his dog get eviscerated by the machines.

This is actually an easy one to answer.
 

Arta

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Got another one.

You are preparing to take an elevator while in a diving suit. You are besides yourself as you are besides yourself.
 

NightShift

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A grown ass man cuts a hotdog in half and sticks a fork and a knife in both ends to use as feet to dance around. He then uses the hotdog feet to kick around a piece of broccoli as a soccer ball to tease his cat who's actually a woman dressed up as a cat but shut up. Meanwhile his friend is deepthroating half a dozen triple hotdogs at once.

Got another one.

You are preparing to take an elevator while in a diving suit. You are besides yourself as you are besides yourself.
Soma
 

Rotobit

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Oct 27, 2017
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A grown ass man cuts a hotdog in half and sticks a fork and a knife in both ends to use as feet to dance around. He then uses the hotdog feet to kick around a piece of broccoli as a soccer ball to tease his cat who's actually a woman dressed up as a cat but shut up. Meanwhile his friend is deepthroating half a dozen triple hotdogs at once.

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Thequietone

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Oct 26, 2017
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The bad guy told me not to try anything or he'll kill his hostage with his large mech, but the hostage is my main competition for the guy I like so I hit him with magic and she survived. I may or may not have hoped it'd cause her death or not.

Hint: game had a sequel recently in the last two years.
 

HeavenlyOne

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Nov 30, 2017
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You duck out of view just as the man patrolling turns around. He thinks he sees a guy in a coat but decides it was probably just a rat.
 

psychedelic

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Oct 30, 2017
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- Guy creates a virtual reality in order to manifest his dead sister in it through his memories.

- Various people engage in and act out a proper finger gun fight throughout the scene until the narrator gets his story straight.

- On the day of marriage, bridesmaid stabs friend to death, drags body to another room, changes into friend's dress and gets sent to an asylum.