Did...I get invited for sex?

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fallingedge

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Oct 25, 2017
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The girl at checkout at Fresh Market asked me what I was doing, said she was getting off soon. I said something like "I don't know, probably just download a new game or something". She told me she loves downloading games and told me her name. Lol. Corny right. I didn't think much of it because she's like 20 years younger than me, but as I was putting my groceries in the trunk of my car I realized that hot piece of action was probably hitting on me.
lmao

What game bruh?
 

HardRojo

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Oct 25, 2017
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The girl at checkout at Fresh Market asked me what I was doing, said she was getting off soon. I said something like "I don't know, probably just download a new game or something". She told me she loves downloading games and told me her name. Lol. Corny right. I didn't think much of it because she's like 20 years younger than me, but as I was putting my groceries in the trunk of my car I realized that hot piece of action was probably hitting on me.
Hope those were some good 90+ MC games or else you fucked up.
 

Traxus

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She was just being a good neighbor, but you are now Philip Seymour Hoffman's creepy-ass character in Happiness.

Edit: My mistake; way to go OP!
 
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FUME5

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Oct 25, 2017
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The girl at checkout at Fresh Market asked me what I was doing, said she was getting off soon. I said something like "I don't know, probably just download a new game or something". She told me she loves downloading games and told me her name. Lol. Corny right. I didn't think much of it because she's like 20 years younger than me, but as I was putting my groceries in the trunk of my car I realized that hot piece of action was probably hitting on me.
I don't believe her, good call FH, you dodged a liar.
 

Mr. X

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Oct 25, 2017
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sees mention of pics of OP

finds them

"Ah so you're new to people thinking you're hot"
 

ty_hot

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Dec 14, 2017
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I see you were successful and are gonna grab coffee (at least) soon. But hey, I’ve met many many neighbors and the only ones that ever told me their apartment number were those that wanted some form of contact, so it is obvious that she wanted you to go there at some point. Being polite doesn’t include telling your apartment number, specially with a “if you need anything” line. Well, congrats and keep us informed! She might be new in town and just want to meet new people or she might want to bang (or both), either way you are off to a good start.
 

Keuja

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Oct 27, 2017
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I like how these threads always start with people claiming that it must be the work of organ thieves lol.
 
Feb 10, 2018
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say you opened to many oysters and made to many chocolate dipped strawberrys and you need her help to eat them.

Report back.
 

Zen

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Nov 1, 2017
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Report with all the juicy details OP. Let me live vicariously through your words
 

alundra311

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Oct 25, 2017
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Put your switch and smash bros. in a bag, go over to her apartment and ask her if she wants to smash.

If she says yes, profit.

If she gets offended, tell she must have misunderstood, show her your switch, and tell her you meant smash bros.

Edit: Guess I'm too late. LOL.
 

V23

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Oct 27, 2017
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I DID IT

asked about the noise, she told all she found out, said she had to leave but then invited me to go down the elevator with her,

Then she said we should have coffee some time, followed up with the digit request, and now I have her number

All in all, a success

Big thanks to you all for the advice and for providing an entertaining thread to read
 

JaseC64

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Oct 25, 2017
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OP posted pics. He’s sort of ripped. Woman might be thirsty... for coffee.
OP went to her apt to ask if she “found the noise”, got prospective coffee invite and phone number.
OP still lives with his parents.
Did he remove them? I want to behold this manly man.

Wait he lives with his parents. Maybe he has a fetish with his mommy punishing him and giving him coffee?

Edit: page 3 to see all the glory. Damn no wonder he got offered coffee at 12am.
 

Astral

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Oct 27, 2017
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Did he remove them? I want to behold this manly man.

Wait he lives with his parents. Maybe he has a fetish with his mommy punishing him and giving him coffee?

Edit: page 3 to see all the glory. Damn no wonder he got offered coffee at 12am.
Yeah sort of ripped is an understatement. OP is probably giving that smash bang fusion right now.
 

foxuzamaki

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Oct 25, 2017
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I DID IT

asked about the noise, she told all she found out, said she had to leave but then invited me to go down the elevator with her,

Then she said we should have coffee some time, followed up with the digit request, and now I have her number

All in all, a success

Big thanks to you all for the advice and for providing an entertaining thread to read
Congrats!
 
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J_Viper

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Oct 25, 2017
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I love that this thread is still active lol

It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet bros. She’s probably busy with work and all that.

If I really wanted to be play a bit more aggressive, I could ask what she’s doing tonight, but I don’t think that’s the right move
 

Shugga

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Oct 25, 2017
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I love that this thread is still active lol

It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet bros. She’s probably busy with work and all that.

If I really wanted to be play a bit more aggressive, I could ask what she’s doing tonight, but I don’t think that’s the right move
"sup tonight ?"
"not much"
"dtf ?"
 

Sirhc

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Oct 27, 2017
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I love that this thread is still active lol

It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet bros. She’s probably busy with work and all that.

If I really wanted to be play a bit more aggressive, I could ask what she’s doing tonight, but I don’t think that’s the right move
Not the morning after update Era was hoping for.

Playing the long game will be worth it though, we believe in you OP.
 
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