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NESpowerhouse

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,658
Virginia
A young girl tells her mom to go fuck herself while getting on the bus to go to school, and a few minutes later their capital city is under attack and their country is at war.
 

HybridSnyper

Member
Oct 27, 2017
52
1. Betrayed by your former ally, you fight to stop a terrorist plot with your wife by your side.

2. You stand in the wizard's laboratory, the machine dormant. Reaching into your pockets, you pull out a piece of moldy cheese and thow it into the vat at the machine's base. Suddenly, it springs to life!
 

HybridSnyper

Member
Oct 27, 2017
52
One more:
A young woman vomits a fetus. As it writhes on the ground, an older woman picks it up like, "Well if you don't want it..." and eats it. And God was born.
 

Stinkles

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,459
Each of your vehicle's six wheels is jostled by the barren, buckled and custed surface, the carbon filament tires nearly indestructible, but still subject to the brutal energies and physics of racing across this sun blasted plain, Earth, a tiny crescent in the sky. Ahead, a slight rise may hide a chasm or crater. Above, an interceptor craft is preparing to fire. You have one shot at this - accelerate and pray your rattling jalopy makes the leap, or man the cannons and eliminate this alien bird of prey. Inside your freezing cockpit, the music plays on, unperturbed by the horrors outside.
 

AniHawk

No Fear, Only Math
Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,140
a guy shouts another guy's name and then they go running around a tree after each other in the conclusion of this thrilling story.
 
Jan 27, 2019
16,072
Fuck off
Hero goes back to his hometown, the locals all hate the hero, one of them challenges the hero to a fight and gets disarmed easily and tells the hero to do what he is here to do and then never come back.
 

JustTom

Member
May 28, 2018
1,445
Germany...
You enter the shop. You walk to a closet but cant open it. The shopkeeper tells you to step away from the closet but you dont care. You just keep going which leads to the shopkeeper telling you a never-ending story.
 

McNum

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,184
Denmark
A teenage girl is holding a birthday party when the Grim Reaper shows up, grabs a slice of the birthday cake and sits down at her table. After talking about the weather with her for an hour, the Reaper excuses himself and goes off to collect her elderly neighbor who had collapsed on the front lawn.
 

Telpis

Banned
Jan 17, 2018
1,319
Your looking for treasure but end up killing 100's of people and stopping some kind of voodoo magic everytime and somehow your the hero but really your just a hypocrite but your beloved and good looking you get a free pass.

This is a fun game OP
 

eso76

Prophet of Truth
Member
Dec 8, 2017
8,106
Each of your vehicle's six wheels

I didn't read the rest, and it's Moon Patrol. (seriously i didn't)

- The party you threw at your place is over, all guests left and you just finished throwing up in the bathroom. You just want to crawl inside your bed but your wife won't let you unless you take care of the mess in your house first.
 
Oct 27, 2017
15,010
Edit - quoted the wrong person by mistake.

Your looking for treasure but end up killing 100's of people and stopping some kind of voodoo magic everytime and somehow your the hero but really your just a hypocrite but your beloved and good looking you get a free pass.

This is a fun game OP

Probably Uncharted?
 

Rotobit

Editor at Nintendo Wire
Verified
Oct 27, 2017
10,196
You harvest the fecal matter of cute animals on an alien planet

Slime Rancher?

A teenage girl is holding a birthday party when the Grim Reaper shows up, grabs a slice of the birthday cake and sits down at her table. After talking about the weather with her for an hour, the Reaper excuses himself and goes off to collect her elderly neighbor who had collapsed on the front lawn.

The Sims (4?)
 

KtotheRoc

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
56,613
A man mourns his lady love, whom he himself had just struck down in battle, in one of the most infamous scenes in gaming history.
 

McNum

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 26, 2017
5,184
Denmark
Sims 3, but close enough. It can happen in most of them. The hard part is getting him to sit down and eat cake.

Turns out the "Everyone come eat cake!" call that goes with blowing out the candles on a birthday cake includes the Grim Reaper if he's on the lot. So with the right timing...
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"Happy birthday, I'll see you in about 60 years!"

That one is probably one of my favorite screenshots from the entire series. It just sums up everything awesome about having the different parts of the simulation collide in memorable ways.
 

SkyOdin

Member
Apr 21, 2018
2,680
A man mourns his lady love, whom he himself had just struck down in battle, in one of the most infamous scenes in gaming history.
Mega Man X4

You help a lady detective track down the source of illegal fruit smuggling, but it somehow escalates to a showdown against the local feudal ruler on the rooftop of his castle.
 

Zyrox

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,618
As you prepare to reach the Temporal Tower, a dark enemy who has hunted you in the present in the future, attacks, and an ally who you once thought was the villain sacrifices himself by taking him and the villain to the future.

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky

You, a humanoid, converse with a spider and agree to feed it the limbs of strangers.

Divinity: Original Sin 2?
 

TwinBahamut

Member
Jun 8, 2018
1,360
Character betrays friends to side with boyfriend. Then proceeds to fight friends.
Xenosaga Episode 3

As for my own contribution...

A warrior draws a mighty sword from the dragon's back, freeing it from imprisonment. Thanking the warrior, the dragon carries the warrior across the sea. Later, the warrior stabs the dragon with that same sword.
 

Soriku

Member
Nov 12, 2017
6,893
- Guy creates a virtual reality in order to manifest his dead sister in it through his memories.

- Various people engage in and act out a proper finger gun fight throughout the scene until the narrator gets his story straight.

- On the day of marriage, bridesmaid stabs friend to death, drags body to another room, changes into friend's dress and gets sent to an asylum.

First one is Evil Within